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Old 08-13-2005, 11:01 PM     Post subject: Official "that guy" comment thread #1 (permalink)  
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We all have 'em. What have you heard at the poker table?

XXKXX: u guys anr ur stupid bets
XXKXX: play the pot odds
XXKXX: there perfect


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Old 08-13-2005, 11:21 PM #2 (permalink)  
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 I posted this somewhere else but ill put it up here anyway

<Miffed> do the pot odds you noob. U cant call half your stack on 4 outs!!!
<randomnoob> shut up fat boy!!
<miffed> you know why im so fat? coz every time i shag ur mam she gives me a bag of crisps!
Now get back here and play with those winnings you git
<dealer> randomnoob has left the table. He has a gun and is going to kill his mom
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Old 08-13-2005, 11:26 PM #3 (permalink)  
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<Miffed> do the pot odds you noob. U cant call half your stack on 4 outs!!!
Why would you ever say this
TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
 
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Old 08-13-2005, 11:36 PM #4 (permalink)  
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 Bit of history.
Me and this guy didnt get along.
I kept calling his raises with crap and then betting at him hard when he missed which he didnt like.
but he got his own back (making me uttely mad and tilted) when i hit quads, yes quads on the turn, went all in and he called with a one outer straight flush draw which he hit. 1 out on the river .
Thats why when he called this one for half his stack again i said what i did. It was a different night and i always sit next to him becasue in the long run he gives me his cash, just those two freaked me out a touch as i was on a bad run of cards.
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Old 08-13-2005, 11:37 PM #5 (permalink)  

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Why would you ever say this
Agreed. I don't mind the ridiculous comments about losing, but when people start offering poker lessons by berating bad players... it makes me want to kick THEM off the table.

If no one made bad calls all day, who the hell is gonna pay you off?
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Old 08-13-2005, 11:39 PM #6 (permalink)  

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The right way:

Dealer: Player wins all your money with some random-ass draw.
Me: nh, thought I had ya.
Him: Thanks
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Old 08-13-2005, 11:43 PM #7 (permalink)  
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 hey take it easy
first and last time
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Old 08-13-2005, 11:51 PM #8 (permalink)  

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Wasn't necessarily talkin about you. You just reminded me of all the times i hear the 25NL pro's educating the fish.

No hate, trust me. Sorry to single ya out
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Old 08-14-2005, 12:43 AM #9 (permalink)  
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 Thanks.
I learnt my lesson anyway.
I do as suggested now by congratulating them mightly on their great play.
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Old 08-14-2005, 03:24 AM #10 (permalink)  
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<ME> Why play short stacked, why dont you reload!?
<LIVEBOON> why waste more money?
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Old 08-14-2005, 04:27 AM #11 (permalink)  
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In a recent limit tournament after an ace high flush beat a king high flush

OddsAgainstU: you owe me big for that gay flush
ZGOODY: why?
OddsAgainstU: you had the only card that could beat me
OddsAgainstU: lame
ZGOODY: yep,u played it lame
OddsAgainstU: so did you..
ZGOODY: how?
ZGOODY: i won big!!!
DJO3: OOOH!!!
OddsAgainstU: i'll get ya
ZGOODY: u had no cards to beat me then
ZGOODY: ha ha
ZGOODY: right

then actually the table became all happy again and made poker a fun, social game!
Dealer: Game #2333817301: CaliPlayer20 ties for pot (850) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Dealer: Game #2333817301: bencathers ties for pot (850) with a straight, Ten to Ace
CaliPlayer20: I didn't need the ten lol
bencathers: well that was fun
bencathers: yeah well i did
CaliPlayer20: LOL
bencathers: not everyone is as special!
Tammette: ben u got rather chatty and r cracking me up
Tammette: u r my new best friend at this table
bencathers: i actually started paying attention
Tammette: u want to be my best friend to cali?
Tammette: lol
CaliPlayer20: Yea
Tammette: okay u r on my list

more from this illustrious table:
Dealer: Game #2333888287: Makalaster wins pot (1850) with a pair of Fours
ZGOODY: wow
ZGOODY: lucky
ZGOODY: n1
Makalaster: you had best hand for 200 i had best hand for 600
Makalaster: ty
Tammette: aren't all hands lucky
Makalaster: im sure luckyyyyyyyyyy
ZGOODY: nope
Dancy: ON
ZGOODY: yes u were
Tammette: sure - it depends on where u r sitting
Dealer: bencathers has two pair, Aces and Deuces
Dealer: Tbags has two pair, Kings and Jacks
Dealer: Tbags finished the tournament in 256th place
Tbags [observer]: another scumbag gets there on this site lol
 
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Old 08-14-2005, 06:11 AM #12 (permalink)  
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I didn't save it but yesterday in a 3/6 LHE game at PokerRoom, some guy sits in and after about an orbit says something like, "Has it been like this for a while with all the preflop raises?? Statistics say the raiser only wins 40% of the time."

Oh thanks I'll cut that right out.
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Old 08-16-2005, 12:36 AM #13 (permalink)  
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bencathers: check raise!
bencathers: snaap
Dealer: bencathers has a straight, Deuce to Six
Dealer: JistTheFist has two pair, Tens and Threes
JistTheFist: wow
Dealer: Game #2347061503: bencathers wins pot (960) with a straight, Deuce to Six
JistTheFist: what a joke
bencathers: sweet flop
bencathers: thanks for capping
JistTheFist: ****ing idiot.... 2 6 and you call a raise
Dealer: My0Third0Eye, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
bencathers: yeah
My0Third0Eye: of course
bencathers: i hate defending my small blind
My0Third0Eye: that was a bb
bencathers: you know what?
bencathers: im going to fold my small blind every time you raise me
bencathers: bb
bencathers: sorry
Dealer: fletch714 has two pair, Kings and Nines
Dealer: darkstar2503 has a pair of Aces
Dealer: Game #2347070684: fletch714 wins pot (645) with two pair, Kings and Nines
JistTheFist: this site is such a joke
Clepto: why the whole site?
JistTheFist: suckouts like that happen non-stop
JistTheFist: on every table
JistTheFist: every hand
jflo2: cause these hands arent random
darkstar2503: it'll be ok, it all evens out
darkstar2503: they are too random, come on, if you believe that you shouldn't be playing on a site you think isn't random
Dealer: hny2do, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
JistTheFist: I know the hands aren't random....so why don't they make any were the better hand wins?
Dealer: hny2do has a pair of Fives
Dealer: fletch714 has a straight, Deuce to Six
Dealer: Game #2347081885: fletch714 wins pot (555) with a straight, Deuce to Six
darkstar2503: they win plenty

more from my new best friend:

Dealer: JistTheFist has a pair of Kings
JistTheFist: wow
Dealer: Game #2347153766: jflo2 wins pot (625) with a flush, King high
JistTheFist: I absolutely love this site
Clepto: here we go
JistTheFist: I really do
JistTheFist: I love it
bencathers: so your reasoning is
jflo2: ty for checking turn
bencathers: no matter what, AK should always beat 33?
JistTheFist: ty for being an idiot
Dealer: bencathers has a pair of Fives
Dealer: Game #2347159516: bencathers wins pot (100) with a pair of Fives
JistTheFist: no.... my reasoning is that 2-outers don't hit that often
jflo2: learn how to bet ur hand
bencathers: i had 4 two outers hit on me today
My0Third0Eye: 5 4 offsuit looks pretty idiotic
bencathers: happens
Dealer: bencathers has two pair, Aces and Deuces
Dealer: Tbags has two pair, Kings and Jacks
Dealer: Tbags finished the tournament in 256th place
Tbags [observer]: another scumbag gets there on this site lol
 
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Old 08-17-2005, 01:10 AM #15 (permalink)  
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At my 0.05/0.10 tables after an uber-fish just got busted(not by me)

Meamn you, whyd you have to go and bust the uber-fish for the rest of us....lol
Buster:lol
Some other guy:Lol...your sitting at a 0.05/0.10 table calling someone a fish?...and I bet this is your regular stakes.
Me:So then what are you doing playing 0.05/0.10 if its so pathetic...
Some other guy:Because I dont get paid til Friday......I lost my money at 2/4

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Old 08-17-2005, 09:03 AM #16 (permalink)  
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At my 0.05/0.10 tables after an uber-fish just got busted(not by me)

Meamn you, whyd you have to go and bust the uber-fish for the rest of us....lol
Buster:lol
Some other guy:Lol...your sitting at a 0.05/0.10 table calling someone a fish?...and I bet this is your regular stakes.
Me:So then what are you doing playing 0.05/0.10 if its so pathetic...
Some other guy:Because I dont get paid til Friday......I lost my money at 2/4

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Old 08-18-2005, 05:24 AM #17 (permalink)  
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I've posted this before. I'm sure it's burried deep somewhere on this site. But it's worth repeating.

<Them> (after losing the hand) You bet with that hand?
<Them>You didn't even have a good kicker.
<Me> What's a kicker?
I don't know what they have to say
It makes no difference anyway.
Whatever it is...
I'm against it.
 
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Old 08-19-2005, 11:05 PM #18 (permalink)  
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That guy: "This site is like crack, once you take a hit you can't stop"
That guy: "Deposit every day"

That guy: "I used to play right, but I lost so much money to people like me. So I decided to play like the people I lost my money to."
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Old 08-19-2005, 11:47 PM #19 (permalink)  
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Triptanes shows [ 7c, Ac ] two pairs, aces and nines.
Gene_Walz shows [ Ks, Kc ] two pairs, kings and nines.
Triptanes wins 7140 chips from the main pot with two pairs, aces and nines.
Player Gene_Walz finished in 32 place
Gene_Walz has left the table.
Gene_Walz: d0uchebags always prosper
Triptanes: ok bye
Triptanes: shhh im counting your chips
Gene_Walz: bye cum guzzler
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Old 08-20-2005, 02:17 AM #20 (permalink)  
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Please...more!
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Old 08-20-2005, 02:27 AM #21 (permalink)  
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TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
 
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Old 08-20-2005, 03:29 AM #22 (permalink)  
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wakeusn: i often wonder
Babbizon: party poker is
wakeusn: there is a site called "absolute power"
wakeusn: sorry, "absolute poker"
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Old 08-21-2005, 12:40 AM #23 (permalink)  
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lownutz: theres having the best hand and theres having the hand bodog lets win
lownutz: i always have the nuts before bodog messes with me

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Old 08-21-2005, 12:46 AM #24 (permalink)  
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after i just won a coinflip late in a tourney AJ vs his 88 AI preflop:

fish: nice suckout
me: ??
fish: nice 6-outer
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Old 08-21-2005, 01:38 AM #25 (permalink)  
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 <supernoob>how could you go all in on one pair?
<miffed> er perhaps becoz i was ahead
<random>you called it you fking dope with nothing!
<supernoob>but i only needed a heart or a 5 to win
<random> no you needed to fold think about what you were doing then go and get a life. Where did you learn poker, with your moma?
<supernoob>yeah.
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Old 08-21-2005, 09:03 PM #26 (permalink)  
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At a .1/.25 NL table, table captain is talking about all the fun he has playing 5/10 NL live.

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Old 08-21-2005, 09:44 PM #27 (permalink)  
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xxxx: When I RAISE, DONT CALL WITH T7s, YOU DAMN FISH

so our 6 max table folded to ALL of his bets/raises, while the game remained crazy loose, it was hilarious.
take your ego out of the equation and judge the situation dispassionately
 
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Old 08-22-2005, 01:22 AM #28 (permalink)  
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Quote:
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after i just won a coinflip late in a tourney AJ vs his 88 AI preflop:

fish: nice suckout
me: ??
fish: nice 6-outer
!!!

TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
 
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Old 08-22-2005, 02:09 AM #29 (permalink)  
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punkj246: pot limits don't count in no limit
punkj246: or pot odds
BobbySalami: lmao
Dealer: draftdad, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
BobbySalami: geuss Ill add you to my buddy list then
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Old 08-31-2005, 10:43 AM #31 (permalink)  
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HAHA presumably you just sat right back down when he said that eh dwarf.
"[This theory] is only useful for helping to calculate your luck odds. If you have a good read that you have a numerical advantage against your opponent, that your hand is "luckier"..."

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Old 08-31-2005, 11:19 AM #32 (permalink)  
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I have 67.. board is 589 with 2 hearts. i get AI with it against a flush draw.
turn is Q, river 2.. no heart.

xxxx: (not in the pot) Oh man what a suckout...
yyyy: ARGHH.. what the hell you idiot, you call with 7 high and river a staight on me. fk you.

me: yeh hard luck, you'll win next time, dont worry.

Later.. I flop nut flush, and it checks to the river.. where i overbet to look like a bluff

yyyy: haha the fish is bluffing
(yyyy raises to $30 and is AI)

me: mmm.. i still have outs.. difficult call, but i cant pass up this chance to suckout again.
villain goes AI
i call with a set (i have him owned)
i win pot
villain: **** this, this site is bullshit, ******* rigged, suck out ****
 
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Old 08-31-2005, 02:44 PM #33 (permalink)  
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I have 67.. board is 589 with 2 hearts. i get AI with it against a flush draw.
turn is Q, river 2.. no heart.

xxxx: (not in the pot) Oh man what a suckout...
yyyy: ARGHH.. what the hell you idiot, you call with 7 high and river a staight on me. fk you.

me: yeh hard luck, you'll win next time, dont worry.

Later.. I flop nut flush, and it checks to the river.. where i overbet to look like a bluff

yyyy: haha the fish is bluffing
(yyyy raises to $30 and is AI)

me: mmm.. i still have outs.. difficult call, but i cant pass up this chance to suckout again.
Miffed> yeah lets see you call this raise mate, 10bbs this time.
Mrdishy> Stop talking sputnik you freak. I'll kill you with anything.
Miffed>rofl. Ok
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Old 08-31-2005, 02:47 PM #34 (permalink)  
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haha.. i just had another one tonight... "dont bluff, its unfair"

i didnt say anything.. anyone have a good response for that?
villain goes AI
i call with a set (i have him owned)
i win pot
villain: **** this, this site is bullshit, ******* rigged, suck out ****
 
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Old 08-31-2005, 04:37 PM #35 (permalink)  
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haha.. i just had another one tonight... "dont bluff, its unfair"

i didnt say anything.. anyone have a good response for that?
I believe the only possible answer to that statement is: "So?"
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Old 08-31-2005, 05:04 PM #36 (permalink)  
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haha.. i just had another one tonight... "dont bluff, its unfair"
I beleive the response should be; "Is it fair that I am a better poker player than you?"
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 Here is a funny bit from the $10 R&A a couple night ago. I took out most of the hands just so you could see the converation


JETSAM3 said, "THANK YOU POKERSTARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
DavSimon said, "See Jet if you talk too much trash the software will seek its revenge and you will lose every flip"
scgolfer [observer] said, "could someone get him the waaaaamblance big crybaby"
JETSAM3 said, "**** OFF"
RATE615 [observer] said, "u want some s\cheese with that whine?"
JETSAM3 said, "WHOS TALKING TRASH IM JUST TELLING TRUTH ABOUT THIS WEBSITE I HATE THIS MUL A ****IN PLACE"
scgolfer [observer] said, "ever heard of stopping playing fishboy?"
JETSAM3 said, "I HAD THE BEST AGAIN WHEN I RAISED YOU STUPID IDIOT MUL"
sed76 [observer] said, "JETSAM you are soooo right POKERSTARS BLOWS ***"
sed76 [observer] said, "i quit playing here because of the crappy cards and suckouts"
scgolfer [observer] said, "bye bye"
scgolfer [observer] said, "\fishboy"
Seat 1: RollTide1992 showed [Td Qd] and won (10202) with a full house, Queens full of Threes
Seat 2: flop it now folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: JETSAM3 showed [7d 7h] and lost with two pair, Queens and Sevens
DavSimon said, "see software getting vengeance"
JETSAM3 [observer] said, "THANK YOU HOST AT POKERSTARS"
JETSAM3 [observer] said, "I LIKE TO HABVE MY HAMNDS AROUND YOUR THROAT"
DavSimon said, "I'm kinky....but not that kinky"
JETSAM3 [observer] said, "EMAIL THEM WITH THAT YOU STUPID SO"
RollTide1992 said, "i'm going broke...don't worry"
JETSAM3 [observer] said, "JUST KEEP PLAYING HERE AND POKERSTARS AND THE HOST WILL HAVE ALL YOUR MONEY"
RollTide1992 said, "lol"
JETSAM3 [observer] said, "YEAH YOU AND EVERY BODY ELSE THAT PLAYS HERE"
sed76 [observer] said, "you have to bribe support if you want to win these tourneys..."
RATE615 [observer] said, "cause it RIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGED"
RATE615 [observer] said, "fo sho"
sed76 [observer] said, "email them at support-bribe@pokerstars.com"
RATE615 [observer] said, "The Host will get it ALLLLLLLLLLL"
RATE615 [observer] said, "wtf is the Host?"


*********** # 185 **************
PokerStars Game #2455830025: Tournament #11805434, Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2005/08/30 - 00:55:04 (ET)
Table '11805434 100' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: RollTide1992 (24236 in chips)
Seat 2: flop it now (47866 in chips)
Seat 3: agrilus (12330 in chips)
Seat 4: RICKDRUST (34692 in chips)
Seat 5: spdono (37726 in chips)
Seat 6: UnKnownWon (27850 in chips)
Seat 7: Chronic23 (40086 in chips)
Seat 8: bigtimeitpro (16272 in chips)
Seat 9: DavSimon (14286 in chips)
RollTide1992: posts the ante 50
flop it now: posts the ante 50
agrilus: posts the ante 50
RICKDRUST: posts the ante 50
spdono: posts the ante 50
UnKnownWon: posts the ante 50
Chronic23: posts the ante 50
bigtimeitpro: posts the ante 50
DavSimon: posts the ante 50
agrilus: posts small blind 400
RICKDRUST: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DavSimon [Qc Kh]
spdono: folds
UnKnownWon: folds
Chronic23: calls 800
bigtimeitpro: folds
DavSimon: raises 13436 to 14236 and is all-in
RollTide1992: folds
flop it now: calls 14236
agrilus: folds
RICKDRUST: folds
Chronic23: folds
*** FLOP *** [5d Kc Kd]
*** TURN *** [5d Kc Kd] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [5d Kc Kd 6c] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DavSimon: shows [Qc Kh] (three of a kind, Kings)
flop it now: shows [9c 9h] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
DavSimon collected 30922 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 30922 | Rake 0
Board [5d Kc Kd 6c Js]
Seat 1: RollTide1992 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: flop it now (button) showed [9c 9h] and lost with two pair, Kings and Nines
Seat 3: agrilus (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: RICKDRUST (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: spdono folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: UnKnownWon folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Chronic23 folded before Flop
Seat 8: bigtimeitpro folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: DavSimon showed [Qc Kh] and won (30922) with three of a kind, Kings


RollTide1992 said, "sets flopping everywhere"
woody350ep [observer] said, "go dave go"
DavSimon said, "See I bribed "THE HOST""
woody350ep [observer] said, "haha"
woody350ep [observer] said, "yeah"
RATE615 [observer] said, "nice"
RATE615 [observer] said, "I heard the host is Barry Greenstein"
sed76 [observer] said, "no way it is Ryan Seacrest"
sed76 [observer] said, "how else could cra.p this gay happen?"
RATE615 [observer] said, "Its Hillary Duff obv"
RollTide1992 said, "nh"
RATE615 [observer] said, "yo Dav"
DavSimon said, "yes"
RATE615 [observer] said, "now u can doulbe up unknown"
DavSimon said, "I will do my best....since I promised and all"
DavSimon said, "Ooops…well he’s gone THE HOST finally got tired of his mouth"


{edited by gabe to make the thread easier to read}
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Old 09-01-2005, 01:08 AM #38 (permalink)  
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Cookie028: a tip for u guys dont go a raise on aa u get stuffed
poppyj: lol
Dinghy (me): i don't believe that
Dinghy: AA always wins
poppyj: oh no it dosnt
Cookie028: no it doesnt i have been stuffed on the last game with aa against 2 kings and 2 kings came on the flop
Dinghy: always..............can't be beaten
poppyj: utter rubbish
Dinghy: pmsl
poppyj: your becoming a pain scipio
Cookie028: thanks poppy u know wot i am on about
poppyj: yes I do
Dinghy: lol
Dinghy: it hurts
poppyj: someone take him on
poppyj: yes
poppyj: nice on Cookie
poppyj: one
Cookie028: cheers poppy
poppyj: not got a good enough hand
Cookie028: wasnt throwing k 10 suited away
Dinghy: hell no
poppyj: damn
Cookie028: should of called him i would of won with a jack flush but only had a 2 with it
poppyj: shame
Cookie028: next time though
poppyj: pain in the butt when people go all in every hand
Cookie028: some one always gets caught out though
Cookie028: go get them poppy
poppyj: damn “he had q8o”
Cookie028: ul
Cookie028: should of stayed poppy i had a 3 of hearts
poppyj: ul
poppyj: but glad u didnt
Cookie028: cant call for one more card
poppyj: sometimes it works sometimes not
Cookie028: i know u cud kick your self afterwards coz u know it would of come
poppyj: yes drive u mad
Cookie028: its wot u call sick bag
poppyj: lol
Cookie028: where in the uk do u live poppy
poppyj: vn pokeresse
poppyj: Nottingham
poppyj: where is home
Cookie028: hull
poppyj: I have a friend lives that way
Cookie028: where abouts
poppyj: North Cave
Cookie028: about 5miles away i am in hessle
Cookie028: near the humber bridge
poppyj: yes
poppyj: I go up there to see her sometimes
Cookie028: how old are u if u dont mind me asking
poppyj: old
poppyj: lol
Cookie028: go on then lets us in the secret
Cookie028: sh1t folded j 10
poppyj: 54
Cookie028: i'm 36
Cookie028: do u just play on the net or at clubs aswell
poppyj: just on the net
Cookie028: its fun playing live at casinos
Cookie028: go poppy get the chips
poppyj: spend a lot of money that way though
poppyj: got em
poppyj: lol
Cookie028: u just have to be careful how much u spend
poppyj: trouble is I think what the heck at the time and then afterwards realise how much I have spent
Dinghy: does spent = lost
poppyj: we are going on a boat trip with a casino on board so thT SHOULD BE FUN
poppyj: yes lost
Cookie028: when do u go
poppyj: not sure of the date October sometime

Had to share this one with you's -
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kokos : why u call with this ?
MannerBoy : u was betting weak and i had gutshot...
kokos : yea right .. chasing 1 out ?
MannerBoy : no , gutshot 4 outs
kokos : 1 out
MannerBoy : 4 outs
kokos : 1 OUT
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I fold A6o from mid-position and at the river i would have make a full house , so i wait until the hand played and then i say :

MannerBoy : heh , i fold A6
bkoulieris : U FOLD AN ACE ???
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IRunPS: you make fun of me and you call 18000 with 2 overs and no draw
IRunPS: so shut the **** up or ill ****ing gut you
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some conversation i witnessed tonight

"you call a 5BB raise with 92?"
"yeh, its rigged, you win with those kind of hands, where as AK QQ are big loses"

"thats bullshit that your 92 can out draw my ak like that, your so lucky, you are such a bad player"

me (thinking): "says the guy who smooth calls 1/5 pot bets all the way with TPTK while theres flush and straight draws on the board"

me, (actually saying) : "you both played it like shit, get over it sand start throwing money at me"

they tell me to mind my own business and that i'm stupid and will probably pay them soon.

did i destack one of them a few hands later?? i think i did.
villain goes AI
i call with a set (i have him owned)
i win pot
villain: **** this, this site is bullshit, ******* rigged, suck out ****
 
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jonfella: u must be dislexic
jonfella: bcuz ur reads are backwards
dwarfman: you must be dyslexic, you can't spell dyslexic
jonfella: u must have no friends
jonfella: bcuz u read the dictionary for fun
dwarfman: i enjoy reading the dictionary
dwarfman: don't diss
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you can criticize the man, but this is a good line:

jonfella: u must be dislexic
jonfella: bcuz ur reads are backwards
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
you can criticize the man, but this is a good line:

jonfella: u must be dislexic
jonfella: bcuz ur reads are backwards
chardrian: u must be a palindrome
chardrian: cuz everyone reads you the same way backwards and forwards
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Heffay45: more hands seen, more chance to make a big one
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This one was after the villian slow played his AA and allowed me to draw my straight:

XX: Idiot! You played with that?!
Me: You let me play
XX: At least if you grew tits I could blame your stupidity on something. Go fuck your ass!

nice of him to give me $$ at least
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Saw this at the the stars 2000NL.. the guys buying in for the minimum, losing it and buying again..
He's min raising preflop, min betting the flop and generally playing like a complete fish

He just raised AI with A/10 on board Q 10 8 2 6, and after a big think the other guy called with JJ.

GSlater1981: omg
GSlater1981:OOOOOOMG
GSlater1981:HOW IN THE HELL DID U CALL
GSlater1981:I GOTTA QUIT PLAYING
GSlater1981:PPL MAKE BAD CALLS ALL DAY LONG
GSlater1981:I SURE DONT CALL THERE
GSlater1981:FOR $500
arulx: I'm not as good as you
arulx: You're just unlucky
GSlater1981: NO UR JUST A SORRY POKER PLAYER

(a bit later)

Grandiose: im thinking you are a donkey
Grandiose: with no money
GSlater1981: your absolutely correct
GSlater1981: lost 2800 30/60 tonight
villain goes AI
i call with a set (i have him owned)
i win pot
villain: **** this, this site is bullshit, ******* rigged, suck out ****
 
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ty24z: you get a grand by smart money management, when people make XXXXty calls and suckout on you like they have been
me, its time to call it a day. Poker is streaky. I'm not going to sit here and lose to suckout after suckout.
take your ego out of the equation and judge the situation dispassionately
 
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I just felt like digging up this thread again. (It's fucked up, the guy with the wiiide post please FYP. )

Dealer: khunter goes all in $1125.00
Dealer: sandstorm goes all in $595.00
Dealer: khunter shows High Card, Jack
Dealer: sandstorm shows a Flush (ace high, on a non-paired board)

khunter: good call
>3

this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
 
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