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Old 05-08-2007, 01:32 AM     Post subject: Offical tell us why your roommate sucks thread #1 (permalink)  
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-Super redneck
-Cheap asshole
-Steals food
-Steals beer
-Bogarts his own beer
-If you take one of his beers, he'll just replace it with someone else's
-Is terrible to his gf
-"Baby put your clothes on, we're going to walmart"
-screwed on my couch
-carves shit in my couch
-doesn't attend classes, sleeps all day and drinks all night
-is an idiot with money when he has it which directly costs everyone else since he's a mooch
-pisses with the door open
-is basically naked until 6 pm every day
-broke my wii and tried to hide it
-broke my hookah (ceramic top $10 to replace) and agreed to replace it but never did.
-is basically an idiot


Obviously just found out he stained my couch 2 days after I get home so it's gone from him being just my roommate to being the focus of all my worldly hatred. Do me one better.

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Old 05-08-2007, 01:37 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 05-08-2007, 01:38 AM #3 (permalink)  
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My roomate has had some family member live with him since the day he moved in. His brother for a year or two, since then its been his sister.

I think they share a bed too?

I came home yesterday and his like 80 year old grandmother was asleep on our couch.

But he's a good guy and it doesnt bother me. they dont steal my food or beer.
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you have some bad luck w/ roommates rilla

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 - When I wake up in the morning there is pee on the toliet seat. Almost every morning
- Everytime he shaves there is hair all over the sink
- He stacks dishes on the counter because it's more efficient to only open the dishwasher once
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:45 AM #7 (permalink)  
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-cables in my name, we have 5 rooms of cable, 2 HDDVRs, also we have internets. I have to heckle people to get my money, yet they use the internet plenty and def watch WAY more tv than me.

-both have thier girlfreinds living with them, so the tvs with the dvrs are being watched by them more often than not.

-dont actively clean up after themselves. Will use a pot, and then not wash it for a week, then do a load of dishes thinking that they cleaned up after themselves. But what if I need to use that pot during that week? Then I have to wash a pot twice to use it once.

-generally stupid people, sadly the stupidest is probably the one related to me.

-they are gluttons, esp when it comes to alcohol. I dont drink all that much, but will occasionally buy a 6 or 12 pack of some random good beer because I have a taste for it. I also buy wine to cook with and despite me telling them I buy it took cook with so if htey want wine to buy thier own, they drink it.

-they are shallow boring people.

-they are really bad with money, yet my brother in particular has the nerve to call me cheap.

-they had some people over and ordered the fight the other night. Im cool with thier freinds and we all hang out alot, ofc I come out my room and watch the fight. The thing is, cable bill is in m yname and Im pretty sure they ordered it with the remote. No one said a thing or offered to give me any money.


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Old 05-08-2007, 04:08 AM #8 (permalink)  
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Personally I'm an ok roomate.

Our place is an apartment, four bedrooms that we each pay for individually with separate leases and then a common livingroom kitchen washer/dryer etc etc.

My room is a fucking mess. Always. I'm well aware of this, I own way too much shit and I'm lazy. Theres a good one foot thick layer of clothes on the floor at all times. But I absolutely do NOT leave shit in the common rooms. I'm a lazy slob, but a considerate lazy slob.My roomate, the same one mentioned before, is the opposite. His room is fucking SPOTLESS but he'll go weeks without putting a dish in the dishwasher, just leave it in the sink. I think its part of his upbringing (hes black and his mother is southern-black-hella-strict-momma so im sure she made him keep his shit spotless but she always took care of the kitchen) where as my upbringing is the opposite - i grew up you could live in whatever the hell mess you wanted but you'd get the crap kicked outta ya if you left a mess in a common area.

Just thought that was interesting.


My room is odd. It'd be spotless if I did laundry, but I have some mental aversion to it. I seriously own enough clothes for atleast two months just because I dont like doing laundry. But then of course it just sits somewhere because where do you put a months worth of dirty clothes? No laundry hamper big enough.

I'm going to be moving to a new place in about a month, so im in the process of cleaning my room up anyway. I should concentrate on getting rid of clothes so i just wont have any to pile up.

How many shirts / pants do you think a normal guy should own? Im thinking if I could cut it so that my entire daily-use-wardrobe (minus shit like underwear/socks/sweaters/jackets etc) could fit in maybe two loads of laundry I'd be happy. Maybe 3? I dunno. Help me out here.

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I think I might have posted here about my room mate problem I had a few monthes ago. Basically to sum it up it was some random I found on Craigs list. Here we go.


-let me get my ass jumped by 3 people who robbed me and did nothing, not even try to break it up, not even head down to the party 4 houses away to get help. I did not see him for 4 days after this.

-dirty as hell, consistently left dirty socks on the kitchen counter

-shysty ass motha fucka when it comes to him using my stuff

-acted like a little kid, always asking me how to do things, it got slightly annoying after a while

-his bedrooms stench was so overwhelming and bad i would never poke my head in there

-his friends were all fucking weird

-never was up front about anything between us always let stuff kinda slide by, basically communication was horrible
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Old 05-08-2007, 05:23 AM #10 (permalink)  
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Old 05-08-2007, 12:29 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 05-08-2007, 12:30 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Maybe I'm just difficult to get along with?!?!?!

New thread, AM I THE BAD ROOMMATE?!

-My room sometimes falls into a sick mess
-I dont always do the dishes
-I wake up early in the morning and bother people who passed out on the couch
-I smoke my hookah daily
-I binge drink constantly and can be annoying to the sobers
-I buy that spray that makes the place smell like cookies and tell them I ate em all already.
-I complain about my roommates all the time

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Old 05-08-2007, 12:37 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Also funny story about that pic in that thread. It destroyed 3 hard drives (Mine and two others) and no longer exists.

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Old 05-08-2007, 12:44 PM #14 (permalink)  
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-I buy that spray that makes the place smell like cookies and tell them I ate em all already.
wait, for serious?


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my roommate sucks because he is on ftr/playing poker all day
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 i get lonely b/c i don't have a roommate
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hes massimo's brabbit

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oh

so anyways.. I always thought it was "boguard" Like bein stingy, throwin some bows, guardin your goods.
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it easily could be. I've never seen it spelled out. And it wouldn't be the first time I've heard something different.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bogart

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I had a russian roommate who used to keep his underwear in one of those cookie tins with the windmill on the front.

He never did laundry and only took a shower once a week.

I think he thought the cookie tin magically cleaned his underwear, cuz he rotated them regularly but he never washed them.

I would always open the window to try and air the stench out, and he would always close it back up.

He would throw darts at you if you called him Boris - and we always called him Boris.
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