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Old 06-04-2005, 12:31 AM     Post subject: Oooh, a new program to make me millions!! #1 (permalink)  
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...184153770&rd=1


Oh good, now I can see other peoples cards
hmmmmm I wonder why he didnt just use the program itself and make milions?
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Old 06-04-2005, 12:33 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Sorry, posted something here about "party poker cracked" which was already posted in Poker Ecetera
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Old 06-04-2005, 09:05 PM #3 (permalink)  
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It's working

Someone told me why did i fold my 99 pre-flop.
I said how u know i had 99 ?
He says i see ur cards and he told me my next 5 hands as well..
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Old 06-04-2005, 09:07 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Yah, I've been using this software for about 2 and a half months. It works on hand histories too, that's how I can critique hands so well.

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Old 06-04-2005, 10:34 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 06-04-2005, 10:48 PM #7 (permalink)  
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That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
 
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Old 06-04-2005, 11:08 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Also working while u watch WSOP on tv , u can see what the pros hold !!

Its almost as good as sun-glasses with X-ray , but sooner or later u will get bored making money , as u get bored watch cheeks with ur X-ray sun-glasses
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Old 06-04-2005, 11:15 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 06-04-2005, 11:26 PM #10 (permalink)  
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What a hideous scam (if there is anything for sale at all with his zero feedback.)
  • He offers to let you see everyone's hands at online poker.

    He offers "Signup For Your Very Own Poker Room And Be Up & Running In Less Than 24 Hours... You Collect The Rake"

    And he answers the question about Party Poker like this: "Party Poker is not aware, and they cannot detect it, as it does not interfere with their software"

He never states it works with any major poker room (though he shows pics.) In fact, he suggests you'll be running your own poker room and be able to see all the cards. So you are probably hosting a game on your computer that allows you see all the guests' hands.

Then he offers "10 free gifts" -- I'm guessing it is shovelware that helps to fulfill the rest of his amazing claims.
  • Access to software that will also instantly calculate your odds of winning each hand and tell you exactly what to do, step by step! [calculatum?]

    receive access to Poker Bot Software [a link to some other bot crap that you haven't paid for yet?]

    Plus SECRET Cheat Methods For Many Other Games Such As Blackjack, Slots, Online & Offline Poker, & Many Others! [links and downloads to other redily available advice?]

    Access To Our "Easy Cheat" Card Room List To Make The Most From these Easily & Legally Cheated Casinos. [read: sign up through my links for bonuses!]

    Access To State Of The Art Electronic Gadgets [I'll sell you a solar powered calculator!]

And I think it is hilarious that this same seller was a first time buyer of this POS just about a week ago:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...180802792&rd=1 This is a whole other funny scheme -- psudonyms, misrepresentations, photoshop shenanigans. Awesome!
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Old 06-07-2005, 09:43 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Are people actually stupid enough to buy crap like this and think that they can see everyones cards, like the site says ?

If this really worked, why these guys would sell this awsome thing for $50 when they could just play poker with it instead and make millions.

Guess theres a lot of suckers out there though.

"Visual X-ray Technique", hahahaha

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OH! I'll get to learn ""Mind Control Tricks" as well!
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Old 06-07-2005, 11:50 PM #12 (permalink)  
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HAHAHAHHAA

I just clicked on the cheat poker link, I scrolled down and saw the picture where it shows everyone with their hands exposed... only problem was half of the hands hadn't loaded yet so I saw the normal picture underneath the hands and the little loading image box. What an ametuer.

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Old 06-08-2005, 02:24 AM #13 (permalink)  
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I love how the first three positions' cards have a little extra green background in the upper corners. At least he checked that the cards weren't duplicated....

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Old 06-08-2005, 02:25 AM #14 (permalink)  
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haha, If you look at the 2 pictures at that site, you may notice that In the first picture, halfrek isnt even in the hand. However you can still see his cards!!!! what an awesome program.


Oh, and you have to check this out. See the pic where it shows his bankroll? It says he has about $19,000, well...

Well, here is the underlying image...
http://www.cheat-poker.net/image/obj100geo72pg1p2.png

here is the picture that he overlays on it...
http://www.cheat-poker.net/image/obj102geo77pg1p2.png


What a loser, all he had to do was copy the fake numbers into paint then upload the picture.
 
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Old 06-08-2005, 02:29 AM #15 (permalink)  
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OMG... LMFAOROTF

30 Day 100% Satisfaction Guarantee

I am so sure that you will find these techniques so absolutely amazing that I am offering a 30 Day 100% Satisfaction Guarantee.
You truly have nothing to lose!

--- on the disclaimer page
http://www.cheat-poker.net/disclaimer.html

Refund Policy
Due to the unreturnable nature of an e book in order to redeem the money back guarantee a minimum of thirty days must have elapsed since the purchase date and time of request for refund

hmmmm....
sounds like a quality company to me

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Old 06-08-2005, 02:33 AM #16 (permalink)  
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Due to the unreturnable nature of an e book in order to redeem the money back guarantee a minimum of thirty days must have elapsed since the purchase date and time of request for refund


OMG, that dosnt even make sense. This is rediculous
 
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Old 06-08-2005, 03:11 AM #17 (permalink)  
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Ok, I decided to write this nice person an Email.

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I am very excited about purchasing this program but I just wanted to clear up one thing.  On the homepage there is a picture of how you can see everyone elses cards.  I noticed that one player "Halfrek" does not have cards at the time this hand was dealt.  Somehow though in the bottom picture you can clearly tell that he has the Queen and Seven of Spades.  I also noticed that another player is holding the Seven of Spades.  I am assuming this is just because online poker is rigged so they will get more rake when both people have it, but I just wanted to make sure the pic was real.

Thanks a lot, I am planning on purchasing this as soon as I get a reply.  I want to make some free money!! lol
I will post the reply as soon as I get one back.
 
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:13 AM #18 (permalink)  
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I purchased it and it works! Strongly reccomended..
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I purchased it and it works! Strongly reccomended..

I know you are joking, but if even one stupid ass fool (and there are plenty) follows your advice, then the scammers will be rewarded.

Besides, I'd rather the stupid ass fools spend their money at Party 25NL, not on scammers.


BTW, for anyone's information, my household had a CC charge show up for 29.99 dollars for a CD purchase from Pluto Data. Tracking the charge down, it is a scam with an answering machine in UK. They scatter shot small charges on many CC bills, and get away with what they can get away with. The scam was going on for months and months. CC companies were slow to react, and appears FBI shows more concern than the CC companies. So check your CC statements, old and new.
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Old 06-09-2005, 04:07 AM #20 (permalink)  
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What do you mean joking?
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Old 06-09-2005, 06:56 AM #21 (permalink)  
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I purchased it and it works! Strongly reccomended..

I know you are joking, but if even one stupid ass fool (and there are plenty) follows your advice, then the scammers will be rewarded.
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dude. i was thinkin about buyin it. i mean, brotherman posted a screen shot. and there was a thumbs up saying i couldnt lose. dude. its a sure thing.

i wonder if he will tell me how he invented the internet. i better ask him
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:24 PM #22 (permalink)  
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my favourite bit is the complete lack of HH number anywhere. Presumably you are supposed to just guess what hand number it is should u want to review it?!!?
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Old 06-09-2005, 08:18 PM #23 (permalink)  
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my favourite bit is the complete lack of HH number anywhere. Presumably you are supposed to just guess what hand number it is should u want to review it?!!?

Nah, the best part is how 2 people have the Seven of Spades.
 
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