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    Silva got popped for steroids (out of competition test on 1/9), and Diaz got popped for pot in post-fight testing (big fucking surprise there).

    Not that anybody gives a fuck. Beating Nick fucking Diaz doesn't change your rankings anyway.
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    yep, it's official. everyone is juicing.

    but people will give a fuck about this.
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    that was a pretty solid card. holloway looked great. but man that main event was awesome. henderson fought smart, he knew he just had to weather the storm. but damn has thatch ever practiced on the ground?
  4. #1204
    thatch is apparently blue belt level bjj
  5. #1205
    fucking jon jones. But DC v Rumble sounds fun too.

    Jon Jones has been stripped of his title and is suspended indefinitely. Daniel Cormier will replace Jon Jones at UFC 187 and will fight Anthony Johnson for the title.
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    It is waiting for the tournament UFC 187. Changed already two fights . It is not happy.
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    http://streamable.com/5r4j

    BY GOD HE KILLED 'IM
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    wow, that was the best ppv i've ever seen. JUST BLEED.
  9. #1209
    Anyone here still watching?

    I have Palelei at -225, Struve at -170, and my liferoll on Rousey finishing in R1 at -300.
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    I want to say I was shocked to see the line on the fight. I don't think it's going to make it passed the 2nd round but I think bethe will put up more of a fight than most think, I say she survives the 1st.
    You know what always cheers me up?
    No, what's that?
    Rolled up aces over kings. Check-raising stupid tourists and taking huge pots off of them. Playing all-night high-limit Hold'em at the Taj, "where the sand turns to gold." Stacks and towers of checks I can't even see over.
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    One has to remember the fight is on correia's home turf.
    You know what always cheers me up?
    No, what's that?
    Rolled up aces over kings. Check-raising stupid tourists and taking huge pots off of them. Playing all-night high-limit Hold'em at the Taj, "where the sand turns to gold." Stacks and towers of checks I can't even see over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Chip View Post
    I want to say I was shocked to see the line on the fight. I don't think it's going to make it passed the 2nd round but I think bethe will put up more of a fight than most think, I say she survives the 1st.
    i'll bet you're wrong.
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    I probably will be. Rousey does have an unbelievably low amount of total minutes in the octagon for the number of fights she has. Watch out for that arm-bar girl!
    You know what always cheers me up?
    No, what's that?
    Rolled up aces over kings. Check-raising stupid tourists and taking huge pots off of them. Playing all-night high-limit Hold'em at the Taj, "where the sand turns to gold." Stacks and towers of checks I can't even see over.
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    Although Fedor Emelianenko may not be a fan of women's MMA, he seems to have, at the very least, seen some of Ronda Rousey's fights.

    During a recent Q&A session at a youth forum in the North Caucasus, Fedor was asked to give his opinion on the UFC women's bantamweight champion.

    "To date, [Rousey] stands out as number one in the world rankings," said Fedor. "But I do not like that she misses a lot of punches, which leads to painful reception. I do not advocate such tactics, especially for women."

    A few months before Fedor announced his return to MMA, he provided some controversial quotes regarding his views on women's MMA. While his viewpoint is on par with those of a devout Orthodox Christian from ethnic Russia, his quotes made headlines in the MMA community, and female fighters were forced to contend with his words.

    "Women shouldn't compete in UFC/MMA because this sport is for men," Emelianenko said. "There are a lot of sports where women look like women - like gymnastics, water sports, maybe some athletics. MMA is for men. It's a man's sport."

    Naturally, neither of Fedor's daughters compete nor train in combat sports.

    "Mary was engaged in many sports, but now leads a healthy lifestyle and engages in fitness, stretching, cycling, but study takes her a long time, so the sport is just for her health. Vasilisa is engaged in gymnastics."
    lol
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    my favorite moment of all time in mma.
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    Holy shit, Anderson Silva's NSAC hearing was fucking hilarious: http://www.sherdog.com/news/articles...zy-Pills-90707
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    ya that was some grade a stupid.
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    LMAO i can't believe this is actually real life!
    You know what always cheers me up?
    No, what's that?
    Rolled up aces over kings. Check-raising stupid tourists and taking huge pots off of them. Playing all-night high-limit Hold'em at the Taj, "where the sand turns to gold." Stacks and towers of checks I can't even see over.
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    Piledrivers are illegal in MMA. #fake
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    So there's an entire series of Bas Rutten commendating all of his old fights.
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    Find his commentary on his fight with Jason Delucia.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    Find his commentary on his fight with Jason Delucia.
    Yeah he really hates that guy, lol.
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  23. #1223
    Thoughts on these UFC 192 picks: http://mobilesportbets.com/ufc-192-b...or-the-mauler/ ?

    Cliffs
    • Sergio Pettis (-185) over Chris Cariaso (+150)
    • Ruslan Magomedov (-155) over Shawn Jordan (+125)
    • Ryan Bader (+135) over Rashad Evans (-165)
    • Johny Hendricks (-300) over Tyron Woodley (+230)*
    • Daniel Cormier (-325) over Alexander Gustafsson (+250)
    • Prop: Hendricks/Woodley, Fight Lasts Over 2.5 Rounds (-210)*
    • Prop: Northcutt/Trevino, Fight Lasts Under 2.5 Rounds (+110)


    * Fight off.
    Last edited by givememyleg; 10-03-2015 at 08:24 PM.
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    that has got to be a bad pick on cormier. id argue that alex might be the favorite. when was the last time he lost to wrestling? dude tossed jones, the guy who tossed cormier.

    cormier doesn't hit like rumble. im not wanting to be cormier in this fight.
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    well, it's hard to argue that really, all fine points. although i wouldn't say he tossed jones. but gus was exhausted in round 4, i feel dc's cardio has improved, the jones loss made him focus harder on that, he looked fresh in r3 against rumble. but idk, i def don't feel like it's a lock or anything.

    WE SHALL SEE.
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    good point on the cardio, but i suspect it's the same as was against jon. when you're losing, when your opponent is pushing your limits instead of you pushing his, your cardio burns. if dan cant get gus down, i suspect gus will start beating him up late. if dan can get him down after r1, gus will probably gas and dan will not.
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    Northcutt will be champ someday.
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    watching zahabi's breakdown makes me second guess my gus analysis
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    Thoughts on these UFC 192 picks: http://mobilesportbets.com/ufc-192-b...or-the-mauler/ ?

    Cliffs
    • Sergio Pettis (-185) over Chris Cariaso (+150)
    • Ruslan Magomedov (-155) over Shawn Jordan (+125)
    • Ryan Bader (+135) over Rashad Evans (-165)
    • Johny Hendricks (-300) over Tyron Woodley (+230)*
    • Daniel Cormier (-325) over Alexander Gustafsson (+250)
    • Prop: Hendricks/Woodley, Fight Lasts Over 2.5 Rounds (-210)*
    • Prop: Northcutt/Trevino, Fight Lasts Under 2.5 Rounds (+110)


    * Fight off.
    5/5



    Man, DC vs Gus was a fucking WAR. I had it 3-2 DC, but it was so close I could see going the other way. I don't really get the 4-1 scoring for DC.
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    My guess is we see DC vs Bader now and DC just demolishes him. Unless Jones comes back in the next few months, assuming he gets insta-title shot.
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    Ronda Butterface Domestic Violence Offender Rousey got knocked the fuck out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    Ronda Butterface Domestic Violence Offender Rousey got knocked the fuck out.

    http://gfycat.com/UltimateCloudyKillifish

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luco View Post



    you stole my pic. i was saving it for a perfect ww response. churlish jackass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post


    you stole my pic. i was saving it for a perfect ww response. churlish jackass.
    Id be surprised if thats the first time its beem posted to ftr.

    Besides, dam son has a lot of replay value so hes still good for more

    I understand that gif is from round 2, is the whole fight available online yet? Also the undercard fights, especially joanna jedrezyxcxzkxzxksks and kyle noke
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    torrents are for sure up
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    omg i laughed too hard at this one

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    llllllllllooooooooooolllllllllllllllll

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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    Ronda Butterface Domestic Violence Offender Rousey got knocked the fuck out.

    http://gfycat.com/UltimateCloudyKillifish
    Butterface? Maybe now, but a couple of days ago she had a nice mug.
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
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    go to 4:55

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIkk7aYlmbs

    Can someone explain how a shot like that can knock someone down?
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  43. #1243
    glancing blows to the top/back of the head do that frequently. it's easier to lose your wits when you get hit in that spot as well.

    some head kick ko's barely even look like they connect. it just takes a swipe at the top of the head with a ton of power to put somebody out. iirc crocop has a ko like that. the dude's head barely moved an inch, crocops leg didnt even look like it connected at first. but the guy was out cold.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    glancing blows to the top/back of the head do that frequently. it's easier to lose your wits when you get hit in that spot as well.

    some head kick ko's barely even look like they connect. it just takes a swipe at the top of the head with a ton of power to put somebody out. iirc crocop has a ko like that. the dude's head barely moved an inch, crocops leg didnt even look like it connected at first. but the guy was out cold.
    That was Igor.

    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Butterface? Maybe now, but a couple of days ago she had a nice mug.
    lol?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luco View Post
    .....is the whole fight available online yet?
    This is a good site...no torrents. Here's the main event part 1 of 3. After it plays, just click the 'next video' link above it. You can find the other fights there too.

    http://www.mma-core.com/videos/Rousey_vs_Holm_1/10113333?from=main

    The fight doesn't actually start until Part 2 of 3.
    http://www.mma-core.com/videos/Rousey_vs_Holm_2/10113334

    *Occasionally, a video won't play until I refresh (reload) the web page.
    Last edited by PlayToWin; 11-16-2015 at 03:09 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PlayToWin View Post
    This is a good site...no torrents. Here's the main event part 1 of 3. After it plays, just click the 'next video' link above it. You can find the other fights there too.

    http://www.mma-core.com/videos/Rousey_vs_Holm_1/10113333?from=main

    The fight doesn't actually start until Part 2 of 3.
    http://www.mma-core.com/videos/Rousey_vs_Holm_2/10113334

    *Occasionally, a video won't play until I refresh (reload) the web page.
    Thanks man but it says theyre removed
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  48. #1248
    Nm found most of em
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  49. #1249
    GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY



    AS GOD IS MY WITNESS THAT MAN HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF

    (it's even worse with sound... https://streamable.com/tr9s )
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luco View Post
    Thanks man but it says theyre removed
    Damn.....sorry. They'll probably re-add them later. It's still a good site to see fights shortly after PPV's until vids get removed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PlayToWin View Post
    Damn.....sorry. They'll probably re-add them later. It's still a good site to see fights shortly after PPV's until vids get removed.
    Its all good, the two big fights were on dailymotion and I found a few undercards with a little digging
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  52. #1252
    kat dot cr has em day after
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    Robbie Lawler has been a stud for such a long time, and I'm really glad he's getting his time to shine. He beat Carlos Condit by split decision last night to retain.
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    i guess what goes around comes around. condit won three rounds (diaz 1,2,5).

    regardless, i wanted condit to win. im not a condit fan anymore though. the diaz fight upset me more than it should have. you can tell that condit (and maybe jackson) don't want a repeat of the pisspoor showing against diaz since lawler is threatening in the same way except condit didn't run.
  55. #1255
    WAR LAWLER

    The people calling it a robbery are complete morons. See Sanchez vs Pearson if you want to see a robbery.

    won some dolla bills on lawler by dec and fight goes the distance.
  56. #1256
    not a total robbery but a bad decision nonetheless. it's less of a "robbery" than an example of the uneducated missing things the educated do not, as seen by 90% of the mma journals giving it to condit and dana/lorenzo assuming it was going to condit while in the cage.

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