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Old 08-13-2007, 07:49 AM     Post subject: omg jumpsnap the ropeless jumprope is here! #1 (permalink)  
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i find this hilarious...anyone else?
http://www.jumpsnap.com/
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Old 08-13-2007, 10:15 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Dude that is awesome. I never use my jumprope anymore because it keept hitting the ceiling lamp.

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Old 08-13-2007, 12:01 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 08-13-2007, 02:57 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Honestly who is stupid enough to buy this?
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Old 08-13-2007, 03:50 PM #5 (permalink)  
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i bought it to get the JumpSnap energizing CD for free.
 
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Honestly who is stupid enough to buy this?
but you can burn 100 calories every 5 minutes - it's convenient, portable, and easy to use!!!
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Old 08-13-2007, 04:32 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Honestly who is stupid enough to buy this?
but you can burn 100 calories every 5 minutes - it's convenient, portable, and easy to use!!!
Damn, well I never really thought about it like that...
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Old 08-13-2007, 04:48 PM #8 (permalink)  
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lol testimonials

"Fitness enthusiast calls JumpSnap the missing piece to the fitness puzzle"
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Old 08-13-2007, 05:08 PM #9 (permalink)  
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lol testimonials

"Fitness enthusiast calls JumpSnap the missing piece to the fitness puzzle"
brains are still missing I guess.......
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Old 08-13-2007, 06:21 PM #10 (permalink)  
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so erm, how do you like jump over the rope, or do you just jump up and down and wiggle the things in your hands?
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you just jump up and down and wiggle the things in your hands?
the jumping is optional
 
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so erm, how do you like jump over the rope, or do you just jump up and down and wiggle the things in your hands?
ding ding ding!
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Old 08-13-2007, 06:44 PM #13 (permalink)  
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I don't think the idea is totally rubbish though. What it needs to do is give you an electric shock if you don't jump high or fast enough to clear the "rope", or don't do the programmed number of repetitions. This also has the added bonus of killing off all the fat and lazy people who can't complete the training shedule.

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lol testimonials

"Fitness enthusiast calls JumpSnap the missing piece to the fitness puzzle"
brains are still missing I guess.......
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Old 08-14-2007, 02:03 AM #15 (permalink)  
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You've got to be kidding me. Jumping around with sticks costs me $60?
 
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Old 08-14-2007, 02:41 AM #16 (permalink)  
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Lol! That's so retarded! Just jump up and down with weights in your hand, for $60! Incredible!
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You've got to be kidding me. Jumping around with sticks costs me $60?
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Lol! That's so retarded! Just jump up and down with weights in your hand, for $60! Incredible!
and here come the skeptics!
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Old 08-14-2007, 07:24 AM #18 (permalink)  
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Any of you guys ever use those thick weighted conditioning ropes?
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Old 08-14-2007, 11:52 AM #19 (permalink)  
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Any of you guys ever use those thick weighted conditioning ropes?
yeah, i think i still have one in the back of my closet actually. Used it for football/basketball conditioning in H.S.
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