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PokerStars Game #18674922471: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/07/08 - 14:58:04 (ET)
Table 'Balios' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Kyhe ($100.70 in chips)
Seat 3: mnw83 ($59 in chips)
Seat 4: LILLGITTAN ($99.95 in chips)
Seat 5: Hansapoker ($104.45 in chips)
Seat 6: arkana ($102.20 in chips)
LILLGITTAN: posts small blind $0.50
Hansapoker: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to arkana [Tc Ac]
arkana: raises $3 to $4
BigSpank25 has returned
Kyhe: calls $4
mnw83: folds
LILLGITTAN: folds
Hansapoker: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [Kc Ah Ad]
Hansapoker: checks
arkana: bets $9
Kyhe: folds
Hansapoker: calls $9
*** TURN *** [Kc Ah Ad] [Kh]
Hansapoker: checks
arkana: bets $20
Hansapoker: calls $20
*** RIVER *** [Kc Ah Ad Kh] [5d]
Hansapoker: checks
arkana: bets $40
Hansapoker: raises $31.45 to $71.45 and is all-in
arkana: calls $29.20 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($2.25) returned to Hansapoker
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hansapoker: shows [Kd Jd] (a full house, Kings full of Aces)
arkana: shows [Tc Ac] (a full house, Aces full of Kings)
arkana collected $206.90 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $208.90 | Rake $2
Board [Kc Ah Ad Kh 5d]
Seat 1: Kyhe folded on the Flop
Seat 3: mnw83 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: LILLGITTAN (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Hansapoker (big blind) showed [Kd Jd] and lost with a full house, Kings full of Aces
Seat 6: arkana showed [Tc Ac] and won ($206.90) with a full house, Aces full of Kings
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Text results appended to pokerstove.txt
990 games 0.031 secs 31,935 games/sec
Board: 5c 9h 6c
Dead:
equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 45.707% 45.25% 00.45% 448 4.50 { KdKh }
Hand 1: 54.293% 53.84% 00.45% 533 4.50 { Ac8c }
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Pretty new to 25nl. I don't have any reads on villain but I believed her to have trips:
PokerStars GAME #6770274359: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.10/$0.25) - 2006/10/25 - 21:45:08 (ET)
Table 'Halley II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: The Amoeba ($95.20 in chips)
Seat 2: urn0daisy ($22.55 in chips)
Seat 3: kmind ($9.80 in chips)
Seat 4: Seanob22 ($13.95 in chips)
Seat 5: MsPokerpuppy ($18.60 in chips)
Seat 6: Feiticeira00 ($27.85 in chips)
MsPokerpuppy: posts small blind $0.10
Feiticeira00: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kmind [Ah Qs]
The Amoeba: folds
urn0daisy: raises $0.50 to $0.75
kmind: calls $0.75
Seanob22: folds
Seanob22 is sitting out
MsPokerpuppy: calls $0.65
Feiticeira00: calls $0.50
*** FLOP *** [8h 2s Ac]
MsPokerpuppy: checks
Feiticeira00: checks
urn0daisy: checks
kmind: bets $2
MsPokerpuppy: calls $2
Feiticeira00: folds
urn0daisy: folds
*** TURN *** [8h 2s Ac] [Tc]
MsPokerpuppy: bets $3
kmind: calls $3
*** RIVER *** [8h 2s Ac Tc] [4s]
MsPokerpuppy: bets $4.05
kmind said, "trips?"
kmind: folds
MsPokerpuppy collected $12.40 from pot
MsPokerpuppy: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $13 | Rake $0.60
Board [8h 2s Ac Tc 4s]
Seat 1: The Amoeba folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: urn0daisy folded on the Flop
Seat 3: kmind folded on the River
Seat 4: Seanob22 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: MsPokerpuppy (small blind) collected ($12.40)
Seat 6: Feiticeira00 (big blind) folded on the Flop
What did I do wrong? Reraise preflop?
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Holdem Hi: 990 enumerated boards containing 6c 5c 9h
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Kd Kh 448 45.25 533 53.84 9 0.91 0.457
Ac 8c 533 53.84 448 45.25 9 0.91 0.543
Weird, I could have sworn I copied something else since then.
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Originally Posted by dalecooper
Holdem Hi: 990 enumerated boards containing 6c 5c 9h
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Kd Kh 448 45.25 533 53.84 9 0.91 0.457
Ac 8c 533 53.84 448 45.25 9 0.91 0.543
Weird, I could have sworn I copied something else since then.
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Originally Posted by jyms
Text results appended to pokerstove.txt
990 games 0.031 secs 31,935 games/sec
Board: 5c 9h 6c
Dead:
equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 45.707% 45.25% 00.45% 448 4.50 { KdKh }
Hand 1: 54.293% 53.84% 00.45% 533 4.50 { Ac8c }
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LOL
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I didn't even notice your post, that's some funny stuff right there. Particularly since neither of us actually posted that into the thread.
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Oddly enough, this was on my clipboard:
Next on Jerry! Mod at poker forum tells his shocking story!
Jerry: Mr. Expo, please tell us what happened.
Expo: Well Jerry, about three months ago, this other mod at the forum named WarBill put me down in a drunken post.
Audience: Wooo!
Jerry: Really? Well, that's pretty serious.
Expo: Yes. Then he apologised, and naturally I refused to accept.
Audience: Awwww!
Jerry: Wait. So he apologised and you refused to accept?
Expo: That's right Jerry. I wanted more.
Jerry: Like what?
Expo: I don't know. Just more.
Jerry: Oh. Ok.
Expo: And what's worse, the guy who owns the forum, Merlot, didn't even kick him out!
Audience: Gasp!
Jerry: That's terrible! So then what happened?
Expo: Well, a while later I go into the community forum to quietly and with dignity resign my modship, posting private correspondence from the mod forum. I had to do this because I knew the community would be so shocked and dismayed by my resignation that only a full-scale disclosure of the chain of events leading up to my resignation would soothe their heartaches. That's also why I came on your show today Jerry, to help others who might be in a similar situation as myself.
Jerry: I understand.
Expo: I don't do this for myself Jerry.
Jerry: No, of course not.
Expo: And I don't mean to bash Merlot- I love the guy! It's just that by not banning Bill immediately he let the forum go to <bleep>.
Jerry: So you think Merlot should have done something? Like ban this WarBill guy?
Expo: At least. Maybe even had him shot.
Jerry: I see. So what did Merlot say about all this.
Expo: He says he's sorry he didn't realise how I felt and that he thought the issue had been resolved.
Jerry: He assumed you and WarBill were able to deal with it like mature adults.
Expo: Yeah.
Jerry: So you feel he made a mistake in thinking you could handle it on your own.
Expo: Yeah. Wait, no, that's not what I mean. Here's the thing Jerry: When someone flames you on an internet forum, I mean someone who is a more or less complete stranger but not exactly, it really, really hurts. I mean...I...just....don't...know...if...I....can... .go....on (breaks into tears).
Audience: Awwww!
Jerry: After the break: We'll bring out WarBill and Merlot!
Audience: Booo!
Jerry: Steve, can you get this pussy some tissues?
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Next on Jerry! Mod at poker forum tells his shocking story!
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Wow. Fuckin WOW.
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Alculate:
To calculate how cost effective an alcoholic beverage is. Otherwise known as the cost per shot ratio.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Originally Posted by DrivingDog
Next on Jerry! Mod at poker forum tells his shocking story!
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Wow. Fuckin WOW.
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ZOMG, Tears in my eyes, LMAO!!
go driving dog ,go!!
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holy shit. driving dog for new mod? even if he doesnt play limit, he should the new mod there to complete the full on ownage of euph.
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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I don't know much but I know that DrivingDog is the fucking man. Holy shit, nice job son.
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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LOL drivingdog, that was EPIC, definitely POTY candidate
oh also, here is what is in my clipboard:
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No one cares about bad beats.. really unless you're the one that got it dished to them. But when youre AA loses to AK it is pretty bad.. IMHO he played this hand very bad and put all his money into the pot when he was a 4% favorite to win:
PokerStars Game #2511265342: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2005/11/06 - 08:57:54 (ET)
Table 'Elektra III' Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: Paul81 ($191.95 in chips)
Seat 2: Fabus ($20.20 in chips)
Seat 3: SuperSac ($328.85 in chips)
Seat 4: blkjck ($103.55 in chips)
Seat 5: Braojer ($74 in chips)
Seat 6: givememyleg ($88.45 in chips)
Seat 7: bigslick2004 ($90.75 in chips)
Seat 8: Chip Tycoon ($29.50 in chips)
Seat 9: Fluptin ($16.40 in chips)
Chip Tycoon: posts small blind $0.50
Fluptin: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [Ad Ah]
Paul81: calls $1
Fabus: folds
SuperSac: calls $1
blkjck: raises $3 to $4
Braojer: folds
givememyleg: raises $8 to $12
bigslick2004: folds
Chip Tycoon: folds
Fluptin: folds
Paul81: folds
SuperSac: folds
blkjck: calls $8
*** FLOP *** [5s 9h Ks]
blkjck: checks
givememyleg: bets $10
blkjck: calls $10
*** TURN *** [5s 9h Ks] [Qd]
blkjck: checks
givememyleg: bets $20
Paul81 leaves the table
blkjck: raises $51 to $71
givememyleg: calls $46.45 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [5s 9h Ks Qd] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
blkjck: shows [Kh Ac] (three of a kind, Kings)
givememyleg: shows [Ad Ah] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
blkjck collected $177.40 from pot
SuperSac said, "oh no"
givememyleg said, "oh mnyg odddddd"
givememyleg said, "how could you think your AK was good? i almost folded AA"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $180.40 | Rake $3
This guy was pretty loose too after playing for 45 mins and I was waiting for this... I almost did fold my AA after that re-raise but after seeing him put all his money into many pots with just 2 pair and top pair I thought I had this.. which I did. I hate putting my money into pots without the nuts and since this hand I have become very gunshy after the flop....
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Hearts go astray
Leaving hurt when they go
I went away
Just when you needed me so
Filled with regret
I come back begging you
Forgive, forget
Where's the love we once knew
Open up your eyes
Then you'll realize
Here I stand with my
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Need you by my side
Girl to be my bride
You'll never be denied
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Open up your heart
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first time i saw the thread... prolly a poker hand sorry ...
PearlJammer, AJKHoosier, and Rizen just came out with a book
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I don't know much but I know that DrivingDog is the fucking man. Holy shit, nice job son.
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qft! Laughed so fucking hard!
And I have nothing in my clipboard so I can't play.
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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TrapperAB: you know, I really should have named myself after the mandibles of a homeless person
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http://www.pokerhand.org/?2861565
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[ ]good double barrell
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you are such a nit. STD IMO AND I DONT MEAN THE SEXUAL DISEASES THAT ARE TRANSMITTED THROUGH TEH SEXUAL ACTS.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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Love Song
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Driving Dog wins the internet
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Hey knucklehead! Bonk!
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