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salsa4ever
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04-25-2008, 02:05 AM
Post subject: personal assistant
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Full House
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 1,073
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I'm looking for a job as a personal assistant. I want 15-20 an hour, and a place to live.
I can't cook, can't clean, can't do laundry. I can try any of these things upon your request but take no responsibility for any bad consequences that may occur.
Other than that, I'll do anything you say. Recommended uses for me include sleeping with me, flirting with me, making music with me, dancing with me, and shopping with me.
PM me if you're interested
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Originally Posted by bigred
Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
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Originally Posted by salsa4ever
well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Pwnsylvania
Posts: 7,546
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pm'ed
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swiggidy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Waiting in the shadows ...
Posts: 3,777
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how much can you deepthroat?
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Hawk
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Flush
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 367
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Is there a package deal that includes your cousins as well?
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wesrman
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Full House
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Leaf Nation
Posts: 654
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I was gonna hire the other guy, but u seem like you're more fun. Are you trimmed or shaved??
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
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he's waxed. i recommend him highly
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salsa4ever
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Full House
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 1,073
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I'm waxed brazilian.
can't deep throat, and will choke and bite if I attempt it
I am unprofessionally trained at dom/sub though, and I don't mind revising my skills
You can meet my cousins but you can't have sex with them. I'm not a pimp.
Anyone interested?
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Originally Posted by bigred
Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
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Originally Posted by salsa4ever
well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
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what no cousins?
I AM SO NOT IN
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wesrman
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Full House
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Leaf Nation
Posts: 654
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Im so fuckin pickled right now and im in.
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wesrman
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Full House
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Leaf Nation
Posts: 654
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If u teach me O8.
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