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PO$$E$$ED
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01-13-2006, 08:44 PM
Post subject: Poker is so sexual
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Flush
Join Date: Aug 2005
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I'm UTG and I'm Jack-king off, I pop it up when one lady calls, she wants to see me. Flop comes 10-Q-2. I push, lady pushes back, I push harder, lady moans and calls. Turn comes an ace, I go all-in, I've just nutted so I'm feeling pretty good. The lady sticks around, she flips over and I notice she has balls, she's A Queen. River comes a Q, I bust out and start crying because I just slept with a man.
I'm haralious.
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Lukie
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: back with a vengeance
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See you could have avoided sleeping with this man by not jack-king off from early position. What, you were under the gun and didn't have a choice???
I'm also halarious.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
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In that position, I would have hoped the dealer dropped a big deuce right in the middle of the table.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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sandstorm
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Flush
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Sweden
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tight/aggressive > loose/passive
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>3
this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
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Kessler
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Straight
Join Date: Sep 2005
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vnh 'rilla.
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If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
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boost
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
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nice one sandstorm 
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EasyT
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01-14-2006, 01:31 AM
Post subject: Re: Poker is so sexual
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Yo Mamma
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by PO$$E$$ED
I'm UTG and I'm Jack-king off, I pop it up when one lady calls, she wants to see me. Flop comes 10-Q-2. I push, lady pushes back with her top pair, I push harder, lady moans and calls. Turn comes an ace, I go all-in, I've just nutted so I'm feeling pretty good. The lady sticks around, she flips over and I notice she has balls, she's A Queen. River comes a Q, I bust out and start crying because I just slept with a man.
I'm haralious.
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FYP
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a500lbgorilla
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01-14-2006, 02:37 AM
Post subject: Re: Poker is so sexual
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by EasyT
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Originally Posted by PO$$E$$ED
I'm UTG and I'm Jack-king off, I pop it up when one lady calls, she wants to see me. Flop comes 10-Q-2. I push, lady pushes back with her big pair, I push harder, lady moans and calls. Turn comes an ace, I go all-in, I've just nutted so I'm feeling pretty good. The lady sticks around, she flips over and I notice she has balls, she's A Queen. River comes a Q, I bust out and start crying because I just slept with a man.
I'm haralious.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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UG
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Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
In that position, I would have hoped the dealer dropped a big deuce right in the middle of the table.
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Game. Set. Match. Rilla wins.
gg everyone.
Maria Sharapova getting ready to "drop a big deuce."
Or, maybe not. Who cares, she's hot.
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toilet_flush
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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lol, I must say I rather enjoyed that
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
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Please change your sig. We don't allow spamming.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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toilet_flush
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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will do, although I didn't think that was considered spamming, surely showing people where I play isn't spam?
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AceJackAJA
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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The strange thing is, is that i was thinking that exact thing last night but like in a different context: like if you are trying to get with a girl you don't know what cards she has (if she is willing) so you don't know whether to raise or not (you don't know whether to approach or not) because it just might scare the potential callers away if you raise to high (GIVE ME BJ!).... i need to get a life 
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boost
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
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its a linked advertisement thats is displayed everytime you post. This site is not free to run, xman eric and tyson pay for the site, so they get the pleasure of running thier adds. Seeing as you dont contribute to the hosting fees, its not fair that you get to advertise, now is it? Im not saying you are profiting from that banner, but how can we know that? And imagine if everyone could run linked banners as their sigs, itd get pretty annoying.
Not tryin to be an ass, just trying to clearify why its probably not allowed. (I say probably because I dont speak for ftr, Im not a mod just a member.)
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toilet_flush
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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Don't get me wrong, its totally understandable, hows this one ?
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