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frosst
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09-17-2009, 01:36 AM
Post subject: Official WTF pics thread (soon to be NSFW)
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flomo
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title it "NSFW", sowe can see some dirty pics
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Protect dog
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wufwugy
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boost
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
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I am frantically searching for a stock pot big enough to cook that sucker, you need to go find about 5lbs of butter, GOGO GOGOOG!
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spoonitnow
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lol i got crabs
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by boost
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
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I am frantically searching for a stock pot big enough to cook that sucker, you need to go find about 5lbs of butter, GOGO GOGOOG! |
Haha, who knew boost was half black half white and half country. Only rednecks find meals on trash cans.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Originally Posted by boost
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
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I am frantically searching for a stock pot big enough to cook that sucker, you need to go find about 5lbs of butter, GOGO GOGOOG! |
Haha, who knew boost was half black half white and half country. Only rednecks find meals on trash cans. |
NO TIME FO TALK
GET TO DA BUTTA
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LOL OPERATIONS
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StillDeadMoney
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So i was gone for the weekend but wow...you lynch sdm, you don't shoot ragnar orrrr stax. dumbest fucking village. i hope we lost cause we deserve it. dumb fucks. im also drunk and high but srsly fuck u
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
No fears, people fuck up in this game all the time. Just make sure you deflect your failures by reminding people that SDM is somehow worse.
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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frosst
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Straight
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EasyT
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Originally Posted by boost
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
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I am frantically searching for a stock pot big enough to cook that sucker, you need to go find about 5lbs of butter, GOGO GOGOOG! |
Is that thing holding a hamburger? Where did it get .99 for the dollar menu?
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Wow.
This one is epic.
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flomo
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like a deer in the headlights
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Protect dog
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Frost's one is like....... "holy fuck!!!"
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Yeah wtf, she stops walking so the car can swerve to the right and miss her, but then the douche goes left...
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Some days it feels like I've been standing forever, waiting for the bank teller to return so I can cash in all these Sklansky Bucks.
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Originally Posted by StillDeadMoney
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I'm semi-dislexic and at first glance thought it said "15 bucks for butt sex..."
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spoonitnow
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No you just hang around FagSmeets too much.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
No you just hang around FagSmeets too much.
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Your mom hangs out with TwoSmeets too much.
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Originally Posted by boost
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holy rofl cakes!
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I just wanted to share singing vaginas.  |
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amir is cool
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
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[21:38] <dranger> WTF HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO BOOT CAMP
[21:40] <kiwiMark> THERE IS A NEW PRESIDENT OF THE UNITES STATES CALLED BARACK OBAMA AND HE'S NOT VERY WHITE
[21:40] <kiwiMark> THIS IS NOT A LEVEL.
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http://www.newzimbabwe.com/news-912-...goat/news.aspx
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Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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EWWWWW
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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frosst
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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KILL IT ALL WITH GODDAMNED FIRE!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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boost
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KILL IT ALL WITH GODDAMNED FIRE! |
I couldnt agree more.
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flomo
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this thread is fuckked up and retardder.
^^easy 5 spades
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Protect dog
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spoonitnow
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This is apparently something Lee Jones sent to Tommy Angelo:
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Monty3038
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Ok, don't want to get banned for posting something showing genitals... but this is NSFW...
http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/9...ziwhgyw87v.jpg
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XTR1000
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that bike looks so old school!
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Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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ATOTHEC101
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loooooool
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"This sure beats Super Mario Bros.!" is my ejaculation catch phrase.
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JKDS
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turtle got owned
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuB3kr3ckYE
bear grylls is the fucking man
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boost
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wow, I was grossed out.. and then!
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Its old, but definitely WTF and definitely NSFW
{link removed - nerf football in pussy - a500lbgorilla}
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Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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Originally Posted by DanAronG
Its old, but definitely WTF and definitely NSFW
{link removed - nerf football in pussy - a500lbgorilla}
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chrome say malware detected
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spoonitnow
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I think I got a strike once for posting a link with a NSFW tag that was not nearly as bad as that. 
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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on that I removed the link. Never clicked it, but my imagination can probably handle it.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuB3kr3ckYE
bear grylls is the fucking man
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I retched just watching that, the larvae exploding was naaasty.
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"This sure beats Super Mario Bros.!" is my ejaculation catch phrase.
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wufwugy
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UG
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probably should go in the funny pics thread but whatevs
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JL
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"whatever dude I don't need a helmet. Helmets are for fags"
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UG
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dirt was probably a soft enough landing, looks like he's just resting to me lol
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Taking the bike to the back of the head is like a hot towel after a happy ending. Totally unnecessary but fucking great little extra.
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wufwugy
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jyms wants to see more people get hurt
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wufwugy
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boost
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wtf?
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