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Old 01-12-2006, 11:00 PM     Post subject: People call me a asshole and that Im going to hell heres why #1 (permalink)  
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I think I am a funny guy but hey.

But I am greater in death than I have ever been in life, so true so true.
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Old 01-12-2006, 11:09 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 01-12-2006, 11:18 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 01-13-2006, 12:18 AM #4 (permalink)  
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Stupid and pointless. Not too mention tasteless and not funny. Maybe I am just getting old.
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Old 01-13-2006, 12:50 AM #5 (permalink)  
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So basically you cared so much about what the members of an online video game forum think about you that you faked your own death so you could read their reactions? You can say it's a joke but I think that on at least a subconscious level you need their validation or are otherwise seriously lacking in self-esteem.
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Old 01-13-2006, 12:54 AM #6 (permalink)  
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That is sick.
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Old 01-13-2006, 01:14 AM     Post subject: Re: People call me a asshole and that Im going to hell heres #7 (permalink)  
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http://www.warrockbarracks.com/viewtopic.php?t=307

I think I am a funny guy but hey.

But I am greater in death than I have ever been in life, so true so true.
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Old 01-13-2006, 01:33 AM #8 (permalink)  

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Definitely time to up your dosage, Prozach.
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Old 01-13-2006, 02:35 AM #9 (permalink)  
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This is sooo twisted...but I have to know. How are you going to handle your resurrection? Are you coming back as a zombie or what?
 
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Old 01-13-2006, 02:46 AM #10 (permalink)  
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This is sooo twisted...but I have to know. How are you going to handle your resurrection? Are you coming back as a zombie or what?
Now THAT, my friends, is funny. nh, Warpe.



Concerning the original thread.....This is the second post within a week where somebody has gone out of their way to post something about how cool and funny their absolutely sick sense of humor is. Problem is, there's nothing cool or funny about it. Seriously, WTF are you people thinking?


 
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Old 01-13-2006, 03:48 AM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 01-13-2006, 04:07 AM #12 (permalink)  
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well... I just made a long post explaining why I think this is funny and harmless, then I clicked submit and it asked me to log in, I logged in and it took me to a reply page, a blank one, then I hit back twice, and my message typed in the quick reply box was gone :-\

anyways funny shit, no ones really getting hurt, nh.
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Old 01-13-2006, 04:16 AM #13 (permalink)  
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Must resist.... posting... in... that thread...

Can't... ruin total strangers.... trust... in the good of... mankind.

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Old 01-13-2006, 04:23 AM #14 (permalink)  
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Must resist.... posting... in... that thread...

Can't... ruin total strangers.... trust... in the good of... mankind.
OMG IM SO GANNA POST SOMTHING MEAN AND OBNOXIOUS IN THAT THREAD. GOOD IDEA RILLA!!!
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Old 01-13-2006, 04:51 AM #15 (permalink)  
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all that is really needed is a simple link to this thread.
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all that is really needed is a simple link to this thread.
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Old 01-13-2006, 05:10 AM #17 (permalink)  
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Im drunk now but...........

Its funny
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Old 01-13-2006, 06:08 AM #18 (permalink)  
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i laughed. I love all the people sucking your e-penis while your dead.
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Old 01-13-2006, 06:29 AM #19 (permalink)  
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i laughed. I love all the people sucking your e-penis while your dead.
What... did you expect?

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 01-13-2006, 06:55 AM #20 (permalink)  
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I know half those guys are pricks I never talked to, In a week on those forums I had 5th highest post count I mean.... wtf tho theres only like 8 responses


I plan to res myself on Easter, and maybe try to start a religion too, worked for some other dude.
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Old 01-13-2006, 07:10 AM #21 (permalink)  
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I know half those guys are pricks I never talked to, In a week on those forums I had 5th highest post count I mean.... wtf tho theres only like 8 responses


I plan to res myself on Easter, and maybe try to start a religion too, worked for some other dude.
Yeah, that dude could turn water into wine though. What the hell do you do though besides make asinine posts?
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Old 01-13-2006, 07:17 AM #22 (permalink)  
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I know half those guys are pricks I never talked to, In a week on those forums I had 5th highest post count I mean.... wtf tho theres only like 8 responses


I plan to res myself on Easter, and maybe try to start a religion too, worked for some other dude.
Yeah, that dude could turn water into wine though. What the hell do you do though besides make asinine posts?
Im drunk Ill respnd later
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Old 01-13-2006, 07:20 AM #23 (permalink)  
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I know half those guys are pricks I never talked to, In a week on those forums I had 5th highest post count I mean.... wtf tho theres only like 8 responses


I plan to res myself on Easter, and maybe try to start a religion too, worked for some other dude.
Yeah, that dude could turn water into wine though. What the hell do you do though besides make asinine posts?

I dont use big words to make myself look cool but only make myself look like a prick
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Old 01-13-2006, 07:24 AM #24 (permalink)  
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Oh, I guess I got there before Zach's "Oh no I'd better edit this before a flame war starts."

Flame on.
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Old 01-13-2006, 07:33 AM #25 (permalink)  
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rofl they deleted the thread after they found out it was a prank
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Old 01-13-2006, 07:35 AM #26 (permalink)  
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ugh bastards it was up forever and you guys killed it I hatezor you all


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Old 01-13-2006, 06:44 PM #27 (permalink)  
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i laughed. I love all the people sucking your e-penis while your dead.
They're all going to get his virus.


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Old 01-13-2006, 08:02 PM #28 (permalink)  
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Oh, I guess I got there before Zach's "Oh no I'd better edit this before a flame war starts."

Flame on.

A moment of clarity in a drunken stupor was ruined by you, Andy the ruiner of threads
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Old 01-13-2006, 08:11 PM #29 (permalink)  
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I figured the perpetual drunk would appreciate a reference to wine. I apologize if I ruined it by using such a big word like asinine.
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Old 01-13-2006, 08:13 PM #30 (permalink)  
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lol you didnt, funny in retrospect, at the time I was like where does he get off calling my posts asinine! I only post 95% on the commune!
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