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Old 01-20-2008, 10:05 PM     Post subject: picking on the new guy (freechus9) #1 (permalink)  
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 xo Jessahh ox: dude what the fuck
xo Jessahh ox: everytime my girl is on the rag
xo Jessahh ox: she wants me to fuck her in the ass
freechus9: lolololol
freechus9: and youre complaining?
xo Jessahh ox: it's kinda lame
xo Jessahh ox: fuck her in the ass til she gets off
xo Jessahh ox: bust a nut in her ass
xo Jessahh ox: wipe shit up
xo Jessahh ox: where's the fun in that
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 01-20-2008, 10:14 PM #2 (permalink)  
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 xo Jessahh ox: if she didn't want to fuck all the time it might be different
xo Jessahh ox: but i've kinda got desensitized to it i guess
xo Jessahh ox: sup with you
freechus9: 20 buyin upswing
freechus9: 14 tabling
freechus9: chillin
freechus9: drinkin coffee
freechus9: wanting to fuck in the ass
xo Jessahh ox: you want to fuck me in the ass?
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 01-20-2008, 10:21 PM #3 (permalink)  
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 freechus9: sure
freechus9: ill try anything once
xo Jessahh ox: here i'll send pics
xo Jessahh ox: http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/289/jessethong49wg.jpg
freechus9: lol
xo Jessahh ox: i posted that on FTR btw
xo Jessahh ox: the pic a while back
freechus9: lol
xo Jessahh ox: no shit here's the thread
xo Jessahh ox: http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ng-t30922.html
freechus9: so sexy
freechus9: hahaha
freechus9: thats hilarious
freechus9: your ridic
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 01-20-2008, 10:22 PM #4 (permalink)  
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 givememyleg (6:19:14 PM): so you enjoy the anal intercourse?
freechus9 (6:19:44 PM): well im not sure yet
freechus9 (6:19:49 PM): im sure its great
givememyleg (6:20:06 PM): it aint all it's cracked up to be
givememyleg (6:20:11 PM): espeically if the girls on the rag
givememyleg (6:20:13 PM): that shits stank
givememyleg (6:20:20 PM): and the poop too
freechus9 (6:21:02 PM): on the rag?
givememyleg (6:21:34 PM): ya you know, like they bleed out of their snatch
freechus9 (6:21:39 PM): haha
freechus9 (6:21:39 PM): ho
freechus9 (6:21:45 PM): oh*
freechus9 (6:21:46 PM): on the rag.
givememyleg (6:22:04 PM): btw, check the commune out
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freechus9 (6:22:23 PM): k

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Old 01-20-2008, 10:27 PM #5 (permalink)  
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 freechus9 (6:25:57 PM): lol
freechus9 (6:26:01 PM): thats hilarious
givememyleg (6:26:06 PM): lol
givememyleg (6:26:12 PM): i guess youre the new guy
givememyleg (6:26:18 PM): even those youve left and came back twice i think
freechus9 (6:26:20 PM): haha yea i guess
freechus9 (6:26:21 PM): haha yep.
freechus9 (6:26:22 PM): oh well
freechus9 (6:26:38 PM): at least im the office slut
freechus9 (6:26:46 PM): instead of the outcast
givememyleg (6:26:49 PM): can we bang you in the bum?
freechus9 (6:26:57 PM): if youre clean
givememyleg (6:27:10 PM): i cant speak for us all

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Old 01-20-2008, 11:35 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Yeah so i clicked this thinking it was a pic of spoon's g/f in a thong. I was in for a suprise. Wtf?
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Old 01-20-2008, 11:49 PM #7 (permalink)  
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http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/289/jessethong49wg.jpg
Yeah so i clicked this thinking it was a pic of spoon's g/f in a thong. I was in for a suprise. Wtf?
lol

that pic/thread is perpetual ownage
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 01-21-2008, 12:06 AM #8 (permalink)  
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Old 01-21-2008, 02:18 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 01-21-2008, 04:25 PM #10 (permalink)  
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How long until Fnord enters this thread? I'm sure the red phone in his office is ringing as we speak.
Yeah I did mention anal sex didn't I.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:54 PM #11 (permalink)  
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How long until Fnord enters this thread? I'm sure the red phone in his office is ringing as we speak.
Jesus Christ it's taking Fnord a long time.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:59 PM #12 (permalink)  
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 the thong picture was kind of funny the first time for the shock value. the next several times it might still have been funny in a weird sort of way.

now it's just old, stupid, and gross. i mean no offense, but i don't want to see a picture of a dude's hairy ass. it's gone way past the point of being funny.
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the thong picture was kind of funny the first time for the shock value. the next several times it might still have been funny in a weird sort of way.

now it's just old, stupid, and gross. i mean no offense, but i don't want to see a picture of a dude's hairy ass. it's gone way past the point of being funny.
yea i didn't read this post since i was too busy jackin it
 
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http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/289/jessethong49wg.jpg
Yeah so i clicked this thinking it was a pic of spoon's g/f in a thong. I was in for a suprise. Wtf?
naw you got it right.

im surprised he lets her go so long without a shave
 
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Old 04-30-2008, 03:56 AM #17 (permalink)  
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the thong picture was kind of funny the first time for the shock value. the next several times it might still have been funny in a weird sort of way.

now it's just old, stupid, and gross. i mean no offense, but i don't want to see a picture of a dude's hairy ass. it's gone way past the point of being funny.
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