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Old 10-22-2009, 04:35 PM     Post subject: ***Official Would Hit? thread*** #1 (permalink)  
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Post all pictures of the women, animals or objects you think the commune may or may not wanna hit in this thread.

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Old 10-22-2009, 05:02 PM #2 (permalink)  
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I voted no... i like the individual threads.
So you click their picture and then you get their money?
 
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Old 10-22-2009, 05:37 PM #3 (permalink)  
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I voted no... i like the individual threads.
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Old 10-22-2009, 06:04 PM #4 (permalink)  
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I voted no... i like the individual threads.
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Old 10-22-2009, 06:38 PM #5 (permalink)  
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I voted no... i like the individual threads.
+1

Is this all pretty much down to would hit XVII? Has Dranger ruined it for everone?

'cos I agree that was distasteful and took things a step to far. (If there is an apostophe at the beginning of a sentence should the first word still have a capital?) But perhaps you should have let the community speak, we may have self regulated the forum by showing our disliking for that one.
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Old 10-22-2009, 06:45 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Thanks a lot dranger.

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Old 10-22-2009, 06:49 PM #7 (permalink)  
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I voted no... i like the individual threads.
+1

Is this all pretty much down to would hit XVII? Has Dranger ruined it for everone?

'cos I agree that was distasteful and took things a step to far. (If there is an apostophe at the beginning of a sentence should the first word still have a capital?) But perhaps you should have let the community speak, we may have self regulated the forum by showing our disliking for that one.
It's nothing like that. I liked the individual threads too, but they were flooding the forum. This is just a step towards spam control. If this thread doesn't work out, maybe we'll make a "Would hit?" subforum or something.

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Old 10-22-2009, 07:26 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Surely we'll get bored sooner or later, there are only so many freaky things out there to discuss for effect on hitnessness.
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Old 10-22-2009, 07:27 PM #9 (permalink)  
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I voted no... i like the individual threads.
+1

Is this all pretty much down to would hit XVII? Has Dranger ruined it for everone?

'cos I agree that was distasteful and took things a step to far. (If there is an apostophe at the beginning of a sentence should the first word still have a capital?) But perhaps you should have let the community speak, we may have self regulated the forum by showing our disliking for that one.
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Old 10-22-2009, 07:49 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Surely we'll get bored sooner or later, there are only so many freaky things out there to discuss for effect on hitnessness.
Well if you have any really good ones, post em in here. If this thread can't handle the convo, then we'll bring back individual threads.

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Old 10-22-2009, 08:06 PM #11 (permalink)  
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The poll was a lot of the fun imo.

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Old 10-22-2009, 08:19 PM #12 (permalink)  
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We need a way to cut down on the number of threads. This morning, they were poppin up and getting bumped left and right. These guys'll spam the forum if we don't have a little Quality Control.

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Old 10-22-2009, 08:21 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Maybe we could just go 1 a day or something? Or only 3 open at a time, lock the old ones.

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Old 10-22-2009, 08:25 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Thats a better idea.

Can we have a poll for the best alternative idea to this thread. I like polls.

I vote for only 3 open at a time.
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Old 10-22-2009, 08:30 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Ya, let's just do that. I unlocked the 2 newest ones. I suppose we'll go limit 4 open at any one time.

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Old 10-22-2009, 08:35 PM #16 (permalink)  
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Old 10-22-2009, 09:22 PM #17 (permalink)  
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I voted no... i like the individual threads.
+1

Is this all pretty much down to would hit XVII? Has Dranger ruined it for everone?

'cos I agree that was distasteful and took things a step to far. (If there is an apostophe at the beginning of a sentence should the first word still have a capital?) But perhaps you should have let the community speak, we may have self regulated the forum by showing our disliking for that one.
ygos?

Dranger's would hit thread was one of the best would hit threads of all time.... of all time!!!

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Old 10-22-2009, 09:54 PM #18 (permalink)  
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Ya, let's just do that. I unlocked the 2 newest ones. I suppose we'll go limit 4 open at any one time.
so so wise.
So you click their picture and then you get their money?
 
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Old 10-22-2009, 10:34 PM #21 (permalink)  
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Old 10-22-2009, 11:04 PM #22 (permalink)  
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someone mispaint a hitlerstache on a pic of rilla. Whats next? You want to give us all healthcare?
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Old 10-22-2009, 11:07 PM #23 (permalink)  
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There's no fixings whats wrong with this group...

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
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There's no fixings whats wrong with this group...
What are you saying? We're not up to the standards of your 'master race'? WELL ID LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY TO STUFF ME IN AN OVEN!
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Old 10-22-2009, 11:17 PM #25 (permalink)  
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There's no fixings whats wrong with this group...
What are you saying? We're not up to the standards of your 'master race'? WELL ID LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY TO STUFF ME IN AN OVEN!
You available to clean some ovens? 100 bucks for an afternoon's work!

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You mean the revolver, sir?
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There's no fixings whats wrong with this group...
What are you saying? We're not up to the standards of your 'master race'? WELL ID LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY TO STUFF ME IN AN OVEN!
You available to clean some ovens? 100 bucks for an afternoon's work!
No but Ill clean your clock!
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Jesus Christ

I completely agree with rilla. Don't flood the fucking forum, and don't post handicapped people unless it's in very good taste. Wait until all previous Would Hit threads are no longer getting action or at the bottom of the page before making a new one. Fucking god we didn't have any for a couple days, I make one, then about six kagillion more follow.... Four is even too many. Something like two max on the front page IMO. Spoon did the 'vs' thing right by spreading them out, but it was also only him doing them so that kept the monkeys from flinging their poo all over the playground

Just have some patience. Choose your photos wisely, and spread them out. It's not like the world is over tomorrow and you gotta get all your 'don't know if want' fap material today. This has gotten way out of hand, and actually makes the subforum look really poor. Use tact and grace when posting, and allow the threads to play themselves out before making a new one. If I saw three new ones everyday I'd srsly stop coming to the forum, and I'm sure many others would feel similarly. The meme is in no way meant to deride, but to present intriguing scenarios and discussions

Granted, I made a mistake early on by making too many in the beginning, but it wasn't some craptacular deluge

Also, if I ever see Would Hit XIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I'm going to shoot somebody. I know flumu would do that just to be cool
 
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Old 10-23-2009, 05:33 AM #31 (permalink)  
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Wuf acts like it was hit idea to do 'would hit' threads or something. Typical.
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Old 10-23-2009, 05:47 AM     Post subject: Re: ***Official Would Hit? thread*** #32 (permalink)  
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I see nothing wrong with one thread. Who actually looks at poll results anyway?

This was super weak of him though:
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