The People Who Need a Punch in the Face Thread

[BennyLaRue]

There's this fat chick at work who stinks of cheap perfume and has calendars of cute kitties on her cube walls. She bought some of those 90 calories snacks for her desk but did so at Costco, so she has ONE-HUNDRED AND FUCKING EIGHT OF THEM. She mashes 5 into her maw at a time, totally negating the point of a serving being 90 calories.

This kind of shit is why you're single, bitch.

She needs a fucking punch in the face.

[bigred]

bennylarue

[BennyLaRue]

bennylarue

Too obvious. You stoop so low.

[a500lbgorilla]

BennyLaRue

[a500lbgorilla]

bennylarue

I know, right!

[BennyLaRue]

Wp, rilla, wp.

[jyms]

[Lukie]

There's this fat chick at work who stinks of cheap perfume and has calendars of cute kitties on her cube walls. She bought some of those 90 calories snacks for her desk but did so at Costco, so she has ONE-HUNDRED AND FUCKING EIGHT OF THEM. She mashes 5 into her maw at a time, totally negating the point of a serving being 90 calories.

This kind of shit is why you're single, bitch.

She needs a fucking punch in the face.

el oh el

[bigspenda73]

Some advice for Benny re: coworker

http://www.hulu.com/watch/1415/satur...ing#s-p3-st-i2

[wufwugy]

When designing NLHE, whomever was responsible for creating the small blind

[BennyLaRue]

Some advice for Benny re: coworker

http://www.hulu.com/watch/1415/satur...ing#s-p3-st-i2

That's a great tune.

Thank you.

[Warpe]

your maw

[bigred]

bennylarue again

[BennyLaRue]

bennylarue again

Is this because you relate to the bigguns in the op?

How long have you hated your body?

[bigred]

bennylarue again

Is this because you relate to the bigguns in the op?

How long have you hated your body?

I HAVE A GLANDULAR PROBLEM SHUT UP

[will641]

women.

[Ragnar4]

I need a punch in the face, go go go.

[XTR1000]

I need a punch in the face, go go go.

[spoonitnow]

When designing NLHE, whomever was responsible for creating the small blind

I like a structure with one big blind and antes myself. I hear PLO plays this way occasionally.

[a500lbgorilla]

Im just gonna put a name out there. Let's see how it rolls off the tongue.

BennyLaRue.

[Jack Sawyer]

Mike Willem, a local politician asshole who decided to pass a law to start charging an entrance fee for casino's on my island. 30% of the revenue goes to the government, and 70% goes to the Gaming Control Board.

and many punches in the face of all the politicians who signed up on this blatant thievery crap.

[Galapogos]

Can't believe no one has mentioned BennyLaRue yet.

[bigred]

Im just gonna put a name out there. Let's see how it rolls off the tongue.

BennyLaRue.

Hmmmm, I will take this into serious consideration.

[BennyLaRue]

Can't believe no one has mentioned BennyLaRue yet.

Nice. This will make for some epic bumpage down the road.

[bigred]

Glenn Beck

[kmind]

Brad S. No one here knows him but I say we all combine and just beat the shit out of him.

[flomo]

Brad S. No one here knows him but I say we all combine and just beat the shit out of him.

In.

[Monty3038]

Dr. Ruth

[Warpe]

Nancy Grace and it's not close.

[a500lbgorilla]

Nancy Grace and it's not close.

Holy shit, yes

[BooG690]

[BankItDrew]

Priscilla:

>>
>>
>> ----- Original Message -----

>> Sent: 2009/10/08 16:18:47
>> To: [email protected]
>> Subject: RE: PokerStars Support - Account History
>>
>> >
>> >Hello,
>> >
>> >Thank you again for the information provided.
>> >
>> >Can you please provide the following:
>> >
>> >For 2008, the balance of my real money account on Jan. 1, and December 31.
>> >
>> >Thanks,
>> >Drew


>> Date: Thu, 8 Oct 2009 16:55:06 -0400
>> From: [email protected]

>> Subject: PokerStars Support Team - Balance Inquiry
>>
>> Hello Andrew,
>>
>> Thank you for contacting PokerStars.
>>
>> On January 1st, 2008 you started the day with a balance of $XXXXX and
>> ended the day with a balance of $XXXXX. Now on December 31st, 2008 you
>> did not play, so no balances are reflected for that specific day.
>>
>> If further assistance is required do not hesitate to contact us.
>>
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>>
>> Priscilla
>> PokerStars Support Team

[Warpe]

^^^^
lol

[sinister1]

Tiffany Michelle

[dranger7070]

[kmind]

[BankItDrew]

LMAO

[wufwugy]

People who school the competition

[BennyLaRue]

The skinny white acne-ridden kid who works at Starbucks who just pronounced $2.05 as "two-oh-fizzle".

He needs a punch in the face.

[EasyT]

The first 30 seconds of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbd0n...er_profilepage

(But the whole vid is a fun watch)

[a500lbgorilla]

The first 30 seconds of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbd0n...er_profilepage

(But the whole vid is a fun watch)

hahahah she's amazing! How is this on fox news! Awesome.

[BooG690]

The first 30 seconds of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbd0n...er_profilepage

(But the whole vid is a fun watch)

hahahah she's amazing! How is this on fox news! Awesome.

Would hit.

P.S. The intro at 1:00 is hysterical as well. "Second, the question was rhetorical."

[bigred]

The first 30 seconds of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbd0n...er_profilepage

(But the whole vid is a fun watch)

hahahah she's amazing! How is this on fox news! Awesome.

AND NOW THE ONLY THING BABIES ARE GOOD FOR

cracks me up

[EasyT]

Don't call it at comeback. This thread has been hijacked.

[bigred]

Easy T

[Galapogos]

The skinny white acne-ridden kid who works at Starbucks who just pronounced $2.05 as "two-oh-fizzle".

He needs a punch in the fizzle.

fyp

[WillburForce]

Nick Griffin.

[Luco]

Nick Griffin.

I assume you watched question time too? Damn he got roasted

[kevster]

Nick Griffin.

You can't get to his face to land a punch because too many people are laughing in it.

[Muzzard]

Hey Muzz,

I saw your post about me on 1st October in the topic about the iopq ban ( http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...55.html#942385 ). Just thought I'd let you know that you are 100% right and 'rilla is wrong - I am posting under another name on FTR. Xianti knows exactly what my new FTR name is and is fine with me posting.

Hope all is well with you.

THE DWARFMAN

[WillburForce]

Nick Griffin.

You can't get to his face to land a punch because too many people are laughing in it.

lol.

[kevster]

Hey Muzz,

I saw your post about me on 1st October in the topic about the iopq ban ( http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...55.html#942385 ). Just thought I'd let you know that you are 100% right and 'rilla is wrong - I am posting under another name on FTR. Xianti knows exactly what my new FTR name is and is fine with me posting.

Hope all is well with you.

THE DWARFMAN

Yeah, I knew this too and I know his new FTR name (I think). Don't see any point in outing him if X knows though.

[bikes]

el oh el dwarfman hows 25nl?

[Ragnar4]

All of the amateur hour bullshit that is going on at work. Anyone who doesn't understand the most simple facets of their job after 10 years of working here needs to be punched squarely in the face! Eff em right in the A!

Also spenda needs one square in the kisser

and Dwarfman now.

[b-rabbit]

The first 30 seconds of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbd0n...er_profilepage

(But the whole vid is a fun watch)

hahahah she's amazing! How is this on fox news! Awesome.

is this real?

[KoRnholio]

Whoever wrote/directed/promoted/etc that Paranormal Activity movie. Worst $10.50 spent, ever. Bargain bin porno would probably have been both scarier and funnier.

[wufwugy]

[UnbelievableJeff]

el oh el dwarfman hows 25nl?

I quit poker actually! I say quit, I mean I just play recreationally now.

No shame in admitting that everyone got better and I didn't... so I got a boring 9-5 job instead

[Roco415]

Hey Muzz,

I saw your post about me on 1st October in the topic about the iopq ban ( A discussion on the iopq ban - Poker Forums ). Just thought I'd let you know that you are 100% right and 'rilla is wrong - I am posting under another name on FTR. Xianti knows exactly what my new FTR name is and is fine with me posting.

Hope all is well with you.

THE DWARFMAN

whoa what just happened here?

[BennyLaRue]

This dude named Orlando.

[Galapogos]

BennyLaRue

[spoonitnow]

Excellent bump.

[oskar]

The guy who cut in front of 10 cars today in his convertible mazda fagmobile making me miss the light.
Also that BennyLaRue cunt.

[Chelle]

E'errbody.

[OngBonga]

bono

[dhubermex]

Pretty much all people who abuse handicapped checkout lanes in supermarkets.

I'm all for the handicapped, elderly, pregnant and otherwise needy individuals getting taken care of. I'm not for 30-somethings sneaking into the line and then receiving service because they're confident no one will call them out for it. This scenario happens quite a bit here in the big city.

[Chelle]

Pretty much all people who abuse handicapped checkout lanes in supermarkets.

I'm all for the handicapped, elderly, pregnant and otherwise needy individuals getting taken care of. I'm not for 30-somethings sneaking into the line and then receiving service because they're confident no one will call them out for it. This scenario happens quite a bit here in the big city.

Yes. This. This. This. Thiiiiiiiiiis.

[spoonitnow]

Pretty much all people who abuse handicapped checkout lanes in supermarkets.

I'm all for the handicapped, elderly, pregnant and otherwise needy individuals getting taken care of. I'm not for 30-somethings sneaking into the line and then receiving service because they're confident no one will call them out for it. This scenario happens quite a bit here in the big city.

Since when are there handicapped checkout lanes? I don't understand the need for them?

[dhubermex]

Since when are there handicapped checkout lanes? I don't understand the need for them?

They have one down here at the supermarket nearby that's attached to the Express Lane. If you're disabled, you get to walk up to the register and checkout instead of standing in line all the way in the back.

Usually this happens when someone "in a hurry" strolls up to the handicapped line and gets stared down by everyone in line but usually nothing is said.

[Luco]

They have one down here at the supermarket nearby that's attached to the Express Lane. If you're disabled, you get to walk up to the register and checkout instead of standing in line all the way in the back.

Usually this happens when someone "in a hurry" strolls up to the handicapped line and gets stared down by everyone in line but usually nothing is said.

pff, noob. Just limp instead of stroll

[OngBonga]

At the risk of offending you lovely people, I thought disabled people were meant to be treated equal? Why can't someone in a wheelchair wait in line with everyone else? That's what tends to happen in our supermarkets. And pregnant women? If they're fit enough to do the shopping, they're fit enough to queue.

The person who needs a punch in the face is the person who decided disabled people need a special checkout so they don't have to queue up with riff raff able bodied people.

[Luco]

ongbonga

[OngBonga]

Let's have a checkout for black people too.

[Luco]

I think the fact that you've gone straight to 'wheelchair' from the word 'disabled' is telling.

[OngBonga]

I like that you were telling people to limp and now you're getting all moralistic on me for langauge.