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Old 04-13-2005, 07:18 PM     Post subject: Ouch my P#n*s #1 (permalink)  
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Old 04-13-2005, 07:44 PM #2 (permalink)  
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i could say some things here about rilla encounters and butt protection but i wont
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Old 04-13-2005, 07:46 PM #3 (permalink)  
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What's a p*#!$?
 
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Old 04-13-2005, 07:48 PM #4 (permalink)  
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That sure is a menacing looking device...
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Old 04-13-2005, 07:51 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 04-13-2005, 11:32 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Is this real, or a joke?
I don't know what they have to say
It makes no difference anyway.
Whatever it is...
I'm against it.
 
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Old 04-14-2005, 04:17 AM #7 (permalink)  
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Wow, this thing's a life saver!

Dorm life is gonna be sweet.

I'm gonna go take a shower!

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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 04-14-2005, 05:21 AM #8 (permalink)  
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Is this real, or a joke?
I'm thinking joke. Note esp: "developed and tested" bull %$$%#
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Old 04-14-2005, 05:21 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Wow, this thing's a life saver!

Dorm life is gonna be sweet.

I'm gonna go take a shower!

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Don't forget your sandals.
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Old 04-14-2005, 05:29 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Wow, this thing's a life saver!

Dorm life is gonna be sweet.

I'm gonna go take a shower!

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Don't forget your sandals.
I peed on the floor
 
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Old 04-14-2005, 05:38 PM #11 (permalink)  
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That hurts.
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Old 04-15-2005, 02:47 AM #12 (permalink)  
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That hurts.
You tried it???
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Old 04-15-2005, 04:56 AM #13 (permalink)  
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when you get locked up in county... they stick a extra long Q-Tip in to check for stds.

OUCH!
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Old 04-19-2005, 04:18 PM #14 (permalink)  

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Is this real, or a joke?
It's real. I saw it on the History Channel, it was patented in the 80s, though the device they shown was spring loaded...
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Old 04-19-2005, 04:33 PM #15 (permalink)  
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though the device they shown was spring loaded...
nh

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