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Genitruc
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Dec 2005
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So I just fking HATE breaking up the momentum of a good session because I have to piss (playing connected to a 2nd monitor reduces mobility...).
This is not a good thing since I tend to drink a lot of green tea and have a pretty weak blatter.
So today I just decided to piss in a big empty glass that was sitting next to my poker station. After finishing my leak I frantically avoided timing out at my tables and placed said glass to the left of my keyboard.
Next time I felt like a drink of tea I obv just reached to my left and gulped down... my own piss.
I quickly spit it out and don't think I swallowed much. It tasted salty and man did it ever look like green tea when placed in a clear glass.
GG paying attention to what I was doing. At least I made teh moniez!
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when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
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blatter? AWESOME
and wth just get a real pee bottle. in a good session i urinate approximately 70oz worth. a pee bottle is necessary for that, i often fill to the brimy brim brim, and have never ever and will never ever spill.
urine is sterile anyways so youre okay
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ATOTHEC101
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Full House
Join Date: May 2008
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dangers of the job imo.
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"This sure beats Super Mario Bros.!" is my ejaculation catch phrase.
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d0zer
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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Great thread! I laughed! 5 out of 5!
...was the piss still warm when you tossed it back?
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WildBobAA
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: lol i dunno
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Haha, I give you respect for actually posting this.
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: The Loser's Lounge
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Lol wow, I made fun of Lukie in some other thread for actually thinking someone could do this. I stand corrected.
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
Administrator
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: ISHPERMING MISHIGEN
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wtf get a powerade bottle
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kingnat
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Full House
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Opaque milk jug (wide-mouth rim, ldo).
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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BankItDrew
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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I can't believe you just admitted to this.
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Lukie
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
Lol wow, I made fun of Lukie in some other thread for actually thinking someone could do this. I stand corrected.
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Genitruc
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 4,463
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Dozer it was about the same temperature as I expected the green tea to be.
It kind of made me feel like throwing up, not so much because of the taste, more because it was my own piss.
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when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?
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badgers
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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would it be better if it was someone elses piss?
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3k post - Return of the blog!
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bode
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Straight Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: slow motion
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did you stop the session then to go brush your teeth, or just power though it like a champ?
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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Straight
Join Date: May 2005
Location: ATX
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you have opened the door for yourself to have a pee fetish in the future
congrats
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Genitruc
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 4,463
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I had a set in a multi-way pot at full ring
I didn't go anywhere, just hacked it up for a good cpl minutes.
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when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?
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Lukie
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Originally Posted by badgers
would it be better if it was someone elses piss?
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which reminds me, true story:
in high school there was this crazy motherfucker in my grade named scotty b. fucking nuts. somehow (and this was like a several week process) a bunch of people got together and promised him a bunch of money if he'd drink somebody else's pee during lunch. i didn't have lunch that period but i heard like 100 second-hand accounts.
basically they got a freshman to pee in a cup, several people verified it was legit, and they brought it back. everyone gathered around, yadayadayada, he drank it, then people started throwing up. like it was a chain reaction, everyone hurling (you know how when someone pukes, it makes you want to puke?).
so predictably, this guy got in a lot of trouble but with some really bogus citations.. like inciting a riot (from all the hilarity/commotion that ensued), and some kind of child pornography or endangerment charge (because people were watching the freshman take a piss in the cup to make sure it was legit). everybody called him scotty pee after that. dude never got paid either, l-o-l.
oh yeah, and everybody said it was the yellowist, smellist (dehydrated) piss they'd ever seen, which adds further to the l-o-l.
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Genitruc
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 4,463
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The injustice of that story makes me want to throw up
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when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?
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meeloche
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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wow I actually voted 5 spades on this one...
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swiggidy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Waiting in the shadows ...
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Awesome thread.
I had a friend who admitted crapping his pants at work. He broke the story to like 10 people.
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UG
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 1,855
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5 spades, awesome stuff.
can't believe you posted this but I thank you for it.
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Genitruc
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 4,463
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funny I posted more because I thought FTR ppl more than anybody would understand not wanting to break up a good session, esp when you have a set
more I think of it, more I realize I might be a bit of a weirdo
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when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?
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