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Old 05-08-2010, 09:49 PM #151 (permalink)  
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HAHA, like this was some sort of insult.

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When Canadians start sewing American flags to our backpacks to cross foreign lands, you could say this.

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Old 06-07-2010, 07:02 AM #154 (permalink)  
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HAHA, like this was some sort of insult.



When Canadians start sewing American flags to our backpacks to cross foreign lands, you could say this.

You need to try harder
what about backpacks?

hey, i try as hard as i need to to get by

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Old 06-07-2010, 03:43 PM #157 (permalink)  
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HAHA, like this was some sort of insult.



When Canadians start sewing American flags to our backpacks to cross foreign lands, you could say this.

You need to try harder

I read something recently talking about how Canadians secretly hate Americans because we rock out with our freedoms out and always seem to succeed, whilst the little engine that could just keeps chug-a-lugging along, meaningless in our shadow on the world's stage.. Can you confirm or deny, jyms?

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Old 06-07-2010, 05:13 PM #158 (permalink)  
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I read something recently talking about how Canadians secretly hate Americans because we rock out with our freedoms out and always seem to succeed, whilst the little engine that could just keeps chug-a-lugging along, meaningless in our shadow on the world's stage.. Can you confirm or deny, jyms?
I definitely do not feel this way. Everyone I know, from Canada and Internationally, hate the USA because there are too many assholes and douchebags.


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I definitely do not feel this way. Everyone I know, from Canada and Internationally, hate the USA because there are too many assholes and douchebags.
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Old 06-07-2010, 05:24 PM #160 (permalink)  
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Now that's nonsense. Everyone hates everything in their own idiosyncratic ways.

Besides, the whole world is crumbling financially, but America is going to be one of the last few standing because the world was smart enough to latch on to the dollar and idolize our economy built on the pillars of salt/sand piled up by douchebags and assholes.

Go ahead and jump to the eurrrrrrrrr oh yeah. Well, hop on the yuan eaaaaaaahhh.

Hopefully, in 100 years we'll all be under the auspices of the same gov't so we can hate together.

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Old 06-07-2010, 07:31 PM #161 (permalink)  
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Now that's nonsense. Everyone hates everything in their own idiosyncratic ways.

Besides, the whole world is crumbling financially, but America is going to be one of the last few standing because the world was smart enough to latch on to the dollar and idolize our economy built on the pillars of salt/sand piled up by douchebags and assholes.

Go ahead and jump to the eurrrrrrrrr oh yeah. Well, hop on the yuan eaaaaaaahhh.

Hopefully, in 100 years we'll all be under the auspices of the same gov't so we can hate together.
I dont think a singular gov't can work. Its much much harder to instill fear in a populace when there is no enemy to fear.
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Old 06-07-2010, 07:54 PM #162 (permalink)  
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You underestimate your fellow americans. We are perfectly capable of hating based on race, gender, sexuality, religion, intelligences or nobility of birth; not just nationality.

edit I should really add something WTF to this. Google don't fail me now.


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Old 06-09-2010, 12:35 AM #164 (permalink)  
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Old 06-09-2010, 08:33 AM #166 (permalink)  
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Two things disturb me more about this picture than the jizz sock.

1. Is that the virgin Mary?

2. Why has she appeared in this kid's jizz sock?




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Old 09-23-2011, 01:56 AM #172 (permalink)  
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wtf did you notice that or pull it from somewhere

cuz i sent this shit to a friend and that was the first thing he saw
 
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No it was the first thing I saw. Maybe it's because when you see this picture you instantly think the kid's a virgin.

"lol, this virgin's never gonna get married. Holy crap wait a minute! Married? Virgin? Mary?? Virgin??? Virgin Mary!!!"


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