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Old 01-20-2010, 08:36 AM     Post subject: Phil Hellmuth is Terrible #1 (permalink)  
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Has anyways watched the new Poker After Dark Tourny?? Its season 6 episode 10. Just watch how bad he plays time and time again missing positive equity shoving spots. And failing to reraise Antonio from the button. Its like he lacks in serious fundamentals.

I think I could beat him! He did say one smart thing the whole time when putting Mike on a hand. So obviously he has good instincts and is patient, but he really doesn't understand when to push and he doesnt realise that if someone is raising 80 percent of buttons then JT becomes a good enough hand to reraise.
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Old 01-20-2010, 11:57 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 01-20-2010, 04:10 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Is there any animal out there better than a lion? Seriously.

That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
 
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Old 01-20-2010, 04:48 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Is there any animal out there better than a lion? Seriously.
Things lions cannot do that tigers can

- Catch and kill ostrich
- Jump on elephants back and kill elephant with far fewer numbers than lions
- Kill sloth bear in a mano-a-mano death match
- Bigger, faster, stronger, more cat-like (whereas lions are more 'dog-like')
- Hunt solo what it takes a whole group of lions to hunt
- Climb trees
- Kill crocodile

The tiger is probably the most talented mammalian land carnivore to date. Lions are just pussy ass bitches

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Many of those tigers play fighting with lions (and winning) are actually female tiger and male lion. Basically lions get beat up by girls
 
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Old 01-20-2010, 05:08 PM #9 (permalink)  
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I like tigers too...so I'll allow it.

Onto crocodiles...

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Old 01-20-2010, 05:52 PM #10 (permalink)  
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if hellmuth is so bad how does he have 11 bracelets? your obv just jealous ...

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Old 01-20-2010, 06:51 PM #12 (permalink)  
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obvs it's not phil helmouth who is terrible, but every player he's played in the last 10 years. i'll break it down for you:

Poker Player + The Internet + European Descent = unbeatable idiot who has no idea how to play poker

OP obviously has a lot to learn
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Old 01-20-2010, 07:02 PM     Post subject: Re: Phil Hellmuth is Terrible #13 (permalink)  
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...he doesnt realise that if someone is raising 80 percent of buttons then JT becomes a good enough hand to reraise.
Well, then put your ass to some use. Try to prove that statement and make a thread about how you did it... preferably in the BC.
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Old 01-20-2010, 08:29 PM #14 (permalink)  
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