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Old 10-22-2006, 08:56 AM     Post subject: a par ytuty! #1 (permalink)  
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Do you ever do domething a ta mapatty gand you tinkg is't's cool or funty. but it's jsus stupid. then like 2 hous later you just realize you madea fol of yourslelf and realize you weer just being an idiotk? that mjust hapenec.d.
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Old 10-22-2006, 08:59 AM #2 (permalink)  
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yeah being drunk is so last year

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is this a fake drunk post? the sentence structure is sobering.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
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Old 10-22-2006, 03:26 PM #5 (permalink)  
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What'd you do?

The other night when I drunken posted one of my friend's was shitfaced and pissed himself standing up at a party. Some chick called him out and thet started calling him pee pants for the rest of the night. I wish I had been there,
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Old 10-22-2006, 03:36 PM #6 (permalink)  
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I have felt as if asphixiated by lameness only a handful of times in my life.

This is one of those times.
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Maybe playing poker all day alone will help cure that, renton my man.
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Old 10-22-2006, 05:19 PM #8 (permalink)  
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wait.. so your freind pissed and shat himself at a party, then stuck around long enough for someone to call him names all night? wtf...
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Where did I say shat anywhere in there boost? Don't mix up my stories with your fantasies. I think he was too drunk to figure out what was going on, heh. I wans't there.
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is this a fake drunk post? the sentence structure is sobering.
No, I think the problem was that this wasn't a fake drunk post, so there were no embellishments to make it more interesting. It basically came out how I meant it to, aside from some typos.

Anyway, at this point I don't even remember what I was referring to in this post. Maybe the terrible hangover is clouding my memory.

Not sure how my lameness bothered you so much Renton, but I'll work on getting those legs fixed ASAP. I'd like to be able to walk again too.

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