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IowaSkinsFan
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03-22-2008, 05:50 AM
Post subject: omg im so fuckingtrahsed right now
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Straight Flush
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This is me writing drunjk. Tonghit i talked to this guy who is rly no it all butn actualtyy cool avb=toiytut HGOW women waNT dufeerent things than guys, but my rokmates gf was there fan i was was just talkin g to ther and kind of fluirhngtiong because u know i would never fuck with my rommates gf. But anyways shes kinda hwat and iod tap her prob buitm u know id never fuck my rommates gf/ nothing happened though. Theres this other girl who my friends wants to fucjre lyr bad but he never puklls it off for some reaons but i think she has a crush orn me shes just wya too nice to me when she talks to me. I ocukd def tap that ass. lol anyways think aboyt concepts guys lolololoolooololol.
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Full House
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seriously, drunk posts suck so bad.
that being said, I laughed non-stop
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Numbr2intheWorld
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deep
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will641
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4-of-a-Kind
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apply isf theorem ldo
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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blackatom
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OMGisfaments
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blackatom
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LOLOLOL the original post is sooooooooo awesome. ISF you are the man.
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blackatom
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Join Date: May 2007
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also, if i could play poker 1/1000th as good as you think i'd be baller^2
triple posts to drunkenness posts while drunk are awesome
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Galapogos
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HU for rolls?
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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BankItDrew
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drunk posts are so awesome and fun for the drunk people
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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sauce123
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this post made me thing about concepts
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I got more flava than fruitstripe gum
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IowaSkinsFan
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Straight Flush
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Wow im soooo hungover, going to meet Cy my old roommate as he passes by DC for breakfast.
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nutsinho
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11th
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My bankroll is the amount of money I would spend or lose before I got a job. It is calculated by adding my net worth to whatever I can borrow.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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should i write a guide to drunken posting? you're in my world now dude
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LOL OPERATIONS
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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im still drunk... i need to quit drinking
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
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I do the stealth drunken posting. I didn't even remember posting on here last night, but apparently I did (in this thread even no less), and it looks pretty straight up. I think the key is to use no more than 2 words.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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swiggidy
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1) Get drunk
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3) post
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PROFIT!!!
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mrhappy333
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Full House
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wow, its been since the end of November since I've even had a drink!!!
ARGH!
But I dont miss hangovers
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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dick_pump
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hmmm.....or denting the van.........oh,thats right ,my fault for lettin you drive... 
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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wheeeee danny
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ive never really had the desire to post on internet forums when i'm drunk, but when i do, they turn out just fine.
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gabe
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i hung out with shane (rilla) last night! i was also drunk
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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3uifg38 gf83g f84 hg8r38y3rg oerwg er
I TALKED TO SPENDA TONIHGT BUT A DAMN STRIPER HUNG UP THE PHONE WHILE HE WAS GETING A LAP DANCE!! HOW RUDE!!
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Flush
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did he punch her in da grill?
My fav. line for fuggly strippers "Get OFF me strippa. Fo' I put my size 11's in yo ass!!!"
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