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Old 12-19-2008, 05:41 PM #501 (permalink)  
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i have a chance with her, right guys?

i'm a commune mod, chicks love that shit, right?

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Old 12-19-2008, 06:10 PM #502 (permalink)  
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It is only right that these are the first pics on page 11.
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Old 12-19-2008, 11:39 PM #503 (permalink)  
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Old 12-20-2008, 01:01 AM #504 (permalink)  
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she's ugly compared to the woman above her.


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Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!

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Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?

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Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
 
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Old 12-20-2008, 01:31 AM #505 (permalink)  
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she's ugly compared to the woman above her.
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I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
 
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Old 12-20-2008, 03:58 AM #506 (permalink)  
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she's ugly compared to the woman above her.
Wouldn't it be hot if her and I made out?
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Old 12-20-2008, 06:20 AM #507 (permalink)  
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Old 12-20-2008, 06:22 AM #508 (permalink)  
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Old 12-20-2008, 06:24 AM #509 (permalink)  
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Is that you?

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Old 12-20-2008, 06:26 AM #510 (permalink)  
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Old 12-20-2008, 06:29 AM #511 (permalink)  
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Is that you?

Yes
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Old 12-20-2008, 07:11 AM #512 (permalink)  
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Old 12-20-2008, 08:01 AM #513 (permalink)  
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face, meh

body, OH HELLZ YES
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Old 12-20-2008, 04:42 PM #514 (permalink)  
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face, meh

body, pasty as HELL, YES
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Old 12-20-2008, 05:51 PM #515 (permalink)  
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Old 12-20-2008, 06:06 PM #516 (permalink)  
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fail. besides that chicks face being completely busted up, pasty red heads do nothing for me.
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Old 12-20-2008, 08:29 PM #517 (permalink)  
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Bode you're a white guy from the midwest, how tan can the girls be out there?
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Old 12-21-2008, 05:31 PM #518 (permalink)  
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Old 12-21-2008, 09:26 PM #519 (permalink)  
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 12-21-2008, 10:36 PM #520 (permalink)  
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U TAP THAT YET BRO?
 
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Old 12-21-2008, 11:03 PM #521 (permalink)  
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where did my pics go?
3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
 
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Old 12-22-2008, 01:54 AM #522 (permalink)  
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Old 12-22-2008, 02:56 AM #523 (permalink)  
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um 1st and 3rd

WOW
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Old 12-22-2008, 10:53 AM #524 (permalink)  
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um 1st and 3rd

WOW
this. 3rd's got that awesome girl next door look.
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Old 12-23-2008, 03:51 AM #525 (permalink)  
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3rd girl = /thread


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Old 12-23-2008, 07:25 AM #526 (permalink)  
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yeah wtf who the hell is that 3rd girl mmmmm
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Old 12-23-2008, 08:30 PM #527 (permalink)  
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I'll tell ya who she's NOT - Sara Jean Underwood.

Yep, I'm still obsessed but at least resisted the temptation to bump her pics again.
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Old 12-23-2008, 08:44 PM #528 (permalink)  
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I'll tell ya who she's NOT - Sara Jean Underwood.

Yep, I'm still obsessed but at least resisted the temptation to bump her pics again.
I like her way better than Sara Jean.
 
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Old 12-23-2008, 08:52 PM #529 (permalink)  
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I found more.








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Old 12-24-2008, 12:28 AM #530 (permalink)  
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I found more.






win (girls)
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Old 12-24-2008, 12:29 AM #531 (permalink)  
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I like her way better than Sara Jean.
wat?
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xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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Old 12-24-2008, 12:52 AM #532 (permalink)  
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alright, I'll say it. I would stick my dick in Sara Underwood.

She should be proud.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Does this pic remind you of a certain poster here in this forum??? Even in this thread?Hmmmmmmmm......
3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
 
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I like her way better than Sara Jean.
wat?
Ya shes way hotter imo.





 
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Old 12-25-2008, 12:58 AM #537 (permalink)  
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What's her name Wes?!
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Old 01-02-2009, 11:00 PM #541 (permalink)  
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way too much woman for me to handle lukkake
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can we get a whole page devoted to this girl?

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wes - ship me the name in the next 10 minutes and get $5 pstarssssssssssssss plz
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I dont know her name K, sorry.



 
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