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Post subject: The Official IRC Quotes Thread
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<spoonitnow> <Hawkfan79> seems to me the only reason to do that would be if you knew villains are much better than you postflop
<spoonitnow> like i said
<spoonitnow> if you're short-stacking 50nl
<spoonitnow> you need to cash the fuck out and uninstall pokerstars
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Ha, I feel like I should have expected this.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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spoonitnow
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Ha, I feel like I should have expected this.
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You should seriously join us.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Ha, I feel like I should have expected this.
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so long as you dont banhammer me from IRC again it'll all be fine
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Jack Sawyer
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04-28-2008, 12:14 AM
Post subject: Re: The Official IRC Quotes Thread
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
<spoonitnow> <Hawkfan79> seems to me the only reason to do that would be if you knew villains are much better than you postflop
<spoonitnow> like i said
<spoonitnow> if you're short-stacking 50nl
<spoonitnow> you need to cash the fuck out and uninstall pokerstars |
Who does this remind me of?
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
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I don't get it.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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someone find the original IRC quote thread? the one from 04
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gabe
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http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ad-t10412.html
good times
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someone find the original IRC quote thread? the one from 04
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I think it was removed from public view or whatever.
However, I think that it was easily the funniest post in FTR history, at least since I've joined.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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<Jymswantstobegabe> short stacks are assholes
<Jymswantstobegabe> they do it to be assholes
<wems> lulz
<Jymswantstobegabe> and can't bitch when people call them assholes
<wems> if you suck postfllop though i mean y not
<wems> u only lose 20 BBs etc
<Jymswantstobegabe> it's poker
<wems> push any AT+ preflop
<Jymswantstobegabe> poker is postflop
<Jymswantstobegabe> this aint't tiddly winks
<Jymswantstobegabe> if your trying to short stack $50NL go work in retail
<Jymswantstobegabe> it's easier
<Jymswantstobegabe> youll make more money
<Jymswantstobegabe> and get benifits
<wems> umm
<Jymswantstobegabe> I love short stacks
<Jymswantstobegabe> don't get me wrong
<Jymswantstobegabe> I know how to play against them
<Jymswantstobegabe> but I hate seeing people I know playing that way
<Jymswantstobegabe> it's moronic
<Jymswantstobegabe> it's like playing the 19hands system
<spoonitnow> lol goddamn jyms you're going off worse than i do
<Jymswantstobegabe> it's suboptimal
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Originally Posted by gabe
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/forum/offical-irc-quotes-thread-t10412.html
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It's so frustrating that this post is restricted. Very easily the funniest thing FTR has ever produced.
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[02:49] <spoonitnow> ripptyde was like a really bad stu ungar
[02:49] <spoonitnow> except he hasn't died yet
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<ake|laptop> <- fish
<boostNslide> ^ homosexual
<ake|laptop> ^ handsome |
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Originally Posted by gabe
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/forum/offical-irc-quotes-thread-t10412.html
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<Fnord> Running well 'rilla?
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<TylerK> Rilla said to tell you he's not talking to you anymore.
<TylerK> also, he's gay.
<TylerK> he said to tell everyone that.
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<DNuts> where the hell is scgolfer during the insanely small period that you would actually want to talk to him
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<a500lbgorilla> Ban dwarfman.
<dwarfman> ok
* dwarfman was kicked by dwarfman (dwarfman)
<a500lbgorilla> Obedient.
<DNuts> lol
<red`hw> !ban dwarfman
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Alright, if this thread goes well. We'll lobby Xman to bring back the old thread.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Originally Posted by gabe
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/forum/offical-irc-quotes-thread-t10412.html
good times
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<Fnord> Running well 'rilla?
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<TylerK> Rilla said to tell you he's not talking to you anymore.
<TylerK> also, he's gay.
<TylerK> he said to tell everyone that.
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<DNuts> where the hell is scgolfer during the insanely small period that you would actually want to talk to him
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Please do, I missed that thread so much. So much stuff in it made me laugh and I wasn't even part of the IRC crowd.
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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Seriously, that thread makes me feel young again. But I used to spam it obnoxiously with my own stuff. Man, I really thought I was funny.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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wufwugy
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i still do not know wut irc be
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<Lucix> ahh cool didnt realize you were takin your shot
<spoonitnow> Rofl taking a shot
<spoonitnow> Look
<spoonitnow> You don't take a shot at 25nl
<spoonitnow> That's incorrect usage of the term "taking a shot"
<spoonitnow> You are "moving up"
<spoonitnow> Not being an ass
<spoonitnow> Just don't think people realize they sound retarded when they say stuff like that and figured I'd help those people out
<spoonitnow> It's like when people who don't know a language try to cuss you out
<spoonitnow> For example, YOU FUCK ME IN ASS
<spoonitnow> The difference is, when you're taking a shot, you will only move up if you run well
* yAAwn|50NL (~waynep198@crbknf02-16-142163025205.nf.sympatico.ca) has joined #flopturnriver
<spoonitnow> How do I reach deeeze kids
<yAAwn|50NL> send them money
<yAAwn|50NL> imo
<fatb> lols
<fatb> i love u spoon
<spoonitnow> I love you too Mr. Sexy Euro Man
<fatb> ima take a 10/20 shot
<yAAwn|50NL> run good
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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<spoonitnow> There is a guy who I know has been short-stacking 100nl for at LEAST 6-8 months
<spoonitnow> I have between 60-80k hands on him
<spoonitnow> And he plays a lot
<spoonitnow> His justification in a March 2008 thread on 2+2 was that he sucks at no limit, so he short stacks
<spoonitnow> If instead of wasting his time short-stacking for a small profit, if he would have taken those 6-8 months to improve, then who knows how much money he would be making
<@euphoricism> ... or losing
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Saying "Well, all he has to do is get better and then he'd win" is a pretty pointless statement.
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* Rilla_the_Great (Rilla_the_@n167s149.ntc.blacksburg.shentel.net) has joined #flopturnriver
<Rilla_the_Great> hay guys!
<fatb> LOL
<spoonitnow> Rilla sup
<Jymswantstobegabe> wow rilla
<yAAwn|50NL> whos rilla?
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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the funniest thing about that avatar is i actually met this gay guy that looks exactly like that. its probably him.
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<boostNslide> my girl would be hot..
<boostNslide> but I beat her a bit much..
<iwa`> ...
<vqchuang|working> ur penis is a chick?
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<ake> today's monday
<ake> I thought it was tuesday
<ake> Awesome.
<laeelin> you just gained a day
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* a500lbgorilla repulsed.
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<boostNslide> someone ban red.
<red`hw> D:
* red`hw sets mode: +b *!*@cpe-69-202-69-53.twcny.res.rr.com
* red`hw was kicked by red`hw (red`hw)
<a500lbgorilla> So...
<a500lbgorilla> How do we get him back?
<boostNslide> why would you want him back?
<a500lbgorilla> Touche
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* iwasakib` votes boostNslide isn't funny, all in favor say aye
<vqchuang|working> abstain!
<a500lbgorilla> Which vote highlights how much of an asshole iwa is?
<a500lbgorilla> I think it's "nay."
<a500lbgorilla> I'll vote nay.
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[23:14] <Ripptyde> hey so did I tell you guys....the other day i went to Kentucky Fried Chicken and totally scarfed out.......and damned if my farts didnt smell like original recipe'
[23:14] <pokerfanatic> LOL
[23:14] <Ripptyde> it was trippy
[23:19] <Ripptyde> i farted and my girlfriend is like 'marty did you eat at KFC last night?"....Im like yea
[23:19] <Ripptyde> lol @ 11 herbs and spices flatulence
[23:20] <Ripptyde> the colonel would be proud
[23:20] <gutshot_> i imagine the colonel is rolling over in his grave right now at the mere existence of this conversation
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<gutshot_> i gained like 7 lbs last week and i was shitting 3 times a day.
<gutshot_> it was glorious.
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<a500lbgorilla> I wasnt talking to one of the most skillful players in the game, i was talking to Radasuck.
<a500lbgorilla> *shack
<AvatarKava> Those keys are so close to each other...
* ilikeaces86 Im that mountain in the sky... hey I made it...Im the worlds greatest
<Radashack> Chris better be carful you wont fit through the door if you keep that up 
<AvatarKava> please, he's been validated by 'rilla
<AvatarKava> he must be the greatest
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<+dsaxton> do you guys think i'm handsome?
<+Michael1123> Rilla would fuck you, Saxton
<+dsaxton> shit
<+Michael1123> you do breathe, right?
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* NewJack33- sets mode: -EV gabe1
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[13:55] <dwarfman> it was when i was checking for any cancerous bumps that i realised i was missing one
[13:55] <BigRed> lol\
[13:55] <BigRed> 1st ball....check
[13:55] <BigRed> 2nd ball....ch...wait....2nd ball.....um....crap
[13:55] <Estrop> 3rd ball....check
[13:56] <BigRed> LOL
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a500lbgorilla> I heard what you said about boost.
<UncleBuddy> you stfu
<a500lbgorilla> Hey fuck you buddy.
<UncleBuddy> about the gay porn shoot?
<UncleBuddy> or was it the donkey and the mexican chick?
<a500lbgorilla> Both.
<UncleBuddy> I only talk about what I imagine to be true
<UncleBuddy> like that time when you and I made out
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<a500lbgorilla> Becuase you're a fucktard?!
<a500lbgorilla> MAYBE THATS IT>!
<UncleBuddy> wow
<UncleBuddy> thats harsh
<a500lbgorilla> Let's see how it fits on you.
<UncleBuddy> im leaving
* UncleBuddy has left #flopturnriver
<a500lbgorilla> Yah, he was getting really bitchy anyway.
<pokerfanatic> what happened
<a500lbgorilla> I tried to prescribe some Mydol for his cramps and bloating and he stormed off.
<a500lbgorilla> I may have accidentally called him stupid or something.
* UncleBuddy has joined #flopturnriver
* ChanServ sets mode: +v UncleBuddy
<a500lbgorilla> So then that Fucktard says "I'm leaving!" And does!
<a500lbgorilla> LMFAO
<a500lbgorilla> What a stupid fucktard.
<UncleBuddy> shhh
<UncleBuddy> hes back
* UncleBuddy was kicked by pokerfanatic (UncleBuddy)
<pokerfanatic> now hes gone
<a500lbgorilla> Good save.
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<UncleBuddy> I AM YOUR FATHER, RILLA
<a500lbgorilla> No!
<a500lbgorilla> It can't be!
* UncleBuddy cuts rillas arm off
<a500lbgorilla> THAT REALLY FUCKING HURT
<a500lbgorilla> Im going to need that later!
* UncleBuddy always wanted a left handed son
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<DNuts> ville would be cooler if he was "vile"
<boostNslide> I concur.
<ake> we can't let gabe get away easy on this one
<a500lbgorilla> What does ville mean? Like village ville?
<ake> it's his name
* DNuts is now known as gabeIImen
<boostNslide> his real name?
<a500lbgorilla> For seriously?
<ake> both pingviini and ville are named Ville
<boostNslide> wtf?
<ake> finnish name
<ake> s
<a500lbgorilla> Fuck that shit.
<boostNslide> weird..
<gabeIImen> ville is a name?
<ake> wth..
<ake> yes
<a500lbgorilla> No it isn't.
<ake> Damn yankees
<a500lbgorilla> It's a fucking disgrace.
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<scgolfer> rilla why are you a homo?
<scgolfer> not that there is anything wrong with that
<a500lbgorilla> Becuase I love all of God's creatures. Equally.
<a500lbgorilla> And in the pooper.
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<Estrop> I'm making $-2.60 a hour
<Estrop> I'll be a millionaire in..
<arkana> last decade
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<rippyfillmaff> Hi Cyndy by the way...we havent 'met'...Im Rippy
<rippyfillmaff> havent seen you before
<Cyndy_Lou> wow thats a lot better than who the fuck is cyndy lou
<rippyfillmaff> wanna cyber ?
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<Estrop> I have problems with A6, I know its like one of the best hands because it has an ace, do I just push it before the flop?
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Seriously, that old thread is cracking me up.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Not IRC but still hilarious.
TylerK: I saw this show last night about like tribal dudes and they all had huge wangs
TylerK: I felt inadequate
TylerK: either that or they all had average-sized wangs and I really AM inadequate
BigRed: i ti saw one like it
BigRed: except they were really small
BigRed: which one did u see?
TylerK: now I'm not telling you. I know what you're up to here. I see what you're about to do.
BigRed: i just wanted to compare our non-coinciding shows
BigRed: that we both watched that are different
TylerK: I was watching "Huge Wangs of Africa" on the Huge Wang channel
BigRed: werid
BigRed: u get that too?
BigRed: u know
BigRed: they weren't really that big...
BigRed: poor tyler
BigRed: ZING
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Not IRC but still hilarious.
TylerK: I saw this show last night about like tribal dudes and they all had huge wangs
TylerK: I felt inadequate
TylerK: either that or they all had average-sized wangs and I really AM inadequate
BigRed: i ti saw one like it
BigRed: except they were really small
BigRed: which one did u see?
TylerK: now I'm not telling you. I know what you're up to here. I see what you're about to do.
BigRed: i just wanted to compare our non-coinciding shows
BigRed: that we both watched that are different
TylerK: I was watching "Huge Wangs of Africa" on the Huge Wang channel
BigRed: werid
BigRed: u get that too?
BigRed: u know
BigRed: they weren't really that big...
BigRed: poor tyler
BigRed: ZING
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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<@rentpwn> p.s.a.
<@rentpwn> the new pizza hut pasta
<@rentpwn> it owns
<@rentpwn> it
<@rentpwn> OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNS
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[23:29] <dwarfman> goodness me
[23:29] <dwarfman> the quotes from the old IRC thread are amazing
[23:30] <Stacks|shit> yep and you were even funny in a few.
[23:30] <Stacks|shit> bout time imo
[23:30] <dwarfman> =\
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[03:32] <TylerK> back on topic, 17 year old girls
[03:32] <TylerK> i need one, or preferably several
[03:32] <boostNslide> rofl
[03:32] <boostNslide> tyler...
[03:32] <boostNslide> dont you have a kid?
[03:32] <boostNslide> and a wife?
[03:33] <jfish> yes but hes missing 17yo girls
[03:33] <jfish> stick to the point
[03:33] <TylerK> yeah really. try to stay on topic here.
[03:33] <TylerK> this is why we never get anything done in here.
[03:33] <jfish> no kidding.
[03:33] <jfish> bad beatz and "dont you have a wife?"
[03:33] <jfish> im sick of it.
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<Sym`Pooping> I'm a quadrapalegic. I don't get the oppotunity to leave the house much, so posting here is one of my few social outlets. It sickens me that you'd poke fun at that. Just sickens me. As I sit here hammering the keys with the pencil strapped to my forehead praying for death, all I can think of is what a tiny little person you must be to try to take what little I have away from me.
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<TylerK> you know what creeps me the fuck out?
<TylerK> all these kids i hung out with in high school
<TylerK> are doing all this cool shit with their lives
<TylerK> and i'm here talking to you assholes
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* TylerK is now known as Ozsai
<Ozsai> hello do you remember bailey from school
<Ozsai> the one with a small wang
* Bailey is now known as TylerK
<Ozsai> uh oh
* Ozsai is now known as Bailey
<Bailey> hey guys i'm a homo
<TylerK> with me
<Bailey> but he's really the gay one
<TylerK> ya
<TylerK> im the real gay one
<Bailey> he LOVES the cock
<TylerK> I do
<Bailey> wait I mean *I* love the cock
<TylerK> rofl
<Bailey> he's not really gay at all
<TylerK> I was wondering when you would catch on
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<mgobluefb> si senor, el chico come la calle
<dwarfman> guten abend a500lbgorilla
<a500lbgorilla> Sorry, wrong channel.
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About the dude who won the Party Poker million...
<dwarfman> $27951.807228915662650602409638554 per hour
<dwarfman> jesus, he was making $0.08 every millisecond
<StapleGun> 244 million dollars a year
<mgobluefb> 20 mil per menstrual period
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[16:45] MannerBoy: actually the money i make from Rakeback is as high as my mother monthly salary
[16:46] Rilla_the_Great: Your mom isnt a very good hooker.
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<edudlive> its just speech
<edudlive> lol
<edudlive> basic oral communications
* edudlive waits for the oral joke
<Estrop> why did oral cross the road
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[21:31] <dwarfman> What do you call a man with half a brain?
[21:31] <dwarfman> Hydroseeds.
[21:31] <Hydroseeds> I dont get it
[21:31] <dwarfman> exactly
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[01:32] <dwarfman> also i shook hands with him back in 2003 at the british open
[01:32] <boostNslide> nice
[01:32] <dwarfman> it's like we're best buddies
[01:33] <boostNslide> did you grab for his cock?
[01:33] <boostNslide> not in a gay way.. you know.. just to say you did..
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<loanhorse> What up to all my faggots
<dnuts> boost isn't here
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<niChuuake`bed> Swap.N.Swallow.4.Young.Cheerleaders.XXX.DVDRip.WWW.Fenixp2p.com
<niChuuake`bed> oh fuck
<niChuuake`bed> errr
<niChuuake`bed> i mean
<DoGGz> rofl
<DoGGz> tell me if it's good, k?
<niChuuake`bed> yeeeeaaa... ok im gonna have to download it then
<niChuuake`bed> cuz u want a reviewwww....
<niChuuake`bed> yeaaaaa....
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[10:32] <SixT-4> wanna screw?
[10:32] <ake> fag
[10:32] <ake> good night
[10:33] * Triptanes|Class is now known as Triptanes|CTB
[10:33] * SixT-4 hops into bed with ake
[10:33] <SixT-4> NIGHT GUYS
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[10:34] <SixT-4> boy that was good
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[17:41] <BigRed> Ake, want to play pong?
[17:41] <ake> k
[17:41] <BigRed> I'll server
[17:41] <ake> ok
[17:41] <BigRed> | .
[17:42] <ake> | .
[17:42] <ake> FUCK!
[17:42] <BigRed> wow
[17:42] <BigRed> ACE!
[17:42] <ake> again
[17:42] <BigRed> Ok
[17:42] <BigRed> 1-0
[17:42] <ake> ok
[17:42] <BigRed> | .
[17:42] <ake> .|
[17:42] <BigRed> | --.
[17:42] <BigRed> those --- are speed lines
[17:42] <ake> | --------.
[17:42] <ake> fucking shit
[17:43] <BigRed> 2-0!
[17:43] <ake> ok one more
[17:43] <ake> first to 3
[17:43] <ake> ok?
[17:43] <BigRed> ok
[17:43] <ake> I serve
[17:43] <BigRed> . |
[17:43] <ake> .--- |
[17:43] <BigRed> Fault
[17:43] <ake> stop
[17:43] <ake> It was a good serve
[17:43] <ake> you miss?
[17:43] <ake> 2-1
[17:43] <BigRed> IT WAS CLEARLY OUT
[17:43] <ake> I serve again
[17:43] <ake> .- |
[17:43] <BigRed> NO IT WAS OUT
[17:43] <ake> omfg
[17:43] <ake> cheater
[17:43] <BigRed> ARE U FUCKING BLIND?
[17:43] <ake> youre such a sore loser BigRed
[17:44] <ake> this is always the case when we play pong
[17:44] <ake> stfu BigRed..
[17:44] <BigRed> I QUIT
[17:44] <ake> learn the rules
[17:44] <ake> yeah
[17:44] <BigRed> RETIRING AS UNDEFEATED CHAMPION
[17:44] <ake> whatever
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(17:58:02) edudlive: anyone wanna buy a slightly used hooker?
(17:58:16) LeFou: how many miles
(17:58:37) edudlive: she's still got a good 1,000 miles left before she needs a change
(17:58:43) LeFou: does it have A/C?
(17:58:53) edudlive: yeah
(17:58:57) edudlive: she blows great
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Hydroseeds: I want a brownie
Estrop: here, have mine
Hydroseeds: I said a brownie, not a young male's virginity
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[02:33] <jfish> we did rabbits and that was gross
[02:33] <midas06> we did rats
[02:33] <jfish> haha
[02:33] <sarahhh> ive done everything
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Marry Me Cheryl!!!
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we need mopre estrop vs ake
and ake is dead quotes here guys
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Flush
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[19:28] <Rilla_the_Great> i wasnt gonna kick
[19:28] <Rilla_the_Great> that would be abusing my power
[19:29] <Rilla_the_Great> and im taking a day off
[19:29] <dwarfman> you truly are the hitler of the primate population
[19:38] <euphoricism> chimpler.
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Straight
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Location: virginia
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i'm on irc now...but i'm all alone
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do the right thing.
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Jack Sawyer
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4-of-a-Kind
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i'm on irc now...but i'm all alone
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you sure its the correct irc?
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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VHS is like a book and a book is like a stack of kindles.
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
http://youtu.be/lGdnIrRKDTI
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b-rabbit
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Straight
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Location: virginia
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uh...community clubhouse??
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do the right thing.
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jyms
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thundercity.net
#flopturnriver
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Location: IRC Chat Room
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uh...community clubhouse??
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Straight Flush
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Location: IRC Chat Room
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<spoon_afk> watching vid
<spoon_afk> 2 dicks in a chick's ass at the same time
<spoon_afk> i wonder if they pay these girls via check
<spoon_afk> imagine cashing a check from "sperm glazed"
<Stacks> with the money they make I'd do it
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
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quoting urself is a lame move....
pure gold in a lot of posts though
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LOL OPERATIONS
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
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Wow, I just read through the whole thing and there was some really funny stuff. I also noticed that every quote from the new IRC channel isn't funny at all. Come on people, we need to post gold, don't rush the thread.
And I'm still undefeated at IRC pong...
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LOL OPERATIONS
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
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And for the triple post...I really miss Unclebuddy, Ake, and Estrop...
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Originally Posted by bigred
Come on people, we need to post gold, don't rush the thread.
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: Im opedipus bitch, the original balla.
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
<spoon_afk> watching vid
<spoon_afk> 2 dicks in a chick's ass at the same time
<spoon_afk> i wonder if they pay these girls via check
<spoon_afk> imagine cashing a check from "sperm glazed"
<Stacks> with the money they make I'd do it
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Well this is funny, but only because it is taken out of context and leaves out my defending statements. But hey, what can I say?? I like monies!
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Location: Nest of Douchebags
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It's ok I guess.
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The best part about this new thread is still people quoting themselves. It's hilarious in a sad way.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Warpe
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ninjamod!
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ninjamod? tribes 2 anybody?
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I'm allowed to quote myself because I'm the shit and euph is a short-stacker.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Administrator
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[12:43am] [dwarfman] fuck me Stacks
[12:43am] [dwarfman] i get what you mean about the big juicy nuts
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I damage threads that may actually benefit some posters
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<spoonitnow> if my mutant ability is avoiding being banned
<spoonitnow> then fnord's mutant ability is sniffing out anal sex in internet forums
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: IRC Chat Room
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I hate to keep quoting myself but I'm the only funny person in there.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
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lame
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Sep 2005
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<@eupho|gotsome> damn winrate is realizing
<@eupho|gotsome> i want my 12bb/100 back damnit!
<@eupho|gotsome> is realizing
<@eupho|gotsome> wtf does that mean
<@eupho|gotsome> is normalizing
<reDZill4`wtf> eupho|gotsome are you ever not full of yourself.
<reDZill4`wtf> every time i hear you speak its about how glorious you are
<reDZill4`wtf> is it to cover up the emotional scarring that todd brunson did to you?
<reDZill4`wtf> i can imagine getting raped by taht good of a player in the literal sense
<reDZill4`wtf> can really cause damage to ones ego
<reDZill4`wtf> however, by reminding everyone of your glory constnatly
<reDZill4`wtf> i assume it lessens the bite of the emotional repcrecussions
<reDZill4`wtf> god bless you and your perserverance
<reDZill4`wtf> to play the game
<reDZill4`wtf> that quite literally raped you.
<reDZill4`wtf> god's speed.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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