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08-19-2009, 06:14 AM
Post subject: People you want to DIAGF
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Post people who you want to die in a grease fire, literally or figuratively.
I'll start. Brett Favre. Skip Bayless. Dennis Miller. A cop on a motorcycle. Bobcat Goldthwaite (JK WTF).
Gogogogo.
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The next poster.
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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its a lil late, but Id still take some joy in it happening to W.
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I don't think I'd want him to DIAGF, but I'd like someone to beat the shit out of Skip Bayless and knock that smug look off of his face. I can't stand that guy.
DIAGF? W. and Cheney would be a good start. It's late, I'll think of more later.
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I know a lot of ppl hate Skip Bayless, but he hates so many people I hate that I end up liking him.
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At first I had trouble listing anyone, but then the choices became clearer.
W., then Sarkozy, then Gordon Brown.
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So so so many people.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Spenda, Woody Paige, W., everyone who didn't vote Shannon Sharpe into the HOF as a first time balloter, Spenda, those kids who bullied me in middle school, and high school, that jerk that stole all of my CD's at the State Tournament, Jackson Hendrickson, Osama Bin Laden, Spenda, anyone who's ever made fun of my giant birthmark on my head, all the women who I've tried to have a decent conversation with and look at me like I'm a scab, spenda, and Ghandi.
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Galen Weston, that smug, rich grocery bastard monkerfucker.
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Originally Posted by Ragnar4
Spenda, Woody Paige, W., everyone who didn't vote Shannon Sharpe into the HOF as a first time balloter, Spenda, those kids who bullied me in middle school, and high school, that jerk that stole all of my CD's at the State Tournament, Jackson Hendrickson, Osama Bin Laden, Spenda, anyone who's ever made fun of my giant birthmark on my head, all the women who I've tried to have a decent conversation with and look at me like I'm a scab, spenda, and Ghandi.
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You have a giant birthmark on your head? Freak.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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Scab.
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Protect dog
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Originally Posted by Ragnar4
all the women who I've tried to have a decent conversation with and look at me like I'm a scab, spenda, and Ghandi.
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Why do they look at you like you're a scab, spenda and Ghandi? Is it always in that order?
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Ragnar4
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
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Originally Posted by Ragnar4
all the women who I've tried to have a decent conversation with and look at me like I'm a scab, spenda, and Ghandi.
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Why do they look at you like you're a scab, spenda and Ghandi? Is it always in that order? |
Because I have a giant freaky birthmark on my forehead. ya big jerk.
Also yes. Spenda(x3), then Ghandi.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
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BooG690
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Pics or gtfo.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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BennyLaRue
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
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Originally Posted by Ragnar4
all the women who I've tried to have a decent conversation with and look at me like I'm a scab, spenda, and Ghandi.
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Why do they look at you like you're a scab, spenda and Ghandi? Is it always in that order? |
Because I have a giant freaky birthmark on my forehead. ya big jerk. |
Sure, that explains the scab (rude bitches!). But then why do they look at you like you're spenda and then Ghandi?
You're also a skinny, pacifist, Jewish Texan?
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Galen Weston, that smug, rich grocery bastard monkerfucker.
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President's Choice brand grease, pls.
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I'm a little alarmed benny knows I'm Jewish and from Texas, that's pretty epic observation/memory skills imo.
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I'm a little alarmed benny knows I'm Jewish and from Texas, that's pretty epic observation/memory skills imo.
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Really? If it makes you feel better, that's all I know about you. That and you seem to like basketball.
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bigred
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Spenda likes dirty talk on aim.
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BennyLaRue
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Spenda likes dirty talk on aim.
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Interesting. *adds it to the file*
More, more! I'll stalk all of you!
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BankItDrew
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I'm a little alarmed benny knows I'm Jewish and from Texas, that's pretty epic observation/memory skills imo.
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You're a Jew from Texas?!
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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Ragnar4
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I'm a little alarmed benny knows I'm Jewish and from Texas, that's pretty epic observation/memory skills imo.
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You're a Jew from Texas?! |
Git a rope....
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
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Galapogos
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Yeah Spenda that's pretty much all I knew about you too. And you are/were a golf pro.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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I googled skip bayless, and barely recognized him. who is he? and whay does everyone hate his ass?
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Ragnar4
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he and woody paige used to argue like little girls on Morning Pizza.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
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The GOP, the wannabe GOP conservadems, the top 1% of earners, everybody with an IQ below 110, all non-humanitarian leaders in the world, all theocracy and corporatocracy
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Yeah Spenda that's pretty much all I knew about you too. And you are/were a golf pro.
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and he eats bacon 
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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Sir Pawnalot , bikes , mail and chelles. yaawn to. especially yaawn
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Just cause I stacked u like a billion times fat =(
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