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View Poll Results: How many will the hammer come down on by Monday?
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20+ 4 11.11%
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Ok, so i'll be the one to state the obvious

  
 
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Old 03-09-2006, 09:46 PM     Post subject: Ok, so i'll be the one to state the obvious #1 (permalink)  
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Ok...since the Martial Law has started....I've noticed the community is a lot cleaner. I see no flaming, and everyone is being SUPER nice to each other. This is great, I am so happy to see the new atmosphere. Yay for progress!!!!!!
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Old 03-09-2006, 09:47 PM #2 (permalink)  
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What's with the pointless posts lamb?
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 03-09-2006, 09:52 PM #3 (permalink)  
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I don't think it is pointless....may be stating the obvious, but I appreciate Xianti taking a stand and like where things are headed.
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Old 03-09-2006, 09:54 PM #4 (permalink)  
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From now on i'm posting sarcasm in italics since noone ever seems to get it.
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Old 03-09-2006, 09:55 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 03-09-2006, 09:57 PM #6 (permalink)  
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STBY

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 03-09-2006, 09:59 PM #7 (permalink)  
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this can only end in tears.
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Old 03-09-2006, 09:59 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Old 03-09-2006, 10:00 PM #9 (permalink)  
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STBY
????
No one gets your sarcasm, STBY.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 03-09-2006, 10:00 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Old 03-09-2006, 10:03 PM #11 (permalink)  
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From now on i'm posting sarcasm in italics since noone ever seems to get it.
Maybe you should put this in your sig?
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Old 03-09-2006, 10:06 PM #12 (permalink)  
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So f'in banned.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 03-09-2006, 10:11 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Old 03-09-2006, 10:12 PM #14 (permalink)  

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If he gets "banned" (o wait can i say that word??? ) for making an obviously good point..I would also like my account "B-worded".
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Old 03-09-2006, 10:31 PM #15 (permalink)  
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If he gets "banned" (o wait can i say that word??? ) for making an obviously good point..I would also like my account "B-worded".
He made a post dripping with sarcasm.

It's impossible to make a good point with sarcasm.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 03-09-2006, 10:37 PM #16 (permalink)  
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If he gets "banned" (o wait can i say that word??? ) for making an obviously good point..I would also like my account "B-worded".
He made a post dripping with sarcasm.

It's impossible to make a good point with sarcasm.
Dictionary.com:

sat·ire ( P ) Pronunciation Key (str) n.

2. Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.
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Old 03-09-2006, 10:39 PM #17 (permalink)  
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stu·pid·i·ty Audio pronunciation of "stupidity" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (st-pd-t, sty-)
n. pl. stu·pid·i·ties

1. The quality or condition of being stupid.
2. A stupid act, remark, or idea.



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Old 03-09-2006, 11:42 PM #18 (permalink)  
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i voted 3
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Old 03-09-2006, 11:45 PM #19 (permalink)  
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Old 03-09-2006, 11:48 PM #20 (permalink)  
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Old 03-10-2006, 02:34 AM #21 (permalink)  
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Old 03-10-2006, 03:27 AM #22 (permalink)  
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I voted. Funny poll. (no italics)
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Old 03-10-2006, 03:35 AM #23 (permalink)  
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I voted. Funny poll. (no italics)
No.
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Old 03-10-2006, 03:42 AM #24 (permalink)  
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I voted. Funny poll. (no italics)
So may I ask what u voted for?
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Old 03-10-2006, 03:50 AM #25 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 03-10-2006, 03:56 AM #26 (permalink)  
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lambchopdc isn't going anywhere because he isn't being disrespectful. I think Journey (will... nope, could... nope) be cool, who knows about someones

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Old 03-10-2006, 03:57 AM #27 (permalink)  
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I voted. Funny poll. (no italics)
So may I ask what u voted for?
Well, I didn't vote "bye bye lambchop."
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Old 03-10-2006, 04:00 AM #29 (permalink)  
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ROFL, so u actually predicted the number of people you were going to ban? Nice
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Old 03-10-2006, 04:08 AM #30 (permalink)  
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It's not a prediction. I was just voting because you put the poll up. Should I not vote?

You honestly think I thought about a number? I don't even remember what I voted for... other than I knew I wouldn't be banning you just because you put this poll up, hence, I didn't vote for "bye bye lambchop."
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Old 03-10-2006, 04:25 AM #31 (permalink)  
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It's not a prediction. I was just voting because you put the poll up. Should I not vote?

You honestly think I thought about a number? I don't even remember what I voted for... other than I knew I wouldn't be banning you just because you put this poll up, hence, I didn't vote for "bye bye lambchop."
I was kidding, like haha, lol, funny, laughing with u, not at u, etc. etc.
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Old 03-10-2006, 05:04 AM #32 (permalink)  
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I voted 1-5, but I apparently underestimated the immaturity present at FTR.
My revised prediction is +20.

This will eventually include everyone who voted for "Bye bye lambchop, nice knowing you". Ironically, lambchop will still be here as he's the only one who has been civil.
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Old 03-10-2006, 05:17 AM #33 (permalink)  
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Ironically, lambchop will still be here as he's the only one who has been civil.
I would have to agree. lambchop knows how to be funny without insulting or degrading someone.
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Old 03-10-2006, 03:43 PM #34 (permalink)  
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FWIW, loanhorse was banned some time ago.
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