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    [/sarcasm]

    All worked out well in the end.
  2. #5927
    This is the PICTURES that make you lol thread.

    Would you please stop ruining this thread with your words-only posts?

    [irony]
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    Rain on your wedding day
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    Linguistic usage disputes

    The song's usage of the word "ironic" attracted media attention for an improper application of the term, because according to Jon Pareles of The New York Times, the song gives a distinct "unironic" sense in its implications.[5][6] According to the Oxford English Dictionary "irony" is "a figure of speech in which the intended meaning is the opposite of that expressed by the words used".[7] Thus, lyrics such as "It's like rain on your wedding day" and "A traffic jam when you're already late" are not ironic.[8] Morissette commented about the writing of the song: "For me the great debate on whether what I was saying in 'Ironic' was ironic wasn't a traumatic debate. I'd always embraced the fact that every once in a while I'd be the malapropism queen. And when Glen and I were writing it, we definitely were not doggedly making sure that everything was technically ironic".[8]
    Comedian Ed Byrne performed a skit in which he jokingly attacked the song for its lack of ironies: "The only ironic thing about that song is it's called 'Ironic' and it's written by a woman who doesn't know what irony is. That's quite ironic."[8] Also satirists Berger and Wyse parodied the song in one segment of their cartoon strip The Pitchers. In that episode, a superhero named "Irony Man" compared his superpowers to lyrics from Morissette's song, causing his cohorts to rename him "The Man from Alanis".[9]
    In December 2009, the comedy website CollegeHumor released a spoof video of the song called "Actually Ironic", featuring actress Sarah Natochenny, in which Patrick Cassels amended the lyrics in a form that would be appropriately ironic.[10][11] The CollegeHumor spoof was replicated in July 2013 by sisters Rachael and Eliza Hurwitz, from New York City, who published their version on YouTube.[12] The sisters sing the line "We fixed it for you, Alanis. You're welcome." throughout their "It's Finally Ironic" video.[13]
  5. #5930
    How the hell is this a malapropism? What word was she going for? Iconic? Err-onic?!

    She could, of course, be wittingly ironic in this interview by using a blatantly wrong figure of speech to describe why she used a blatantly wrong figure of speech in her song, buuuuuut this isn't exactly Duchamp we're talking about. I'd be pretty damned surprised if it all turned out the joke was on us.

    Anyway, here's a collection of .gifs to make up for the derail:

  6. #5931
    Interesting that irony in other langages like German basically means sarcasm. Makes me think English speakers are indeed doing it wrong.
  7. #5932
    Our lexicon is bigger than yours, so we have more room for niche nuances.

    Also, words can grow beyond the root meaning. Eg: "cardinal" means much more in English than it did in the original Latin, which was simply "hinge."

  8. #5933
    Not to say I'm German or anything, I'm Canadian. I've lived in Britain though, and can understand how that culture created a language where one word can mean so many things - indeed, the British love to say everything expect what they truly mean - and now living in Germany where there's usually one very precise way to say something, and indeed people here love to just tell you exactly what they mean instead of softening it up with 'nuances' in order to avoid hurting your feelings.
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    I accidentally went to the first page of this thread. I recommend revisiting for the awesomeness of "forgotten pics" from 5-6 years ago
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    Remember mosh pit girl?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttanaka View Post
    Remember mosh pit girl?!?
    I think my favorite throwbacks are the, "Sense, this picture makes none."

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    relevant:

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    still can't tell which one he chose...
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    PROFESSIONAL TROLL

    when i grow up i want to be bigred
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    Centered text...whoa...THE FUTURE IS NOW
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    I'm suddenly disappointed with my life
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    I needed a good laugh
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    Some days it feels like I've been standing forever, waiting for the bank teller to return so I can cash in all these Sklansky Bucks.
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    Some days it feels like I've been standing forever, waiting for the bank teller to return so I can cash in all these Sklansky Bucks.
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    Congratulations, you've won your dick's weight in sweets! Decode the message in the above post to find out how to claim your tic-tac
  34. #5959
    that one's so old my old russian violin teacher who doesn't use computers had a photocopy of that. but still good.
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    I need to see this from different angles.
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    Meanwhile, in England...

    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    ongies gonna ong
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    That's a LOL.
  41. #5966
    Quote Originally Posted by chemist View Post
    That's a LOL.
    To a 12 year old maybe
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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    Congratulations, you've won your dick's weight in sweets! Decode the message in the above post to find out how to claim your tic-tac
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    ongies gonna ong
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    Some days it feels like I've been standing forever, waiting for the bank teller to return so I can cash in all these Sklansky Bucks.
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    Congratulations, you've won your dick's weight in sweets! Decode the message in the above post to find out how to claim your tic-tac
  49. #5974
    "The harder you work, the luckier you get." ~ courtesy of my fortune cookie from china king

    "One of the best pieces of advice I've ever read in this forum was three words long...

    bet fucking fold." Ong
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    ongbonga's mating call..lol
    "The harder you work, the luckier you get." ~ courtesy of my fortune cookie from china king

    "One of the best pieces of advice I've ever read in this forum was three words long...

    bet fucking fold." Ong
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    'Are you sure mohammed had sexual relations with a pigs head?'
    'Do I look like I can afford a nine year old hooker, man?'

    btw, the subsection is titled: 'The world as seen from earth', which I find hysterical.

    #frenchlessonspayingoff
    #topical

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    Don't get me wrong, it's sad that 12 people died, but this is a goldmine!



    RELIGIONS IN COMPARISON

    'inflame here'
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    Why can't I edit my old posts? What is this, nazi germany? I thought this was america!
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    When asked how he got all those needles in his neck, he gave the only appropriate answer: "Man, they don't make needles like they used to."




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  56. #5981
    I haven't had such a ridiculous fit of actual laughter in a very long time.. Until this:

    Some days it feels like I've been standing forever, waiting for the bank teller to return so I can cash in all these Sklansky Bucks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    I spent a few minutes staring at her, imagining doing sexual things to her, to see if it instigated an erection. It did not. She is an actual 0/10.
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    ongies gonna ong
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    smoke meth, then try again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    I spent a few minutes staring at her, imagining doing sexual things to her, to see if it instigated an erection. It did not. She is an actual 0/10.
    That's some lvl1 thinking right there.
    - She's no older than 20. Lost of room for improvement
    - I'm no dietitian, but that's the kind of fat that you can jog off in a year.
    - An apple in the mouth has never looked flattering on anyone.

    Finally in courage and sense of humor she's a 10/10. You play your cards right and get her some clearasil and conditioner and you got yourself some potential marriage material.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    That's some lvl1 thinking right there.
    - She's no older than 20. Lost of room for improvement
    - I'm no dietitian, but that's the kind of fat that you can jog off in a year.
    - An apple in the mouth has never looked flattering on anyone.

    Finally in courage and sense of humor she's a 10/10. You play your cards right and get her some clearasil and conditioner and you got yourself some potential marriage material.
    I can just picture her now with her hot arse and her flowing ginger pony tail, while she's making me a sandwich and cup of tea.

    "Just going to get some milk honey, love you xx"

    And then I run. I don't know where, just run and keep running until sea stops me. Then swim until I reach land. Then start a new life.
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    So, what? You run a mile, then cannonball your way to France? Thats not far enough to lose this truffle pig, you gotta go further!
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    See, you guys don't know about sexual karma. You spend all your energy now scoring above your league, not realizing the cosmic debt you're running up and then you'll wake up in your fifties laying beside some high maintenance bitch with no charisma and bad breath.
    Summer of 2005 I found myself facing a difficult decision. I was getting hit on by an actual 0.5/10. Yellow teeth, boring, pimpled, clubbed foot, balding, 10 years my senior. I knew if I only hit that one this once I will be swimming in 18 year old cooch for the rest of my life. And you know what, I didn't, and guess what: dry spell ever since. The universe keeps score. Don't you forget it.
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  63. #5988
    but if you had done her just that once you'd now have a psycho stalker who will never let you go cos you're the only bloke who ever showed any interest
  64. #5989
    Quote Originally Posted by Keith View Post
    but if you had done her just that once you'd now have a psycho stalker who will never let you go cos you're the only bloke who ever showed any interest
    And think how attractive that makes you to other women.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS View Post
    So, what? You run a mile, then cannonball your way to France? Thats not far enough to lose this truffle pig, you gotta go further!
    I'd probably attempt to go north, hoping to get to the Faroe Islands, or even Iceland. The problem with France is it's full of French people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    That's some lvl1 thinking right there.
    - She's no older than 20. Lost of room for improvement
    - I'm no dietitian, but that's the kind of fat that you can jog off in a year.
    - An apple in the mouth has never looked flattering on anyone.

    Finally in courage and sense of humor she's a 10/10. You play your cards right and get her some clearasil and conditioner and you got yourself some potential marriage material.
    Doesn't it say 26 next to her name?
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    That's rough.
    But I still believe.
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    ^ gold!
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    ongies gonna ong
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    It's a moving picture and it's not Youtube so I'm just putting it here.

    https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10153283301661661
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