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a500lbgorilla
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10-22-2009, 04:35 PM
Post subject: ***Official Would Hit? thread***
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Post all pictures of the women, animals or objects you think the commune may or may not wanna hit in this thread.
{keep the thread SFW, plz - a500lbgorilla}
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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kingnat
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I voted no... i like the individual threads.
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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BooG690
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Originally Posted by kingnat
I voted no... i like the individual threads.
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+1
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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Originally Posted by kingnat
I voted no... i like the individual threads.
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I agree.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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DanAronG
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Originally Posted by kingnat
I voted no... i like the individual threads.
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Is this all pretty much down to would hit XVII? Has Dranger ruined it for everone?
'cos I agree that was distasteful and took things a step to far. (If there is an apostophe at the beginning of a sentence should the first word still have a capital?) But perhaps you should have let the community speak, we may have self regulated the forum by showing our disliking for that one.
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Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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BooG690
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Thanks a lot dranger.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by DanAronG
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Originally Posted by kingnat
I voted no... i like the individual threads.
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+1
Is this all pretty much down to would hit XVII? Has Dranger ruined it for everone?
'cos I agree that was distasteful and took things a step to far. (If there is an apostophe at the beginning of a sentence should the first word still have a capital?) But perhaps you should have let the community speak, we may have self regulated the forum by showing our disliking for that one.
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It's nothing like that. I liked the individual threads too, but they were flooding the forum. This is just a step towards spam control. If this thread doesn't work out, maybe we'll make a "Would hit?" subforum or something.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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DanAronG
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Surely we'll get bored sooner or later, there are only so many freaky things out there to discuss for effect on hitnessness.
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Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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Originally Posted by DanAronG
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Originally Posted by kingnat
I voted no... i like the individual threads.
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+1
Is this all pretty much down to would hit XVII? Has Dranger ruined it for everone?
'cos I agree that was distasteful and took things a step to far. (If there is an apostophe at the beginning of a sentence should the first word still have a capital?) But perhaps you should have let the community speak, we may have self regulated the forum by showing our disliking for that one.
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Id have hit it
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a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by DanAronG
Surely we'll get bored sooner or later, there are only so many freaky things out there to discuss for effect on hitnessness.
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Well if you have any really good ones, post em in here. If this thread can't handle the convo, then we'll bring back individual threads.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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BooG690
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The poll was a lot of the fun imo.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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a500lbgorilla
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We need a way to cut down on the number of threads. This morning, they were poppin up and getting bumped left and right. These guys'll spam the forum if we don't have a little Quality Control.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Maybe we could just go 1 a day or something? Or only 3 open at a time, lock the old ones.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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DanAronG
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Thats a better idea.
Can we have a poll for the best alternative idea to this thread. I like polls.
I vote for only 3 open at a time.
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Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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a500lbgorilla
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Ya, let's just do that. I unlocked the 2 newest ones. I suppose we'll go limit 4 open at any one time.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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DanAronG
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good decision me thinks
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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Originally Posted by DanAronG
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Originally Posted by kingnat
I voted no... i like the individual threads.
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+1
Is this all pretty much down to would hit XVII? Has Dranger ruined it for everone?
'cos I agree that was distasteful and took things a step to far. (If there is an apostophe at the beginning of a sentence should the first word still have a capital?) But perhaps you should have let the community speak, we may have self regulated the forum by showing our disliking for that one.
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ygos?
Dranger's would hit thread was one of the best would hit threads of all time.... of all time!!!
*shrug*
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kingnat
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Ya, let's just do that. I unlocked the 2 newest ones. I suppose we'll go limit 4 open at any one time.
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so so wise.
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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Unlock mine so spoon can respond "She sstill has her sense of smell, so no you would not have a chance."
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Protect dog
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Originally Posted by flomo
Unlock mine so spoon can respond "She sstill has her sense of smell, so no you would not have a chance."
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i lol'd
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Screw you guys for thinking it was MY thread that sent it over the edge ffs. Theres been fucking amputees and shit, and you blame my hot cheerleader. *cries*
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boost
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someone mispaint a hitlerstache on a pic of rilla. Whats next? You want to give us all healthcare?
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There's no fixings whats wrong with this group...
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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boost
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
There's no fixings whats wrong with this group...
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What are you saying? We're not up to the standards of your 'master race'? WELL ID LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY TO STUFF ME IN AN OVEN!
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a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by boost
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
There's no fixings whats wrong with this group...
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What are you saying? We're not up to the standards of your 'master race'? WELL ID LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY TO STUFF ME IN AN OVEN!
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You available to clean some ovens? 100 bucks for an afternoon's work!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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lmao <3 FTR
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boost
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by boost
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
There's no fixings whats wrong with this group...
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What are you saying? We're not up to the standards of your 'master race'? WELL ID LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY TO STUFF ME IN AN OVEN!
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You available to clean some ovens? 100 bucks for an afternoon's work!
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No but Ill clean your clock!
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There's no fixings whats wrong with this group...
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Paxil.
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Jesus Christ
I completely agree with rilla. Don't flood the fucking forum, and don't post handicapped people unless it's in very good taste. Wait until all previous Would Hit threads are no longer getting action or at the bottom of the page before making a new one. Fucking god we didn't have any for a couple days, I make one, then about six kagillion more follow.... Four is even too many. Something like two max on the front page IMO. Spoon did the 'vs' thing right by spreading them out, but it was also only him doing them so that kept the monkeys from flinging their poo all over the playground
Just have some patience. Choose your photos wisely, and spread them out. It's not like the world is over tomorrow and you gotta get all your 'don't know if want' fap material today. This has gotten way out of hand, and actually makes the subforum look really poor. Use tact and grace when posting, and allow the threads to play themselves out before making a new one. If I saw three new ones everyday I'd srsly stop coming to the forum, and I'm sure many others would feel similarly. The meme is in no way meant to deride, but to present intriguing scenarios and discussions
Granted, I made a mistake early on by making too many in the beginning, but it wasn't some craptacular deluge
Also, if I ever see Would Hit XIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I'm going to shoot somebody. I know flumu would do that just to be cool
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Wuf acts like it was hit idea to do 'would hit' threads or something. Typical.
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10-23-2009, 05:47 AM
Post subject: Re: ***Official Would Hit? thread***
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I see nothing wrong with one thread. Who actually looks at poll results anyway?
This was super weak of him though:
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
{keep the thread SFW, plz - a500lbgorilla}
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For shame!!!
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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