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Old 07-19-2006, 11:43 PM     Post subject: Please stop bumping new threads #1 (permalink)  
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New threads are already on the front page and do not need to be bumped.

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Old 07-20-2006, 12:01 AM #2 (permalink)  
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
 
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Old 07-20-2006, 12:19 AM #3 (permalink)  
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it's about damn time somebody came out and addressed this problem... ty sir!
 
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Old 07-20-2006, 02:22 AM #4 (permalink)  
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Lefou vs Galapogos, one on one brawl to the death, who will win?
LOL OPERATIONS
 
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Old 07-20-2006, 02:24 AM #5 (permalink)  
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{BUMP} to make sure no one misses this important anouncement.
Lefou vs Galapogos, one on one brawl to the death, who will win?
Assuming their avatars are accurate representations of themselves, Lefou. Not close.
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Old 07-20-2006, 02:29 AM #6 (permalink)  
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Hey Lukie, did you go to war with that guy?
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Old 07-20-2006, 02:40 AM #7 (permalink)  
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which one
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Old 07-20-2006, 02:59 AM #8 (permalink)  
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That war monger.
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Old 07-20-2006, 03:01 AM #9 (permalink)  
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the war monger would be me, mwahahhahaha.
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Old 07-20-2006, 04:53 AM #10 (permalink)  
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{BUMP} to make sure no one misses this important anouncement.
Lefou vs Galapogos, one on one brawl to the death, who will win?
Galapogos forfeits to LeFou. I fear clowns...

... bump?


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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
 
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Old 07-20-2006, 05:33 AM #11 (permalink)  
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It's been 3 and a half hours. I better bump Galapagos^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H this thread.
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Old 07-20-2006, 06:42 AM #12 (permalink)  
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It's been 3 and a half hours. I better bump Galapagos^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H this thread.


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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
 
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Old 09-20-2006, 09:45 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Old 09-20-2006, 09:58 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Seriously dude, it took you 2 fucking months and that's all you come up with??


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Old 09-20-2006, 10:02 PM #15 (permalink)  
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haha wtf you cant buimp nwr tjhrads is the same asws olöd theads wrtft wtf
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it looks like angry boobs
 
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Old 09-20-2006, 11:43 PM #16 (permalink)  
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Old 12-21-2006, 02:04 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Seriously dude, it took you 2 fucking months and that's all you come up with??
Okay, I took three months this time, and I've got a better one.

Screw you, Galapagos!
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Old 12-22-2006, 04:45 AM #18 (permalink)  
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Can't have the 'old posts' pre-emt the 'new posts' sooo...



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Old 12-22-2006, 05:26 AM #19 (permalink)  
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Lefou vs Galapogos, one on one brawl to the death, who will win?
Galapogos forfeits to LeFou. I fear clowns...
Fuck clowns, LeFou is eating the virgin Mary!!!
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Old 12-22-2006, 06:47 PM #20 (permalink)  
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Seriously dude, it took you 2 fucking months and that's all you come up with??
Okay, I took three months this time, and I've got a better one.

Screw you, Galapagos!
What the...?!?!!?!?

Totally caught me off-guard! I shall return to this thread in 3 months and it will be not alone, but with a one-liner that will crush you!


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Old 05-04-2007, 04:54 PM #21 (permalink)  
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Time's up you lose, Gal.

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Old 05-04-2007, 05:10 PM #22 (permalink)  
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We've had some serious staff/union issues in my comeback department. To be honest, this whole project was meant to fail from day #1. We would still like to continue this partnership with you, but another 3month extension would be required.


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Old 10-06-2007, 11:18 PM #23 (permalink)  
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Old 10-07-2007, 12:08 AM #24 (permalink)  
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What now?

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 10-07-2007, 12:10 AM #25 (permalink)  
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Now what?

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 10-07-2007, 06:40 AM #26 (permalink)  
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 07-13-2008, 07:59 PM #27 (permalink)  
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Man, Galapagos, you suck.
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Old 07-13-2008, 08:13 PM #28 (permalink)  
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Old 07-13-2008, 08:53 PM #29 (permalink)  
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Old 07-13-2008, 09:04 PM #30 (permalink)  
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 08-12-2008, 01:54 AM #31 (permalink)  
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Le Fouuuuuuuu!!!!
Glad someone remembers me. Now:

How do you play poker?
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You're ugly!
Well, *you're ugly, and my mother dresses you funny.
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Old 02-25-2009, 08:05 PM #34 (permalink)  
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Old 02-26-2009, 05:15 AM #35 (permalink)  
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LeFou? More like LeFOOL!


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Old 06-11-2009, 02:09 PM #36 (permalink)  
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Galapagos?!!? More like
GIRLapagos!
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Old 06-11-2009, 02:12 PM #37 (permalink)  
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LeFou?! More like
LeFOUL!

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 06-11-2009, 02:17 PM #38 (permalink)  
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a500lbgorilla? More like
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Old 06-11-2009, 04:44 PM #39 (permalink)  
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LeFou?! More like
LeWHO?

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Someone call Guinness Book of Records; Galapagos and I now have a 4.5 yr running joke going.
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Someone call Guinness Book of Records; Galapagos and I now have a 4.5 yr running joke going.
Your parents have one going for <insert LeFou's age here> so they win.

(I can't believe I missed your last post before this one)


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