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04-21-2008, 02:04 PM
Post subject: Official say something nice thread {warning: borderline gay}
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Go for it.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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spoonitnow
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Brandi was decent-looking and could have very likely done well with some sort of soft-porn website when she was at the height of her popularity.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Spenda is fun to talk to about poker.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Warpe has a cool quote in his sig.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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In response to my suggestion, euphoricism was nice enough to get everything set up for a new #flopturnriver channel for everyone to talk in and enjoy each other's company.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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boost is probably my favorite FTR'er.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Lukie
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Spoonitnow makes a lot of commune threads, and they are all excellent.
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kingnat
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spoon is very generous with his helpful advice.
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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Spoon is the only(or one of two or three) who I have talked to on aim about poker. And he is awesome.
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I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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Much love <3 to everyone here for being so willing to help out noobs like myself, and not flaming us too bad for our dumb (but necessary) questions.
Speciall thanks to XTR, Spoon, Salsa, Chopper, Muzz, Swiggidy, Jack Saywer, Kmind, TLR, Eug and Robb for all of the advice.
Sorry if i forgot anyone.
FTR FTW ! ! ! !
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kingnat is nice
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<3 Kingnat.
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I wanna say thanks to anyone who has linked a 2+2 article worth reading. It keeps me from having to read through hundreds of posts filled with absolutely pointless drivel and just plain god awful threads to find the good stuff.
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gabe's witty unpunctuated one-liners are one of the rare things I see on the Internet that I actually often laugh out loud to.
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i took spoons advice and 16 tables stars 100nl fr
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xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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i took spoons advice and 16 tables stars 100nl fr
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3k post - Return of the blog!
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I will only open this thread once due to its extreme gayness. Never before have I read so much with such little content. Everyone who encourages the OP with their own personal gay comment should be banned. Sometimes I wish FTR would filter the new member registration with a 'on a scale from 1 to 10, how lame are you?' tab.
One could only hope that such garbage would be found elsewhere. Unfortunately, it's nearly impossible to avoid filth and garbage and pointless nonsense on the internet. OP has successfully contributed to this difficulty, so to him: Thank you very much. I am so grateful that someone such as yourself is able to reinforce the idea that crap is so accessible.
If only one person on this wonderful planet were to read this post and have an affect on them in a positive way; then I've done my job. I only wish there was a more efficient way to reach these kids.
To the OP: You should be ashamed of yourself. The creation of this thread is by far the least productive thing I have ever seen. You have set the bar very low on the scale of productiveness. Maybe one day you'll realize the impact you have had on society.
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bankitdrew is honest
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hah random yo
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BankItDrew is a cool guy.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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fat-b
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wat
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bikes
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a hot damn mess
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Baaard has a solid meta
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I damage threads that may actually benefit some posters
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Thank you, Wes, what a very polite thing for you to say. I would like to thank many FTRers for their generousity towards me, but if I left anyone out, that wouldn't be too nice would it?. I would also like to say that fat-b is a very good flip poker player.
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vaks
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THIS THREAD SUCKS, I HOPE YOU ALL CATCH FIRE AND BURN A SLOW SLOW BURN...
BTW ID HAVE SEX WITH BRANDI,
but that was way before i read all that nasty horrible shit about her etc on the internet so you know its true etc
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Spenda is fun to talk to about poker.
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i missed this, going one level deeper this means i'm not fun to talk to about anything else 
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fat-b
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Straight
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ITS A META MACHINE ARE YOU RETAREDED SPOON
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fat-b
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Straight
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lol i called you a retarded spoon funny
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fat-b
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Straight
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skys the limit !
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wat
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wat
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fat-b
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Straight
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oh and mcat and bbickes is hitnrunners.
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wat
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vaks
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wat
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IT
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wat
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Straight
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sir , its still a meta machine. WAT IS IT REALLY dat hard to understands? :sad
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Prozach is a pretty cool guy when he's not blowing half his roll at $4.40s.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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sir , its still a meta machine. WAT IS IT REALLY dat hard to understands? :sad |
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LOL OPERATIONS
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bigred is funny
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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its the ninja response sir
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LOL OPERATIONS
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bankitdrew is honest
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BankItDrew is a cool guy.
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Having just met him...QFT
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bankitdrew is honest
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BankItDrew is a cool guy.
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Having just met him...QFT |
thanks man, right back at you and dave
i'm stoked about for this weekends casino trip btw
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bigred
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bankitdrew is a bot
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LOL OPERATIONS
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d0zer
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bankitdrew is honest
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BankItDrew is a cool guy.
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thanks man, right back at you and dave
i'm stoked about for this weekends casino trip btw |
F'n eh bud!
We'z gunna robs us some donks & do lines offa stippers' asses with their monies~!
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bankitdrew is a bot
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I'm a program written to increase his credibility. Also, I restart his main process in case he goes down, as he does me.
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What is the matrix?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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wufwugy
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i nothing nice to say SO IM NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING AT ALL
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