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Old 12-01-2007, 07:09 AM     Post subject: Official Put Someone Down Thread {warning:E-drama/offending} #1 (permalink)  
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Enough with the boost threads, we're not little girls! Come in here if you want to give someone a big FU. A reason (however vague) must be given, but further discussion/defending ourselves should be taken via PM.

Oh and this is all in good fun, so if you're easily offended don't read on. To avoid this turning into a total inferno leading to 'rilla bringing out the , here's the killer kat who will be overseeing things:

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SUCK IT TRIPTANES YOU GRADE verMILLION PIECE OF RED SHIT!
That's for not being a thinking person and for not being powerful enough to make PP pay out unmentionables when they kicked you out of the affiliate program!

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Old 12-01-2007, 08:23 AM #2 (permalink)  
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FUCK YOU BIONDINO! YOU ANALLY RETARDED PIECE OF KILLJOY SHIT! HOW MANY GIRLS HAVE *YOU* FUCKED IN THE LAST YEAR, AND HOW MANY DIFFERENT COUNTRIES ARE THEY FROM? WHY DON'T YOU GO BE A PRIEST?

that's for taking the moral high ground whether or not warranted
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well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
 
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Old 12-01-2007, 12:15 PM #3 (permalink)  
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FUCK YOU ZOOK, YEA YOU HEARD ME, FUCK YOU FOR SIGNING UP TO FTR TWO DAYS AFTER ME AND DESTROYING THE RANKS WHILE I SUCK AT LIFE.

I just noticed this the other day, and have been waiting for the opportunity to bitch you out. What the hell did you figure out that I missed?
 
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Old 12-01-2007, 12:47 PM #4 (permalink)  
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LOL Salsa, starting a thread shocked about the abuse of women when you're the self-styled #1 fuck 'em and chuck'em manslut on FTR.

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Old 12-01-2007, 01:15 PM #5 (permalink)  
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easiest prediction ever: this thread will not end well
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easiest prediction ever: this thread will not end well
fuck you for saying and/or thinking that
gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
 
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easiest prediction ever: this thread will not end well
Go out on a limb, what will cause it? What's said, or how it's taken? Will it be a harsh statement or a sensitive moron that can't laugh at himself? I for one, look forward to the drama, since I am never involved.
 
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FUCK YOU ZOOK, YEA YOU HEARD ME, FUCK YOU FOR SIGNING UP TO FTR TWO DAYS AFTER ME AND DESTROYING THE RANKS WHILE I SUCK AT LIFE.

I just noticed this the other day, and have been waiting for the opportunity to bitch you out. What the hell did you figure out that I missed?
ha ha. im in your same boat, just a month or so later. I noticed this when he posted his sick graph from October. To rub it in even more, hes played ~1/2 the hands i have and probably 1/5 of the hands you have. Just to rub some more salt in the wound.
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easiest prediction ever: this thread will not end well
fuck you for saying and/or thinking that
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wow what are you doing awake? Lifes good. Havnt really played in a couple of months now though. I keep wanting to but have so much other stuff to do right now that I havnt got around to it yet. Im sure I will soon though. If I dont then FUCK ME!! (but not literally).
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Old 12-01-2007, 02:21 PM #11 (permalink)  
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easiest prediction ever: this thread will not end well
fuck you for saying and/or thinking that
sup Pel
wow what are you doing awake? Lifes good. Havnt really played in a couple of months now though. I keep wanting to but have so much other stuff to do right now that I havnt got around to it yet. Im sure I will soon though. If I dont then FUCK ME!! (but not literally).
Yea man, you should get back into Vent. I'm awake cuz I'm at work at 9AM on goddamn Saturday morning fjlkdsafdljkfljkdfd. Seeya around bud.
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Old 12-01-2007, 02:49 PM #12 (permalink)  
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SPENDA YOU PIECE OF GRADE Z SHIT. OF ALL THE SHIT IN THIS WORLD YOU ARE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL. GET YOUR GOLF CLUB OUT OF YOUR ASS. THAT'S WHAT GOLF BAGS ARE FOR.

that's for taking an awesome thread off track and making non insulting posts
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easiest prediction ever: this thread will not end well
Go out on a limb, what will cause it? What's said, or how it's taken? Will it be a harsh statement or a sensitive moron that can't laugh at himself? I for one, look forward to the drama, since I am never involved.
Someone will say something really bad about Lukkake, Courtie, Bio, etc...and this thing will blow up so fast.

Alright, I'll bite and feed you with one:
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKING SALSA4EVA EVA, 4 EVA EVA? FUCKING ALL THEM FINE EXOTIC BITCHES WHILE I AINT GETTING SHIT ATM. I HOPE YOU GET ON DANCING WITH THE STARS AND YOUR FEMALE PARTNER IS MICHAEL JACKSON AND HE MISTAKES YOU FOR THE 14YR OLD THAT YOU LOOK LIKE.

Also, stop being so baller plz, it makes us all look bad.
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Old 12-01-2007, 03:08 PM #14 (permalink)  
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*#&^* #&*^#*(^ Spenda!!!

You totally cashed a -EV bet. WTF?!?!?! The line on that game was -240 for UT +210 for A&M. I got UT for -100 and so gave you A&M for +100 and you totally cashed that bet. I hate you and your stupid school for making me freeze my balls off watching that monstrosity.

And to top it all off, your school's defense wasn't competent enough to prevent the under from happening. With 1 minute to go in the 3rd quarter, something like 30 points had to be scored for me to lose my under 60 bet. But NO....your school had to go and do stupid shit and make the game total go WAAAAAY over!
 
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FUCK YOU SPENDA FOR THINKING YOU ARE A GOD AT POKER, AND WHENEVER I MAKE A GOOD PLAY/CALL AGAINST YOU I GET A LECTURE SAYING HOW BAD IT WAS AND HOW BAD I AM. YOU EVEN SAY I HAVE PURE FUNDAMENTAL ERRORS WHEN WE'RE PLAYING A FUCKING $2 TOURNAMENT FOR THE FUN OF IT. YOU TOTALLY RUIN THE FUN OF PLAYING THOSE THINGS AND GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS, YOU'RE NOT A POKER GOD AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO CRITIQUE AND CRITICIZE EVERY LITTLE FUCKING THING.

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FUCK YOU SPENDA FOR THINKING YOU ARE A GOD AT POKER, AND WHENEVER I MAKE A GOOD PLAY/CALL AGAINST YOU I GET A LECTURE SAYING HOW BAD IT WAS AND HOW BAD I AM. YOU EVEN SAY I HAVE PURE FUNDAMENTAL ERRORS WHEN WE'RE PLAYING A FUCKING $2 TOURNAMENT FOR THE FUN OF IT. YOU TOTALLY RUIN THE FUN OF PLAYING THOSE THINGS AND GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS, YOU'RE NOT A POKER GOD AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO CRITIQUE AND CRITICIZE EVERY LITTLE FUCKING THING.

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FUCK YOU GMML FOR SHOOTING SPENDA IN WOLVES, ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID OR WHAT?
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FUCK YOU GMML FOR SHOOTING SPENDA IN WOLVES, ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID OR WHAT?
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FUCK YOU LEE. LEARN TO USE CAPS WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING YELLING AT SOMEONE. WHAT KIND OF LAME PUSSY JUMPS IN A BITCHING THREAD AND CAN'T EVEN FOLLOW THE RULES. ARE YOU DUMB IN THE HEAD? DID YOUR MOM DROP YOU AS A CHILD? HOW THE FUCK IS CHINA GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WHEN IT'S PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN MAKE SIMPLE OBSERVATIONS?
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lol @ TJ and bode... TJ, you must be psyched you won more money than me this month!

FUCK YOU HALVSAME FOR PLAYING ON SOFT EURO SITES AND BEING A BANKROLL NIT. YOU'VE WON AN ABSURD AMOUNT OF MONEY AT POKER BUT YOU STILL PLAY 2/4 FOR CHRISTSSAKE. JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU MAKES MY BALLS SHRINK. AND WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH CATS????

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LOL Salsa, starting a thread shocked about the abuse of women when you're the self-styled #1 fuck 'em and chuck'em manslut on FTR.
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Fuck Biondino for trying to make a stab at my game because i made a typo in my post in SSHE forum. And Fuck you as well for all the above reasons salsa gave.
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You know, I usually say the answer is love sweet love. But sometimes venting is good. You need to release the anger boys. Let it all out.
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FUCK YOU GMML FOR SHOOTING SPENDA IN WOLVES, ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID OR WHAT?
YEA WTF PIECE OF SHIT GMML YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING. IM SURPRISED YOUR GF EVEN ALLOWS YOU TO PLAY POKER ANYMORE SEEING HOW SHE HAS YOU ON A LEASH. IF YOU QUIT ME ONE MORE TIME WHEN IM STEAMING B/C YOUR GF "JUST SHOWED UP" IM GOING TO FLY UP THERE AND KICK YOUR SKINNY PASTEY ASS.

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Also, lolzzzzzzz I own Hyper at PLO HU sngs.
FUCK YOU BIZNATCH! NEXT TIME WE PLAY ON ABSOLUTE WHERE I CAN USE MY SUPER ACCOUNT FOR ROLLZ!
 
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You know, I usually say the answer is love sweet love. But sometimes venting is good. You need to release the anger boys. Let it all out.
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FUCK YOU JESUS FOR TURNING MILLIONS OF PEOPLE INTO CERTIFIED DUMB FUCKS
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FUCK YOU JESUS FOR TURNING MILLIONS OF PEOPLE INTO CERTIFIED DUMB FUCKS
DAMN YOU MUHAMMED FOR TURNING MILLIONS OF PEOPLE INTO CERTIFIED CRAZY FUCKS
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FUCK YOU MRHAPPY, YOU NO GOOD HUNK OF SHIT.

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FUCK YOU JESUS FOR TURNING MILLIONS OF PEOPLE INTO CERTIFIED DUMB FUCKS
DAMN YOU MUHAMMED FOR TURNING MILLIONS OF PEOPLE INTO CERTIFIED CRAZY FUCKS
very nice
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HALVSAME THAT'S THE SHITTIEST LAME-ASS WEAK SAUCE INSULT I HAVE EVER READ. YOU DO NOT USE FUCKING SMILIES WHEN YOU INSULT PEOPLE. ARE YOU THAT STUPID?
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WHO THE HELL MADE YOU THE INSULT SHERIFF? MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS YOU MOTHERFUCKING HORSECOCK! (genuine northern norwegian expression)

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FUCK YOU MRHAPPY, YOU NO GOOD HUNK OF SHIT.

that is because you are married and still fucking whores like you are single



how do you do it? do you have a how to book?
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FUCK YOU JESUS FOR TURNING MILLIONS OF PEOPLE INTO CERTIFIED DUMB FUCKS
DAMN YOU MUHAMMED FOR TURNING MILLIONS OF PEOPLE INTO CERTIFIED CRAZY FUCKS
FUCK YOU SALSA! THAT GOD DAMN TEACHER WAS OUT OF LINE WHEN SHE LET THOSE 7 YEAR OLDS NAME A TEDDY BEAR! ARE YOU BLIND?

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FUCK YOU MASSIMO FOR SAYING I SUCK AT PLAYING DEEP! WHY DON'T YOU GO LOSE A FEW THOUSAND MORE $$$ AT TURNINGSTONE TO SOME DAMN YANKEE'S!
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FUCK YOU ULTIMATE GEORGE. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO GOD DAMMED AWESOME, YOU SHIT HEAD
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FUCK YOU ISF FOR BEING SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME AT POKER, BECAUSE I REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE ELSE OWNED YOU AT GREGS!!

AND FOR THINKING YOU'RE A GOD DAMN GURU WITH YOUR MAHARISHI AVATAR. FUCKING DOUCHE. YOU ARE THE DOUCHIEST DOUCHE THAT EVER LIVED. I NOMINATE YOU FOR BIGGEST DOUCHE IN THE UNIVERSE YOU DOUCHE.
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FUCK OFF TODD ANDERSON/KMIND(?) FOR KNOCKING ME OUT OF THE GAUNTLET COSTING ME TWO THIRDS OF MY STARS ROLL. I FUCKING HAD YOU PREFLOP!!!!

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XTR, fick dich für unseren Witzen nicht zu verstehen.

Or something.

yay ya Halv interwebs doesnt translate fu to norwegian

fu for fucking up my language and for yppe til strid oppa pa FTR or something....btw, do icelandic people speak norwegian?
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direct translation is "knull deg" or "pul deg", nowadays you can say "føkk deg".

they speak icelandic ldo
but it's not that far from danish, which isnt far from norwegian.

FU FOR DERAILING THE THREAD

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FUCK YOU BCS FOR NOT PUTTING NOTRE DAME IN THE TITLE GAME. WE ARE FREAKING NOTRE DAME. WE HAVE THE GURU CHARLIE WEIS WHO COACHES WITH COMPLETE ABANDON. oh and FUCK THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE TIME TO WIN MONIES DURING THE SCHOOL YEAR.
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