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sarbox68
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10-15-2009, 10:35 PM
Post subject: OFFICIAL "Apparently I'm a racist" thread
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"NEW ORLEANS – A Louisiana justice of the peace said he refused to issue a marriage license to an interracial couple out of concern for any children the couple might have. Keith Bardwell, justice of the peace in Tangipahoa Parish, says it is his experience that most interracial marriages do not last long.
"I'm not a racist. I just don't believe in mixing the races that way," Bardwell told the Associated Press on Thursday. "I have piles and piles of black friends. They come to my home, I marry them, they use my bathroom. I treat them just like everyone else.""
Wow... I rarely if ever have even one pile of black friends in my bathroom.
Imagine that. A racist for all these years and I never knew it...
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BankItDrew
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Blacks shouldn't marry other Blacks... let alone White people.
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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seriously! Just look at the color of their skin. If God loved them, they'd be born white. White and American. I'm kinda tan, but I'm praying really hard to lighten up...
yah, on a serious note. It's all just dirt off my shoulders as this point. We're the next (currentish) generation and we know better. Just gotta hope our kids one up us in the long succession of humans actually figuring ourselves out.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
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Precisely.
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ducks are racist
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WillburForce
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Originally Posted by UG
ducks are racist
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hahahhahaha
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sarbox68
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Originally Posted by WillburForce
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Originally Posted by UG
ducks are racist
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hahahhahaha |
lolblackduckpimpaments
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I know that I have unconscious racist tendencies, like staying away from black males that I don't know when possible, and locking my car doors when I see a black guy walking on the sidewalk when I'm at a red light.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
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sarbox68
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
I know that I have unconscious racist tendencies, like staying away from black males that I don't know when possible, and locking my car doors when I see a black guy walking on the sidewalk when I'm at a red light.
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That's not racist. You just know that they will steal your sh!t.
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Lol my gf gave this large "scary" looking black guy a fearful glare in the hallway today in my music school, and I was like "Honey, that's DeMarco Murray."
All joking aside, I fucking hate niggers.
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Ich grolle nicht...
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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so stupid, i wonder if this judgmental fucktard also doesn't support gay marriage but let's them chill in his wreck room.
i don't believe in mixing races that way! i wonder if he would also support separate but equal.
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Originally Posted by Illfavor
Lol my gf gave this large "scary" looking black guy a fearful glare in the hallway today in my music school, and I was like "Honey, that's DeMarco Murray."
All joking aside, I fucking hate niggers.
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I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I FUCKING KNEW IT I KNEW YOU WERE FUCKING A WHITE BITCH
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by Illfavor
Lol my gf gave this large "scary" looking black guy a fearful glare in the hallway today in my music school, and I was like "Honey, that's DeMarco Murray."
All joking aside, I fucking hate niggers.
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I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I FUCKING KNEW IT I KNEW YOU WERE FUCKING A WHITE BITCH |
No shit. I am a lot of things, but a hypocrite is not one of them.
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Rush Limbaugh: What? I'm a racist? I wanted to own a team with piles of black men. They could have used my bathroom, or married my wife! We could have been friends!
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here? 
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sarbox68
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Originally Posted by Ragnar4
Rush Limbaugh: What? I'm a racist? I wanted to own a team with piles of black men. They could have used my bathroom, or married my wife! We could have been friends!
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No no no no no...! You have the order all wrong...
You have to bring them home, marry them and THEN they can use your bathroom.
dumbass
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