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Lukie
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03-02-2007, 07:44 PM
Post subject: Oh no! (gabe gone for a week)
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What are we going to do without our most beloved poster????????????
I think everyone should write something that they like about gabe. Sort of like an appreciation thread. This can be our gift to him when he gets back.
I like how gabe is such a funny, awesome guy, and he has a sweet watch!
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I like how gabe is on this forum probably 3 hours a day at least.
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I like how gabe has butters in his avatar. Butters is the best.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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I guess I can remove this from my Browser
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I like how gabe...
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plays poker?
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That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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i like how gabe made a thread about me one time and confused me lots
i also like how he's a rad guy and hits on homeless women
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Lukie
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Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
I guess I can remove this from my Browser

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haha, this is awesome
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Lukie
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i love gabe because he makes great threads
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lukie why don't u and gayb just start sixtynining and get it over with
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I like gabe because he makes fun of lukie because of his deep seeded desire to make man love with him. The question is, who is the topper?
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I like it how Gabe is such an active poster despite the fact that I honestly see no reason for him to really participate this much. All the other high stakes guys tend to disappear when they've found their game. What a good guy.
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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I like gabe because he's cool
he's actually probably cooler in real life if that's possible, too
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Originally Posted by Trikflow77
I like gabe because he makes fun of lukie because of his deep seeded desire to make man love with him. The question is, who is the topper?
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you make this sound like a bad thing!!
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Originally Posted by Ultimate George
I like gabe because he's cool
he's actually probably cooler in real life if that's possible, too
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what up GEORGE?
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gabe pitches, lukie catches obv
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Originally Posted by koolmoe
gabe pitches, lukie catches obv
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who are the 6 lucky girls in the middle?
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also, everyone, let's try to keep this thread about why we think gabe is so awesome.
There are plenty of other threads that you can let your jealous envy of me spill into.
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was this thread made because gabe died and in seven days he is going to rise again because he is the almighty?
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I vote that Gabe figured out Lukie's password.
Oh wait, this isn't a poll?
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Originally Posted by Ultimate George
was this thread made because gabe died and in seven days he is going to rise again because he is the almighty?
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sssshhhhhhhhhh!!!
carry on people, nothing to see here
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I like gabe becuase he doesn't judge me.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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because he killlled the 25/50 game in feb
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PSU Class of 2011 weeeeeeee!
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I like gabe because he calls bullshit and doesn't let people get away with poor advice. Well, I don't always *like* it but it's a good thing for the forum.
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I like marmite.
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
I like gabe becuase he doesn't judge me.
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I do.
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i like how he kicks it with hardcore gangstas and lives to tell about it
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I was gone for like 3 days... no one noticed...
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I like gabe because he likes animals and i like animals so i like gabe.
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Originally Posted by Trikflow77
I like gabe because he likes animals and i like animals so i like gabe.
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is this the song that doesn't end?
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Originally Posted by Trikflow77
I like gabe because he likes animals and i like animals so i like gabe.
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is this the song that doesn't end?
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yes, feel free to add whenever......
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I was gone for like 3 days... no one noticed...

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lol
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Jman: every time the action is to you, it's an opportunity for you to make the perfect play.
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Renton and boost, you guys aren't adding much to this thread. Try to be more like trikpimp.
I like gabe because he's just such a cool guy. The world would be a better place if there were more gabes.
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If there were more gabes then gabe's out-there coolness wouldn't be nearly as exotic and exciting thus reducing the importance of each individual gabe, which is not balla.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
If there were more gabes then gabe's out-there coolness wouldn't be nearly as exotic and exciting thus reducing the importance of each individual gabe, which is not balla.
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gabe is the lone exception to the theory of shared ballaness. What happens with gabesons is that each individual gabe enjoys the same amount of balla material as the one before him. The total gabe-ballaness is thus directly proportional to the amount of gabes out there.
Written mathematically:
x = number of gabes
b = ballaness per
t = total ballinness
For gabe:
T = infinite = XB
For the rest of us:
T = XB
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your maths are very interesting, I would be interested in receiving your newsletter
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Originally Posted by Lukie
Renton and boost, you guys aren't adding much to this thread. Try to be more like trikpimp.
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Originally Posted by Renton
lukie why don't u and gayb just start sixtynining and get it over with
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Or did you want media?
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joke about gabe all you want but when he comes back from his death you all are going to feel stupid
when the almighty rises everything will change
everything
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I like gabe because this one time he said "Pelion, I owe you one" and then he earned thousands of dollars.
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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Originally Posted by Ultimate George
joke about gabe all you want but when he comes back from his death you all are going to feel stupid
when the almighty rises everything will change
everything
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quoted for truth
gabe and i have also been known to hang out with the most beautiful women on earth, don't you feel stupid renton for spending so much time on faulty art?
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Originally Posted by Lukie
gabe and i have also been known to hang out with the most beautiful women on earth,
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they were faghags
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am i lollerskiiing?
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rentpwn, stop being a douchebag.
I like gabe because gabe isn't a douchebag.
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art
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Why is there no closet and no bigred in it?
I like gabe because he's always spewing good content both in poker and commune threads.
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I like gabe because he accepts me for who I am.
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i like gabe because he wears that same t-shirt all the time and i have a t-shirt that i wear all the time so i like gabe. I also like gabe because he thought i was asian.
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I like gabe because story #1 from this thread (which I originally read in his blog)
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...oker-51485.htm
was one of the first things I'd ever read in an online forum that made me truly lawl.
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when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?
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Originally Posted by Trikflow77
i like gabe because he wears that same t-shirt all the time and i have a t-shirt that i wear all the time so i like gabe. I also like gabe because he thought i was asian.
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ha! He does wear the same t-shirt all the time! I swear like half the pictures I've ever seen of him he's wearing that shirt, and he wore it at Winstar and Atlantis. Can I join the club (I have a pair of pants that I wear all the time)?
Also, I thought you were asian too. It's crazy what avatars do to people (think Fnord aka Donald Rumsfeld for all you old-timers).
I like gabe because he's the 'most ballinest' person I know.
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ha yeah I remember reading that story before I ever really knew gabe and that's when I decided that he was a funny guy.
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am i lollerskiiing?
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actually those started out being crutches (since you are missing a leg loolololol) but i think lollerskiing is twice as funny.
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I like gabe's witty 1 line response to every question. He also has a cool avatar.
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