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Tim Vecchioni
Old 08-29-2005, 05:11 PM     Post subject: The Official longest thread on FTR 2 #1 (permalink)  
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ok guys, so im starting this up with the permission of rilla.

Rules: NO DULL REMARKS... aka no lol only posts, or just posting a quote...if you are gonna post on this thread, you must say something of use to the thread, or even something useful if you feel like going that far. Bascially anything goes, except for nudity, foul laungage, etc...

SPAMMERS READY... FORUM WHORES READY.... LETS GET IT ON!
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Old 08-29-2005, 05:18 PM #2 (permalink)  
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ok guys, so im starting this up with the permission of rilla.

Rules: NO DULL REMARKS... aka no lol only posts, or just posting a quote...if you are gonna post on this thread, you must say something of use to the thread, or even something useful if you feel like going that far. Bascially anything goes, except for nudity, foul laungage, etc...

SPAMMERS READY... FORUM WHORES READY.... LETS GET IT ON!
well isnt there a lot of action here?
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Old 08-29-2005, 05:21 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Wow miffed was about one unit of lameness away from getting round 2 locked right off the bat. :P

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Old 08-29-2005, 05:22 PM #4 (permalink)  
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there will be tons of action here, however lets try a little game...whatever post you read last ont his thread, make a remark on it...so that each post will be meaningful and be worth reading the response...
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Old 08-29-2005, 05:30 PM #5 (permalink)  
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lol

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Old 08-29-2005, 05:41 PM #6 (permalink)  
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lol

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Are we to assume you are taking the piss with this remark?
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Old 08-29-2005, 05:53 PM #7 (permalink)  
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i believe so as you will see rilla is a ass munching douche nozzle who doesn't follow the rules...OP BAN
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Old 08-29-2005, 06:51 PM #8 (permalink)  
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nevermind this post.
it has gone through many iterations.
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Old 08-29-2005, 07:20 PM #9 (permalink)  
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one time i was driving and this guy passes me. and i was like, omg. and he was like, LOL. and i was like, hey. and he was like, hey. and then god ate him. true story.
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Old 08-29-2005, 07:32 PM #11 (permalink)  
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I eat baby seals. Chomp Chomp!



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Precisely.
 
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Old 08-29-2005, 07:40 PM #12 (permalink)  
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i was driving to work today and i saw a cop
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Old 08-29-2005, 09:40 PM #13 (permalink)  
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This thread sucks.
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Old 08-29-2005, 10:11 PM #14 (permalink)  
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This thread does suck. Work is boring and you guys arent helping.
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Old 08-29-2005, 10:12 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Old 08-29-2005, 11:06 PM #16 (permalink)  
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God damnit, why does my pic keep dying?!

It's some fish food that I MSPainted MTTs over the old brand name which I cleverly removed with cut.

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Old 08-30-2005, 01:46 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Old 08-31-2005, 06:03 AM #18 (permalink)  
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I bunked off work today because i simply could'nt be arsed?
I don't even understand this sentence.
And yes, All British are bad. Hence the Declaration of Independence.
Wait... you're not even British.
You're like the crazy Irish guy in Braveheart.
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Old 08-31-2005, 07:44 AM #19 (permalink)  
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I bunked off work today because i simply could'nt be arsed?
Do you think im bad?
I left work early cause I couldn't be bothered?

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bunk off Verb. To shirk one's duties. A common adolescent's term for avoiding school lessons.

Adj. Concerned, bothered. Usually heard in the negative sense of can't be arsed. E.g."I can't be arsed with work today, it's too damned hot."
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Old 08-31-2005, 02:47 PM #20 (permalink)  
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I bunked off work today because i simply could'nt be arsed?
Do you think im bad?
I left work early cause I couldn't be bothered?

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bunk off Verb. To shirk one's duties. A common adolescent's term for avoiding school lessons.

Adj. Concerned, bothered. Usually heard in the negative sense of can't be arsed. E.g."I can't be arsed with work today, it's too damned hot."
Muxy=filth.
Good call. nh. (you got it right too!)
YOU DARE TO CALL ME IRISH!!!!!!
I may be slightly mad, slightly mad.
BUT IM NOT DAMN IRISH
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Old 08-31-2005, 04:08 PM #21 (permalink)  
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Old 08-31-2005, 04:38 PM #22 (permalink)  
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hell yea, thats some awesome shit right there
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Old 08-31-2005, 05:16 PM #23 (permalink)  
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I bunked off work today because i simply could'nt be arsed?
Do you think im bad?
I left work early cause I couldn't be bothered?

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bunk off Verb. To shirk one's duties. A common adolescent's term for avoiding school lessons.

Adj. Concerned, bothered. Usually heard in the negative sense of can't be arsed. E.g."I can't be arsed with work today, it's too damned hot."
Muxy=filth.
Good call. nh. (you got it right too!)
YOU DARE TO CALL ME IRISH!!!!!!
I may be slightly mad, slightly mad.
BUT IM NOT DAMN IRISH
:P
Calm Yourself Paddy.
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Old 08-31-2005, 05:25 PM #24 (permalink)  
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I bunked off work today because i simply could'nt be arsed?
Do you think im bad?
I left work early cause I couldn't be bothered?

Quote:
bunk off Verb. To shirk one's duties. A common adolescent's term for avoiding school lessons.

Adj. Concerned, bothered. Usually heard in the negative sense of can't be arsed. E.g."I can't be arsed with work today, it's too damned hot."
Muxy=filth.
Good call. nh. (you got it right too!)
YOU DARE TO CALL ME IRISH!!!!!!
I may be slightly mad, slightly mad.
BUT IM NOT DAMN IRISH
:P
Calm Yourself Paddy.
i have only one word
POTATOES
sry mean
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Old 08-31-2005, 07:11 PM #25 (permalink)  
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Originally Posted by Muxy
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Originally Posted by Miffed22001
I bunked off work today because i simply could'nt be arsed?
Do you think im bad?
I left work early cause I couldn't be bothered?

Quote:
bunk off Verb. To shirk one's duties. A common adolescent's term for avoiding school lessons.

Adj. Concerned, bothered. Usually heard in the negative sense of can't be arsed. E.g."I can't be arsed with work today, it's too damned hot."
Muxy=filth.
Good call. nh. (you got it right too!)
YOU DARE TO CALL ME IRISH!!!!!!
I may be slightly mad, slightly mad.
BUT IM NOT DAMN IRISH
:P
Calm Yourself Paddy.
i have only one word
POTATOES
sry mean
Just so you know, I'm going to run you over in my tractor.
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Old 08-31-2005, 07:35 PM #26 (permalink)  
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I bunked off work today because i simply could'nt be arsed?
Do you think im bad?
I left work early cause I couldn't be bothered?

Quote:
bunk off Verb. To shirk one's duties. A common adolescent's term for avoiding school lessons.

Adj. Concerned, bothered. Usually heard in the negative sense of can't be arsed. E.g."I can't be arsed with work today, it's too damned hot."
Muxy=filth.
Good call. nh. (you got it right too!)
YOU DARE TO CALL ME IRISH!!!!!!
I may be slightly mad, slightly mad.
BUT IM NOT DAMN IRISH
:P
Calm Yourself Paddy.
i have only one word
POTATOES
sry mean
Just so you know, I'm going to run you over in my tractor.
I think not
You Irish lot are always to drunk to drive straight.
Yes i have experience of this i go to University with TOO MANY irish
:P
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Old 08-31-2005, 08:12 PM #27 (permalink)  
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I bunked off work today because i simply could'nt be arsed?
Do you think im bad?
I left work early cause I couldn't be bothered?

Quote:
bunk off Verb. To shirk one's duties. A common adolescent's term for avoiding school lessons.

Adj. Concerned, bothered. Usually heard in the negative sense of can't be arsed. E.g."I can't be arsed with work today, it's too damned hot."
Muxy=filth.
Good call. nh. (you got it right too!)
YOU DARE TO CALL ME IRISH!!!!!!
I may be slightly mad, slightly mad.
BUT IM NOT DAMN IRISH
:P
Calm Yourself Paddy.
i have only one word
POTATOES
sry mean
Just so you know, I'm going to run you over in my tractor.
I think not
You Irish lot are always to drunk to drive straight.
Yes i have experience of this i go to University with TOO MANY irish
:P
I think that is imposible. You can never have TOO MANY Irish... Just ask America.
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Old 08-31-2005, 09:03 PM #28 (permalink)  
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I bunked off work today because i simply could'nt be arsed?
Do you think im bad?
I left work early cause I couldn't be bothered?

Quote:
bunk off Verb. To shirk one's duties. A common adolescent's term for avoiding school lessons.

Adj. Concerned, bothered. Usually heard in the negative sense of can't be arsed. E.g."I can't be arsed with work today, it's too damned hot."
Muxy=filth.
Good call. nh. (you got it right too!)
YOU DARE TO CALL ME IRISH!!!!!!
I may be slightly mad, slightly mad.
BUT IM NOT DAMN IRISH
:P
Calm Yourself Paddy.
i have only one word
POTATOES
sry mean
Just so you know, I'm going to run you over in my tractor.
I think not
You Irish lot are always to drunk to drive straight.
Yes i have experience of this i go to University with TOO MANY irish
:P
I think that is imposible. You can never have TOO MANY Irish... Just ask America.
This is the old AMerica vs Brits arguement.
NNow you know why we dont like AMerica.
At this point you should see why!
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Old 09-01-2005, 12:08 AM #29 (permalink)  
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Isn't Scotland just like a suburb of Ireland?
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Old 09-04-2005, 06:51 PM #32 (permalink)  
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They taste good heated, but not fried.
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Old 09-05-2005, 04:38 PM #37 (permalink)  
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my dog shits on the coats.

Or atleast I blame it on him.

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Or atleast I blame it on him.

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If the dog acts like a bitch u need to slap him like a bitch!
 
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