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02-10-2006, 08:42 PM
Post subject: OMFG! IM GETTING ASS TONIGHT!
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Full House
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for those of you who dont know... I havea girlfreind that lives in sandiego. For those of you who dont know... I live in chicago. This means poor faithful honest boost rarely gets ass. Well I just got into a fight with my girlfreind, and she called me all upset and spilt the beans, and boy are these some good fucking beans. She was coming to suprise me for valentines day and will be here in 4 hours!!!
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bluey
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Flush
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? you broke up with your girlfriend and are going out tonight? and shes coming with?
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IIbeatsUU: lol u raised with that?
you mini raised, therefore you desereve whatever you get....
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boost
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Full House
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broke up? huh?
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Irisheyes
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4-of-a-Kind
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Make a video.
And blur the bits of you.
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gabe
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what a fucking stupid ass thread by the dumbest bitch on this forum
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boost
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Full House
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Originally Posted by gabe
what a fucking stupid ass thread by the dumbest bitch on this forum
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bu-bu-bu-but I thought we where freinds! .. Im so upset.. I just..
oh wait, wtf am I talking about, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, IM GETTING ASS TONIGHT!
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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I like the part where your mate is a guy.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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boost
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Full House
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
I like the part where your mate is a guy.
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howd you know!?
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Becuase we just had a big fight.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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boost
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Full House
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its cool though cuz youre coming to suprise me! 
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can i lock this? I'm in the mood to lock something.
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Fnord
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When I saw the topic, I thought he was getting anal sex...
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ProZachNation
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Full House
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Originally Posted by Fnord
When I saw the topic, I thought he was getting anal sex...
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Brokeback Boost?
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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vqc
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Straight Flush
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grats boost
im not getting ass till thursday.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Originally Posted by elipsesjeff
can i lock this? I'm in the mood to lock something.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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lambchopdc
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Flush
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hmm....i got ass this morning when i woke up....last nite before I went to bed....yesterday while playing a tourney......long story short....I PWN U ALL!
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[quote="lambchopdc"]hmm....i got ass this morning when i woke up....last nite before I went to bed....yesterday while playing a tourney......long story short....I PWN U ALL! quote]
In the middle of a tourney?!?! I've gotten head before while playing, but I can't say that I've ever been clicking fold or raise mid-coitus. Unless of course you count ol' Lee Jones because he seems to fuck me all the time when I'm playing.
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Muxy
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Originally Posted by lambchopdc
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Yeah i have his girlfriend on vent recorded all she does is screw chops.
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Fnord
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Originally Posted by Muxy
Yeah i have his girlfriend on vent recorded all she does is screw chops.
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Huh, I must be getting old. I have no clue what you mean...
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PO$$E$$ED
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Flush
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boost I hate to rain on your party
but a banana doesn't count as a girlfriend
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Straight
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 + =
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journey075
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Full House
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ake lets have sex.
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dthorne04
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Flush
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Originally Posted by journey075
ake lets have sex.
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what about me?!?!? 
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derp
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boost
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Full House
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thanks for FMP
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NO YOU
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Soooooooooooooooo howd it go?
Pics?
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DoGGz
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rofl
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boost
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Full House
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sorry, no pics, but it was fantastic. It was a quick one though, you gotta build up the stamina you know? This morning though, I rocked it good.
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midas06
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Boost = 1 touch
AMIRITE?
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02-12-2006, 03:58 PM
Post subject: Re: OMFG! IM GETTING ASS TONIGHT!
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3-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by boostNslide
for those of you who dont know... I havea girlfreind that lives in sandiego. For those of you who dont know... I live in chicago. This means poor faithful honest boost rarely gets ass. Well I just got into a fight with my girlfreind, and she called me all upset and spilt the beans, and boy are these some good fucking beans. She was coming to suprise me for valentines day and will be here in 4 hours!!!
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Take it from someone who gets it every other night from his GF who lives with him - you're really missing out on the best thing in life.
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boost
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Full House
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yes fuck'tard, I know this.
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DaNutsInYoEye
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02-13-2006, 07:15 AM
Post subject: Re: OMFG! IM GETTING ASS TONIGHT!
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by RotterSod
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Originally Posted by boostNslide
for those of you who dont know... I havea girlfreind that lives in sandiego. For those of you who dont know... I live in chicago. This means poor faithful honest boost rarely gets ass. Well I just got into a fight with my girlfreind, and she called me all upset and spilt the beans, and boy are these some good fucking beans. She was coming to suprise me for valentines day and will be here in 4 hours!!!
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Take it from someone who gets it every other night from his GF who lives with him - you're really missing out on the best thing in life. |
Rottersod... I knew the name sounded familiar. WTF was this man?
PokerStars Game #3957303646: Tournament #19661502, Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2006/02/13 - 02:10:16 (ET)
Table '19661502 1' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 2: NutsInYoEye (1605 in chips)
Seat 4: RotterSod (1215 in chips)
Seat 5: jarock21 (3605 in chips)
Seat 8: jlleach21 (2575 in chips)
jarock21: posts small blind 50
jlleach21: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to NutsInYoEye [9h 9d]
NutsInYoEye: raises 1505 to 1605 and is all-in
RotterSod: calls 1215 and is all-in
jarock21: folds
jlleach21: folds
*** FLOP *** [4c 4d 8d]
*** TURN *** [4c 4d 8d] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [4c 4d 8d 5d] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
NutsInYoEye: shows [9h 9d] (two pair, Nines and Fours)
RotterSod: shows [Kc Td] (a pair of Fours)
NutsInYoEye collected 2580 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2580 | Rake 0
Board [4c 4d 8d 5d 6s]
Seat 2: NutsInYoEye showed [9h 9d] and won (2580) with two pair, Nines and Fours
Seat 4: RotterSod (button) showed [Kc Td] and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 5: jarock21 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: jlleach21 (big blind) folded before Flop
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TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
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Pingviini
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Full House
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If you guys would be at the same level at poker as you are at being funny you would all be filthy rich 
That being said, I got some ass too on saturday night.. Perhaps that will help my game  I have usually played really well after the rare occasions teh Penguin has got laid.
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"Poker is a simple math game" -Aba20
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Rondavu
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by boostNslide
sorry, no pics, but it was fantastic. It was a quick one though, you gotta build up the stamina you know? This morning though, I rocked it good.
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LMAO. So you thought it was fantastic hugh? So why is she packing her bags to leave already Quickie McCracken? I guess one good quickie deserves another.
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It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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DaNutsInYoEye
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by boostNslide
sorry, no pics, but it was fantastic. It was a quick one though, you gotta build up the stamina you know?
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Sounds like you need to work out those PC muscles boy.
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TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
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boost
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Full House
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dude... its been almost a month... give me a fucking break. Like I said, I represented good in the morning 
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