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Old 04-05-2009, 07:58 PM     Post subject: Oh My...{NSFW} #1 (permalink)  
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http://www.kontraband.com/videos/168...ps-It-Up/#show

Water never looked so tasty!

{CBAT.. Try to remember to add NSFW. Some people can really get in shit for clicking these links. Even bikinis...jyms}

EDIT: Oh yeah, I figured no nudity, so NSFW wasn't needed, then I realized what a boss of mine would do if he saw me watching this lol. My bad.
 
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Old 04-05-2009, 08:08 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 04-05-2009, 08:31 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 04-06-2009, 03:16 AM #4 (permalink)  
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very nice, I like
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Old 04-06-2009, 03:21 AM #5 (permalink)  
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Dang I've never seen a snapping turtle eat a damn bird before http://www.kontraband.com/videos/168...s-Pigeon/#show

Thats impressive
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Old 04-06-2009, 03:34 AM #6 (permalink)  
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he snipes that thing
LOL OPERATIONS
 
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Old 04-06-2009, 02:37 PM #7 (permalink)  
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lol um, it's a video of her drinking out of a faucet.. really? like, they didn't have any sexier ideas?

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Old 04-06-2009, 02:54 PM #8 (permalink)  
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great...you ruined it for me...gg gmml.....ahh. fuck it..i'll check it out....
 
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Old 04-06-2009, 02:56 PM #9 (permalink)  
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lol um, it's a video of her drinking out of a faucet.. really? like, they didn't have any sexier ideas?
But didn't you see how fucking sexy that faucet is? And that water looks amazing.. Oh and she's almost nakie.
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Old 04-06-2009, 03:14 PM #10 (permalink)  
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It is a hell of a faucet. Don't think I could afford that faucet.
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Old 04-06-2009, 03:15 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Call me back if they have one where she's lapping milk out of a saucer.
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Old 04-06-2009, 03:34 PM #12 (permalink)  
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you guys are so fucking sexist it makes me sick.
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Old 04-06-2009, 04:22 PM #13 (permalink)  
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lol um, it's a video of her drinking out of a faucet.. really? like, they didn't have any sexier ideas?
^^^^^this^^^^

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Old 04-06-2009, 05:32 PM #14 (permalink)  
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you guys are so fucking sexist it makes me sick.
as a guy you are either sexist or gay. i choose sexist.
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Old 04-06-2009, 05:32 PM #15 (permalink)  
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the vid is meh, btw
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Old 04-06-2009, 05:49 PM #16 (permalink)  
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you guys are so fucking sexist it makes me sick.
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Old 04-07-2009, 01:05 AM #17 (permalink)  
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ya, this video was pretty lame... its like maxim minus the barely funny sarcastic "journalism."
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Old 04-07-2009, 02:27 AM #18 (permalink)  
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the vid is meh, btw
are you serious? don't you have a closet to exit or something? WOW! LOL
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Old 04-07-2009, 02:47 AM #19 (permalink)  
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the vid is meh, btw
are you serious? don't you have a closet to exit or something? WOW! LOL
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Old 04-07-2009, 05:39 AM #20 (permalink)  
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Old 04-07-2009, 05:52 AM #21 (permalink)  
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No telling how much porn star chicks hate their job at times. They are "forced" to do some of the stupidest shit. I mean obviously they are making money, but still, they have to feel stupid when they are asked to do something like in the OP video.

But that is under the assumption that wimmenz think and all that.
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Old 04-07-2009, 06:00 AM #22 (permalink)  

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Old 04-07-2009, 06:22 AM #23 (permalink)  
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Old 04-07-2009, 01:18 PM #24 (permalink)  
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wow this was lame
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Damn, sorry to dissapoint!

I thought it was pretty sexy.

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Old 04-08-2009, 02:33 AM #26 (permalink)  
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boobs are neat

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Old 04-08-2009, 03:10 AM #27 (permalink)  
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lololololol thanks for ruining the thread Stacks
 
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Old 04-08-2009, 03:28 AM #29 (permalink)  
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brown paper bag, a lil plastic surgery, mount up!

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Old 04-09-2009, 05:12 AM #30 (permalink)  
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Old 04-09-2009, 08:58 AM #31 (permalink)  
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i wud rather get bro raped than hafta stay hard for that hideous monster
 
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