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    Default Pet Scramjets

    Mine's named Abraham

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    PhaR NeoX (3:41:09 PM): i made a scramjet once
    PhaR NeoX (3:41:15 PM): it went to mars
    PhaR NeoX (3:41:21 PM): but i didn't save the plans for it
    PhaR NeoX (3:41:27 PM): so i said whatever and started playing poker
    PhaR NeoX (3:41:32 PM): and here i am now
    ShaneTheGreatVT (3:42:04 PM): scramjets are air breathing engines
    ShaneTheGreatVT (3:42:18 PM): so the fact that you took it to space is pretty astounding
    PhaR NeoX (3:43:20 PM): yeah, i amaze myself sometimes
    PhaR NeoX (3:43:33 PM): like, i swallow whole packs of gum in a day
    PhaR NeoX (3:43:41 PM): that can't be healthy, yet i'm alive
    ShaneTheGreatVT (3:44:14 PM): i swallow whole packs of wolves
    PhaR NeoX (3:44:44 PM): i tried to, but my scramjet burned them to ashes before i could get at them
    PhaR NeoX (3:44:50 PM): my scramjet is very protective
    ShaneTheGreatVT (3:45:17 PM): i saw your scramjet grinding up on some dude at the club
    PhaR NeoX (3:45:42 PM): he would never do that
    PhaR NeoX (3:45:47 PM): you're lying
    ShaneTheGreatVT (3:46:02 PM): whatever dude, that scramjet is a slut
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    Bruce would bwn Abraham

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    blackie here will shoot you all down.

    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Bruce would bwn Abraham
    I get it Bruce rhymes with Spruce Goose....very clever of you....well not really.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DavSimon
    Bruce would bwn Abraham
    I get it Bruce rhymes with Spruce Goose....very clever of you....well not really.
    That and Bruce is just a badass name.
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    and heres my other pet sj, rooskie.

    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by DavSimon
    Bruce would bwn Abraham
    I get it Bruce rhymes with Spruce Goose....very clever of you....well not really.
    That and Bruce is just a badass name.
    Is it a coincidence that boost posted a Batman plane....and Batman's alter ego is Bruce Wayne....I think not
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    and heres my other pet sj, rooskie.

    That's not a scramjet...
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    This is Andrew, Abraham's little brother.



    Play nice children.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    and heres my other pet sj, rooskie.

    That's not a scramjet...
    says who?
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    and heres my other pet sj, rooskie.

    That's not a scramjet...
    says who?
    Scramjet engines are unique and are essentially the entire bottom of the crafts in both pics posted by Bigred.
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    WHOOOOOOSHHH
    >3

    this is my favourite part of the post
    it looks like angry boobs
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    and heres my other pet sj, rooskie.

    That's not a scramjet...
    says who?
    Scramjet engines are unique and are essentially the entire bottom of the crafts in both pics posted by Bigred.
    I know what a scramjet is ass hole... but the spruce goose aint a scram jet either. And the mig 15 is my dream plane (yes.. I dont only havea "when I get rich this will be my dream car and house" ..)
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    and heres my other pet sj, rooskie.

    That's not a scramjet...
    says who?
    Scramjet engines are unique and are essentially the entire bottom of the crafts in both pics posted by Bigred.
    I know what a scramjet is ass hole... but the spruce goose aint a scram jet either. And the mig 15 is my dream plane (yes.. I dont only havea "when I get rich this will be my dream car and house" ..)
    Bruce is 10 times the scramjet your Meh-15 will ever be!
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    die.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    I had a teacher who owned a mig. Her name was Ms. Brown. She's gotta be on some mig owners group web page.
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    RIP Abraham
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    Quote Originally Posted by sandstorm


    WHOOOOOOSHHH
    Not enough love.
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    quality bump

    I also edited 1 post because my first version was soooo lame
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    Quote Originally Posted by ATOTHEC101
    Quote Originally Posted by sandstorm


    WHOOOOOOSHHH
    Not enough love.
    +1
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    WHAT UP GANGSTAS, I'm Scram-Dizzle

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    you think we're impressed?
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    BOOOOOOM
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    OMG WATCH OUT FOR THE ASTEROIDS THEY WILL HURT UR SCRAM JET AND THEN U CAN'T FLY WITH THE REST OF US OK?
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    haha this thread keeps me young
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