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09-09-2004, 09:02 PM
Post subject: Oh God this came out ALL wrong!
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I am teaching my friend how to play poker at the moment, starting from scratch.
Here is a quote from when I was teaching him what it is to have the nuts. I dont think I'll ever live this down!.
(This was in an MSN Messenger conversation)
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dwarfman1990 says: ya, you have 72s....the flop comes 777
dwarfman1990 says: and what do you have?
dwarfman1990 says: BIG JUICY NUTS!
dwarfman1990 says: and i actually do mean that, you do have big nuts
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Yikes, a word of consolation in this difficult time anyone?
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FyrFytr998
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Full House
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Instead of putting your foot in your mouth. You went ahead and got the nuts instead. 
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krazyace5
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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Literally LOL to this one. 
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Xianti
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You like big nuts and you cannot lie
You other brothas can't deny
That when you flop the nuts with them itty bitty cards
And a big stack's betting hard
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice your rags are live
Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has that sucka got the nuts? (hell no)
Well milk it, milk it, milk it, milk it
Milk your healthy nuts!
Baby got stacks
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FyrFytr998
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Full House
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Milford,Ct.
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Originally Posted by Xianti
You like big nuts and you cannot lie
You other brothas can't deny
That when you flop the nuts with them itty bitty cards
And a big stack's betting hard
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice your rags are live
Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has that sucka got the nuts? (hell no)
Well milk it, milk it, milk it, milk it
Milk your healthy nuts!
Baby got stacks
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Please stop. I'm laughing so hard I'm about to pee.
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lineof7s
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 26
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Xianti
You like big nuts and you cannot lie
You other brothas can't deny
That when you flop the nuts with them itty bitty cards
And a big stack's betting hard
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice your rags are live
Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has that sucka got the nuts? (hell no)
Well milk it, milk it, milk it, milk it
Milk your healthy nuts!
Baby got stacks
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ahahah hilarious. I knew there had to be a better song out there than TAKE ME TO THE RIVER. DROP ME IN THE WATER. cause thats all that ever comes to head.
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fishstick
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Carlsbad, CA
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Xianti
You like big nuts and you cannot lie
You other brothas can't deny
That when you flop the nuts with them itty bitty cards
And a big stack's betting hard
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice your rags are live
Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has that sucka got the nuts? (hell no)
Well milk it, milk it, milk it, milk it
Milk your healthy nuts!
Baby got stacks
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mc gangsta xianti!
straight outta redondo, boyz!
xianti - you so crazy!
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i hate what i have become to escape what i hated being...
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mike4066
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Soon to be released.
Shortly following
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Xianti
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Originally Posted by mike4066
Soon to be released.
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AAaahhahahaha!!
How did you find this, mike? Have you been visiting the KORT forums?
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mike4066
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KORT?
No, It was posted here awhile ago. I was going through some old posts a last week and found it again..
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Xianti
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Originally Posted by mike4066
KORT?
No, It was posted here awhile ago. I was going through some old posts a last week and found it again..
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Oh. I forgot I posted that. That's funny.
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DrNoChance
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Flush
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 411
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Xianti
You like big nuts and you cannot lie
You other brothas can't deny
That when you flop the nuts with them itty bitty cards
And a big stack's betting hard
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice your rags are live
Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has that sucka got the nuts? (hell no)
Well milk it, milk it, milk it, milk it
Milk your healthy nuts!
Baby got stacks
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This is great stuff.
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michael1123
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Location: Rochester Hills, MI
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Haha, very funny, Xianti. The pics Mike links to aren't working for me, though.
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tom
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Straight
Join Date: May 2005
Location: ATX
Posts: 158
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Xianti
You like big nuts and you cannot lie
You other brothas can't deny
That when you flop the nuts with them itty bitty cards
And a big stack's betting hard
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice your rags are live
Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has that sucka got the nuts? (hell no)
Well milk it, milk it, milk it, milk it
Milk your healthy nuts!
Baby got stacks
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WildBobAA
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Xianti
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lolukkake
nice bump
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flomo
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Full House
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funnyshit
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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Awful bump 
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gabe
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: trying to live
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dwarfman thats pretty gay!!! lol
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will641
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hahahaha, wow. a freudian slip?
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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Xianti
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dmang,, just come otu of teh closet
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nutsinho
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Sep 2005
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gayest shit ever
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