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will641
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11-03-2007, 03:21 PM
Post subject: poker hand names
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4-of-a-Kind
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Name some poker hand names that you and your live poker buddies have come up with over the years. My crew has a bunch:
72- dorothy
82- vivien (you can sub these two hands for any worthless girls you know)
K3 - Van Helsing (this name came to be because this guy kept saying van helsing in the voice dracula says it and got dealt K 3 a shit ton in this session)
QsQc - Janet Jackson
69 - big lick
K J off - jacking off
I kind remember a lot of them but Massimo and ISF need to fill in. I forget a lot the names we use.
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Deanglow
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36- mafia
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KJo - Kojak
KQ - Mike Tyson
95o - Dolly Parton
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AK47: hub dub ding ding hello hello
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Geanosssss
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...omaha but w/e
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bode
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bump
just heard an awesome hand name on Bob and Tom this morning.
AT - Whitney Houston because its strong and attractive, but has a history of getting beat.
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QQ - Your Dad and his secret good friend
ie. "You just got beat by your Dad and his secret good friend"
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kb coolman
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69 - Dinner for two
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88 = dog's balls
KQs = married
KQo = swingers
J5 = jackson 5
JA = jackass
77 = mullets
Q3 = san fran busboy....(queen w/ a tray)
J4 = full employment (because if you play it, you will always have a day job)
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0 spades, what a fucking stupid idea for a thread
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QQ - Rilla
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Deanglow
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omg I finally understand why everyone calls Q3 the gay waiter
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Originally Posted by Deanglow
omg I finally understand why everyone calls Q3 the gay waiter
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I honestly don't fucking get it and even teh googles didn't tell me, so enlighten me
stupid thread too, nice bump though
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bode
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Originally Posted by Chopper
88 = dog's balls
KQs = married
KQo = swingers
J5 = jackson 5
JA = jackass
77 = mullets
Q3 = san fran busboy....(queen w/ a tray)
J4 = full employment (because if you play it, you will always have a day job)
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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will641
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thats pretty funny,
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My bankroll is the amount of money I would spend or lose before I got a job. It is calculated by adding my net worth to whatever I can borrow.
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sinister1
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Where is Mike Sexton when you need him? He has a name for every hand evar.
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