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a500lbgorilla
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07-28-2006, 08:20 PM
Post subject: Petition to get me the power
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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to make my forum not suck the total and complete ass nuggets that it has sucked in recent history.
I want, at the bare minimum, to just ban people from my forum.
If you believe you are one of the people that is on my shit-list (and you are) consider yourself on a clean slate as of this post and not a terribly short-leash.
If you think the forum sucks, please tell me why and say "Yah, rilla definitly needs more power to crack skulls."
Thank you,
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Bailey
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You'd ban me woudlnt you?!?!
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a500lbgorilla
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Yah, I agree with the general sentiment of this post.
Xianti should definitly give rilla the power to ban people from his forum.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Zodiac Killer
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I like this forum. You on the other hand...
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... are one sexy gorilla.
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a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by Bailey
You'd ban me woudlnt you?!?!
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Not today or tomorrow, but by sunday I would have probably decided. Your suckiness has been very recent.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Halv
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Yah, I agree with the general sentiment of this post.
Xianti should definitly give rilla the power to ban people from his forum.
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Bailey
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sucky sucky 5 dolla??
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a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by Zodiac Killer
... are one sexy gorilla.
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Posts that make me chuckle are reflective of posters I want to stay around.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by Bailey
sucky sucky 5 dolla??
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I would probably first of all suggest posting less. Bailey in small doeses may be just what the doctor ordered.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Bailey
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but... the more I post.. the higher my WPP gets.. and.... that turns people on.. I have the biggest WPP around..
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I second the kinetic motion.
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gabe
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i know i sound like a broken record, but why not just lock every thread that is retarded or becomes retarded
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Zodiac Killer
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Originally Posted by gabe
i know i sound like a broken record, but why not just lock every thread that is retarded or becomes retarded
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...because this happens with every thread?
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gabe
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so then maybe people would stop acting like idiots...
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vqc
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Originally Posted by gabe
so then maybe people would stop acting like idiots...
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thats not gonna happen
unless...
MARTIAL LAW!
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a500lbgorilla
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if i lock them all, new ones will just sprout up. They have no real punishment comming to them except for a system of striking that they openly mock.
Locking is a treatment, Banishment is the cure.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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LeFou
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07-28-2006, 09:14 PM
Post subject: Re: Petition to get me the power
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
I want, at the bare minimum, to just ban people from my forum.
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Sorry, rilla but you got the dregs forum. If you could ban people from here, they'd just #$%^#$ up the real forums...
'Course, then I suppose they could be banned from FTR entirely. So I vote yes.
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a500lbgorilla
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Casual readers must hate the commune since its almost impossible to keep up with every thread since they almost immediately fill up with a page of stupid.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Miffed22001
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well, ive been arsing round today but i tend to agree.
WOuld you just perma-ban them or say do a fixed period to start with?
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a500lbgorilla
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Not sure, honestly.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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swiggidy
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This forum sucks because there are like 5 people posting stupid shit that screws it up. "Yah, rilla definitely needs more power to crack skulls."
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Casual readers must hate the commune since its almost impossible to keep up with every thread since they almost immediately fill up with a page of stupid.
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There has been almost nothing amusing for me to read recently. Commune used to be a gold-mine. It has taken a definite downswing in the last 3 weeks.
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Originally Posted by vqc
MARTIAL LAW!
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It worked last time
BTW rilla, you nominate me for a poll then don't vote for me? What's up with that?
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swiggidy
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well, ive been arsing round today but i tend to agree.
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Today?
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a500lbgorilla
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BTW rilla, you nominate me for a poll then don't vote for me? What's up with that?
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i didnt vote for anyone becuase you're all winners.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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swiggidy
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
I voted gabe but it was tied 50/50 with bmx and i figured gabe would have more votes.
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If you keep lying X is never going to give you the power you desire.
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
becuase you're all winners
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Or is this a sic backhanded double lie?
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Dislexsik
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i'd say ban those mofo's
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thenonsequitur
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07-28-2006, 09:47 PM
Post subject: Re: Petition to get me the power
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Full House
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I would defintely petition to give you the power rilla.
The power to shoot mind bullets.
And to ban people from this forum of course.
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a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
I voted gabe but it was tied 50/50 with bmx and i figured gabe would have more votes.
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If you keep lying X is never going to give you the power you desire.
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
becuase you're all winners
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Or is this a sic backhanded double lie?
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stop using facts to make me look bad
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Miffed22001
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you need a kick/ban for spam button, just like IRC....
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Greedo017
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now that you mention it, it would probably be best if this entire forum were just revamped to mimic IRC exactly
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i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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I vote yes. Community shouldn't suck as bad as it does--a little quality control is in order. People who keep making the same unfunny jokes over and over should get the boot. Besides Lukie.
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Originally Posted by samsonite2100
I vote yes. Community shouldn't suck as bad as it does--a little quality control is in order. People who keep making the same unfunny jokes over and over should get the boot. Besides Lukie.
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agreed
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Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity
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Dislexsik
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Originally Posted by samsonite2100
I vote yes. Community shouldn't suck as bad as it does--a little quality control is in order. People who keep making the same unfunny jokes over and over should get the boot. Besides Lukie.
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agreed
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You should need the support of 3 special members to be able to put a ban in place.
We don't wan't no crazy dictatorship sprouting.
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Then I would agree. Also I would probably agree either way.
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i thought this was a poll
i like polls
i vote rilla for ruler
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Protect dog
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i thought this was a poll
i like polls
i vote rilla for ruler
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seconded.
Lead me 'rilla! Lead me into the light!
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ReLOADeD
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Casual readers must hate the commune since its almost impossible to keep up with every thread since they almost immediately fill up with a page of stupid.
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You should need the support of 3 special members to be able to put a ban in place.
We don't wan't no crazy dictatorship sprouting.
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a rilla dictatorship is the only way I'll have it
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Originally Posted by Irisheyes
You should need the support of 3 special members to be able to put a ban in place.
We don't wan't no crazy dictatorship sprouting.
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a rilla dictatorship is the only way I'll have it
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Rilla loves stupid funny shit. He just gets pissed about unfunny stupid repetitive shit.
It's not really a dictatoriship if big X can slap him down at any time. The other option is martial law (which worked BTW).
FTR wants to be > or at least ~= 2+2, it's not happening with this stupid shit going on. There can be amusing shenanigans without asinine chaos.
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Casual readers must hate the commune since its almost impossible to keep up with every thread since they almost immediately fill up with a page of stupid.
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Look, a casual reader made an account just to display their distaste.
Nice first post, welcome to FTR
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i vote yes let rilla have powers. make an appeal process. if someone doesn't want to appeal, buh bye.
This entire thing reminds me of a quote that I think is relevant here. i decided it was too long, here's just the main part.
"You know everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle! Your stories have NONE of that. They're not even amusing ACCIDENTALLY!"
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i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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who was that??
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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who was that??
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Steve Martin to John Candy in Planes Trains & Automoblies
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Bmxicle
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i would gladly hand over full power to rilla, infact whenever someone makes a d-bag post you should edit it to make them look like a d-bag without their knowledge.
I am a d-bag.
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Originally Posted by Bmxicle
i would gladly hand over full power to rilla, infact whenever someone makes a d-bag post you should edit it to make them look like a d-bag without their knowledge.
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Awesome idea.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Bmxicle
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no YER A DOUCHE.
Just caus eyou took my idea i am rescinding my vote for rilla to be the all powerful overlord of the community.
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a500lbgorilla
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You can't do that!
Can he do that?
You... you can't do that!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Bmxicle
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Did i just trick rilla into getting a sweet strike?
from the ftr rules of conduct:
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2. Each member is allowed one account. Account hacking or impersonating another account with the intent to deceive is forbidden
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Wooo i beat rilla at the internet, too bad he will edit this to say that i'm a douche. Oh well.
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