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BennyLaRue
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10-06-2009, 11:22 PM
Post subject: The People Who Need a Punch in the Face Thread
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There's this fat chick at work who stinks of cheap perfume and has calendars of cute kitties on her cube walls. She bought some of those 90 calories snacks for her desk but did so at Costco, so she has ONE-HUNDRED AND FUCKING EIGHT OF THEM. She mashes 5 into her maw at a time, totally negating the point of a serving being 90 calories.
This kind of shit is why you're single, bitch.
She needs a fucking punch in the face.
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Originally Posted by bigred
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Too obvious. You stoop so low.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Originally Posted by bigred
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I know, right!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Wp, rilla, wp.
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10-07-2009, 12:50 AM
Post subject: Re: The People Who Need a Punch in the Face Thread
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
There's this fat chick at work who stinks of cheap perfume and has calendars of cute kitties on her cube walls. She bought some of those 90 calories snacks for her desk but did so at Costco, so she has ONE-HUNDRED AND FUCKING EIGHT OF THEM. She mashes 5 into her maw at a time, totally negating the point of a serving being 90 calories.
This kind of shit is why you're single, bitch.
She needs a fucking punch in the face.
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el oh el
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Some advice for Benny re: coworker
http://www.hulu.com/watch/1415/satur...ing#s-p3-st-i2
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When designing NLHE, whomever was responsible for creating the small blind
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BennyLaRue
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That's a great tune.
Thank you.
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your maw
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bennylarue again
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LOL OPERATIONS
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BennyLaRue
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Originally Posted by bigred
bennylarue again
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Is this because you relate to the bigguns in the op?
How long have you hated your body?
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
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Originally Posted by bigred
bennylarue again
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Is this because you relate to the bigguns in the op?
How long have you hated your body? |
I HAVE A GLANDULAR PROBLEM SHUT UP
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women.
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I need a punch in the face, go go go.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here? 
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Originally Posted by Ragnar4
I need a punch in the face, go go go.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
When designing NLHE, whomever was responsible for creating the small blind
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I like a structure with one big blind and antes myself. I hear PLO plays this way occasionally.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Im just gonna put a name out there. Let's see how it rolls off the tongue.
BennyLaRue.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Mike Willem, a local politician asshole who decided to pass a law to start charging an entrance fee for casino's on my island. 30% of the revenue goes to the government, and 70% goes to the Gaming Control Board.
and many punches in the face of all the politicians who signed up on this blatant thievery crap.
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Can't believe no one has mentioned BennyLaRue yet.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Im just gonna put a name out there. Let's see how it rolls off the tongue.
BennyLaRue.
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Hmmmm, I will take this into serious consideration.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
Can't believe no one has mentioned BennyLaRue yet.
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Nice. This will make for some epic bumpage down the road.
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Brad S. No one here knows him but I say we all combine and just beat the shit out of him.
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Originally Posted by kmind
Brad S. No one here knows him but I say we all combine and just beat the shit out of him.
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In.
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Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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Nancy Grace and it's not close.
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Originally Posted by Warpe
Nancy Grace and it's not close.
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Holy shit, yes
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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Priscilla:
>>
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>> ----- Original Message -----
>> Sent: 2009/10/08 16:18:47
>> To: support@pokerstars.com
>> Subject: RE: PokerStars Support - Account History
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>> >
>> >Hello,
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>> >Thank you again for the information provided.
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>> >Can you please provide the following:
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>> >For 2008, the balance of my real money account on Jan. 1, and December 31.
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>> >Thanks,
>> >Drew
>> Date: Thu, 8 Oct 2009 16:55:06 -0400
>> From: support@pokerstars.com
>> Subject: PokerStars Support Team - Balance Inquiry
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>> Hello Andrew,
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>> Thank you for contacting PokerStars.
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>> On January 1st, 2008 you started the day with a balance of $XXXXX and
>> ended the day with a balance of $XXXXX. Now on December 31st, 2008 you
>> did not play, so no balances are reflected for that specific day.
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>> If further assistance is required do not hesitate to contact us.
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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People who school the competition
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BennyLaRue
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The skinny white acne-ridden kid who works at Starbucks who just pronounced $2.05 as "two-oh-fizzle".
He needs a punch in the face.
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The first 30 seconds of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbd0n...er_profilepage
(But the whole vid is a fun watch)
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by EasyT
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hahahah she's amazing! How is this on fox news! Awesome.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Originally Posted by EasyT
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hahahah she's amazing! How is this on fox news! Awesome. |
Would hit.
P.S. The intro at 1:00 is hysterical as well. "Second, the question was rhetorical."
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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Originally Posted by EasyT
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hahahah she's amazing! How is this on fox news! Awesome. |
AND NOW THE ONLY THING BABIES ARE GOOD FOR
cracks me up
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EasyT
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Don't call it at comeback. This thread has been hijacked.
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
The skinny white acne-ridden kid who works at Starbucks who just pronounced $2.05 as "two-oh-fizzle".
He needs a punch in the fizzle.
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fyp
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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I assume you watched question time too? Damn he got roasted
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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You can't get to his face to land a punch because too many people are laughing in it.
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- You're the reason why paradise lost
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Hey Muzz,
I saw your post about me on 1st October in the topic about the iopq ban ( http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...55.html#942385 ). Just thought I'd let you know that you are 100% right and 'rilla is wrong - I am posting under another name on FTR. Xianti knows exactly what my new FTR name is and is fine with me posting.
Hope all is well with you.
THE DWARFMAN
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