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Old 10-20-2008, 03:23 AM     Post subject: OMFG I AM ON LIFE FUCKING TILT (please make me feel better) #1 (permalink)  
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(*#& *#^ (#% &%#&

So...I just figured out that I put in a BUNCH of my fucking bets in incorrectly.

And it would have been kind of ok, but for the fact that the Seahawks just drove the length of the fucking field to make things fall in the worst possible fucking way that they could have.

So instead of making $1406.25 like I thought I did (and like it is in my thread), I LOSE $965.

For a net fucking difference of $-2371.44 ...

#& ^*&)TWUOG&IO%&*) #^()JSG (*#^TUYSTUYGSGSUYTS&(^%&@#RTUISF&I^@RHGSF

In case you care, that's about 18% of my remaining bankroll.

OMFG I am on life fucking tilt. Someone make me feel better plz
 
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Old 10-20-2008, 03:24 AM #2 (permalink)  
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The Texans won
 
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Old 10-20-2008, 03:28 AM #3 (permalink)  
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Hah, yes they did. But thanks to your lions going for a 96 yard TD, I still lost money on that game.

Thanks for trying though.

Wow...can't believe my Sunday ended up like this after I was on super happy with the Texans win.
 
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They play the Bengals next week. Auto win.
 
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Old 10-20-2008, 03:34 AM #6 (permalink)  
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Old 10-20-2008, 04:00 AM #7 (permalink)  
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how did you put them in wrong?

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Old 10-20-2008, 04:58 AM #9 (permalink)  
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Hi Ed, I would like to ask you a question so that you have to relive your mistake and put you more on tilt, any idea on what a really good one is?
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sowwy Ed, I did this once too, and I spent the whole day celebrating what I thought was a big win until I looked.
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Old 10-20-2008, 08:02 AM #10 (permalink)  
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Old 10-20-2008, 11:50 AM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 10-20-2008, 03:39 PM #14 (permalink)  
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I went 0-4 and the Red Sox lost and am probably something like 12-22 this year. Not as much dough, but yeah, I feel ya man.

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Old 10-20-2008, 11:16 PM #16 (permalink)  
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someone get this man some god damned puppies!
Yes plz.

Although swiggs with the mustangs and girls is good too.
 
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