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Old 04-22-2005, 04:23 AM     Post subject: Offical IRC quotes thread. #1 (permalink)  
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<BigRed> IM NOT GAY
<BigRed> LETS GO FIX SOME CARS

<heyguyswhatsup> how old are you 9 years old
<vqchuang> 10 bitch!

Credit is due to Boost for planting the seed for this idea.

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Old 04-22-2005, 11:27 PM #2 (permalink)  
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* dwarfman sets mode: +v a500lbgorilla
<a500lbgorilla> I LIKE THE FEEL OF LITTLE BOYS PAJAMA PANTS
<a500lbgorilla> ... SHIT

Must keep thread going! It's offical!

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Old 04-22-2005, 11:56 PM #3 (permalink)  
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<Estrop> I'll never understand these kicking wars
* Estrop was kicked by scgolfer (Estrop)

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Old 04-23-2005, 05:40 AM #4 (permalink)  
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<Fnord> Running well 'rilla?
...
(I was watching the Matrix on my second screen and didn't respond for awhile)
...
<TylerK> Rilla said to tell you he's not talking to you anymore.
<TylerK> also, he's gay.
<TylerK> he said to tell everyone that.

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Old 04-23-2005, 03:01 PM #5 (permalink)  
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<allLiving> geeze
<boostNslide> cuz those games suck?
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Old 04-23-2005, 10:11 PM #7 (permalink)  
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<cantlosefastenough> hi
<a500lbgorilla> hi
<dwarfman> ih
<dwarfman> errr
<dwarfman> *hi
<a500lbgorilla> How do you typo "ih"?!
<a500lbgorilla> FUCKL!

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Old 04-23-2005, 10:20 PM #8 (permalink)  
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<dwarfman> Knock Knock.
<a500lbgorilla> Who's there?
<dwarfman> Nicholas.
<a500lbgorilla> Oh, hey Nicholas. Come on in for a drink.
<a500lbgorilla> Good joke.

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Old 04-23-2005, 10:22 PM #9 (permalink)  
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* boostNslide has left #flopturnriver
* boostNslide has joined #flopturnriver
* ChanServ sets mode: +v boostNslide
* dwarfman sets mode: -v boostNslide
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* ChanServ sets mode: +v boostNslide
* dwarfman sets mode: -v boostNslide
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* ChanServ sets mode: +v boostNslide
* dwarfman sets mode: -v boostNslide
* boostNslide has quit IRC (Signed off)
* dwarfman sets mode: -m
* Radashack sets mode: +m
* Radashack sets mode: -o dwarfman
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...

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Old 04-23-2005, 10:53 PM #10 (permalink)  
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<sndp> take it easy folks
<a500lbgorilla> DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!
<boostNslide> rilla, thats what I told timmy, the little boy that lives in my ear, but then he made me hurt myself..
<a500lbgorilla> LOL
<boostNslide> he makes me do mean things.

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Old 04-24-2005, 12:18 AM #11 (permalink)  
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<dwarfman> i have a mosquito bite on my penis
<Michael1123> ..............
<a500lbgorilla> WTF!
<dwarfman> it itches so much i have to masturbate like 30 times a day
<a500lbgorilla> SUAJSKBSFJ
<Michael1123> KICK HIM NOW
<a500lbgorilla> SHUT UP

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Old 04-24-2005, 12:48 AM #12 (permalink)  
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<RadaShark> 3 parts humour
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<boostNslide> are you gay?
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Old 04-24-2005, 01:07 AM #13 (permalink)  
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<vqchuang> wooo i get another quote in the IRC thread
<vqchuang> its wat iv always wanted
<a500lbgorilla> Truely, you're enjoying life at its fullest.
<gabe1> yay
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Old 04-24-2005, 01:11 AM #15 (permalink)  
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<gabe1> a500lbgorilla!!
<gabe1> STOP EDITING MY POST
<gabe1> YOUR LINE WASNT EVEN FUNNY
<a500lbgorilla> I ADDED IT SO YOUR LINE COULD BE THERE
<gabe1> YOU CANT EDIT FUNNY INTO MY POSTS
<a500lbgorilla> I CAN ONLY EDIT DUMB OUT OF YOUR POST
<gabe1> ALL I SAID WAS YAY
<a500lbgorilla> THE YAY MADE THE ENTIRE QUOTE!
<gabe1> LIARRR!
<a500lbgorilla> FATTTTY!
<a500lbgorilla> SORRY, I STUDDER.
<gabe1> MORE LIKE
<gabe1> SHUDDER
<a500lbgorilla> SHUDDER ALL THE LADIES CLOTHES OFF!

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Old 04-24-2005, 10:26 PM #16 (permalink)  
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<dwarfman> ok
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<dwarfman> now you do it
<Estrop> ok
<Estrop> WOAAHH
<Estrop> feels good
<dwarfman> rofl
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Old 04-25-2005, 04:50 AM #17 (permalink)  
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Old 04-25-2005, 05:51 AM #18 (permalink)  
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Old 04-25-2005, 06:40 AM #19 (permalink)  
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<Radashack> I am god of live poker
<a500lbgorilla> You am not god of english.

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Old 04-25-2005, 07:23 AM #20 (permalink)  
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Old 04-25-2005, 08:31 AM #21 (permalink)  
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<boostNslide> I wanna abuse the back of orlovs throat..
<boostNslide> err.. wtf?
<iwa`> with what
<boostNslide> did I say that outloud?
<Radashack> umm
<Radashack> wow
<Radashack> FTR porn
<Radashack> thats going in the thread
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Old 04-25-2005, 10:03 AM #24 (permalink)  
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<boostNslide> my girl would be hot..
<boostNslide> but I beat her a bit much..
<iwa`> ...
<vqchuang|working> ur penis is a chick?
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Old 04-25-2005, 04:24 PM #25 (permalink)  
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Old 04-25-2005, 05:39 PM #26 (permalink)  
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* dwarfman hard
* a500lbgorilla repulsed.
* ake hugs everybody

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Old 04-25-2005, 05:50 PM #27 (permalink)  
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<dwarfman> he said 'texas holdem'
<dwarfman> *sigh*, fish
<pingviini> whats his sn
<pingviini> my br is a little short
<laeelin> whats his PP name?
<dwarfman> no taking my brother's money
<pingviini> me me me me
<dwarfman> neither of you, silly sharks
<pingviini> oooooh someone called me a shark!
<pingviini> first time ever!
<dwarfman> i called laeelin a shark

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Old 04-25-2005, 06:33 PM #28 (permalink)  
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<DNuts> where the hell is scgolfer during the insanely small period that you would actually want to talk to him

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Old 04-25-2005, 06:55 PM #29 (permalink)  
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 [14:54] <dwarfman> what's the command BigRed
[14:54] <BigRed> I'm going to go clean my room.
[14:54] <Estrop> set it so.. when someone kicks you.. it kicks them?
[14:54] <dwarfman> not that i'll use it on you or anything
[14:54] <BigRed> you type /wouldn'tyouliketoknow
[14:54] <Estrop> Sly
[14:54] <dwarfman> WOULDN'TYOULIKETOKNOW Unknown command
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[14:54] <dwarfman> were you lying?
[14:54] <BigRed> WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW!!!
[14:54] <dwarfman> oh
[14:54] <dwarfman> haha
[14:54] <dwarfman> i get it
[14:55] <dwarfman> good one
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Old 04-25-2005, 10:06 PM #31 (permalink)  
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<DNuts> lofty goals
<DNuts> i hope it works out for you
<boostNslide> shallow goals are easily met, and easily forgotten.
<DNuts> you have some depth for an immature little fuck
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 [18:14] <BigRed> hmmm
[18:14] <BigRed> got that veal parm sandwich in the frigde
[18:14] <BigRed> mmm tortured baby cow
[18:14] <ihategnomes> you baby dear killer
[18:14] <ihategnomes> err
[18:14] <ihategnomes> cow
[18:14] <BigRed> LOLOL
[18:14] <BigRed> SIG'd
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<BigRed> perhaps i'll let you take rilla out on a date
<boostNslide> ..
<boostNslide> for payment?
<BigRed> indeed
<boostNslide> he give good head?
<BigRed> the best
<boostNslide> sounds like a deal..
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Old 04-25-2005, 11:03 PM #34 (permalink)  
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<BigRed> the whole bleeding thing is kinda annoying
<ake> it does sound painful
<a500lbgorilla> Get some salt.
<a500lbgorilla> Salt helps bleeding.

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Old 04-25-2005, 11:09 PM #35 (permalink)  
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<ville18> !8 ake < ville
<ChanServ> ville18: Absolutely not.
<pkr|readytokill> lol
<ville18> FU!
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<ville18> rigged

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Old 04-26-2005, 12:07 AM #36 (permalink)  
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This one is from a long time ago.

<Toasty> I've gotta go to this duckfor tomorrow.
<a500lbgorilla> What's a "duckfor"?
<a500lbgorilla> ...
<Toasty> Quack Quack Quack!

From the long, long ago. In the before time.

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Old 04-26-2005, 12:35 AM #37 (permalink)  
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<a5OOlbgorilla> But we cant like you very much when we're not sexx0rizing!
<a500lbgorilla> sex0rizing*
<a5OOlbgorilla> My bad.

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Old 04-26-2005, 12:38 AM #38 (permalink)  
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<a500lbgorilla> Hi
<a500Ibgorilla> hi
<a5OOlbgorilla> Hola
<a5OOlbgorilla> You are looking mighty attractive today.
<a500lbgorilIa> I know
<a500Ibgorilla> as are you.
<a5OOlbgorilla> Why thank you!
<a500Ibgorilla> no problem
<a500lbgorilla> Hi
<a5OOlbgorilla> Hi again

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You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 04-26-2005, 12:42 AM #39 (permalink)  
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* a500Ibgorilla was kicked by BigRed (dd)
<a5OOlbgorilla> Ah!
<a5OOlbgorilla> No!
<a5OOlbgorilla> My better half!

*We had 5 a500lbgorillas in there at some point.

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Old 04-26-2005, 12:44 AM #40 (permalink)  
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* boost has joined #flopturnriver
* ChanServ sets mode: +v boost
<boost> ahh better
<boost> now someone ban the imposter!
<boostNslide> ...

<boostNslide> lol
<boostNslide> hahaha
<boostNslide> rofl
<boostNslide> ...
<boostNslide> JESUS CHRIST
<boostNslide> FUCKING FISH
<boostNslide> ..
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Old 04-26-2005, 12:51 AM #41 (permalink)  
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 [20:48] <BigRed> i figured out how to kick people without having ops, if you type /quit their name it will kick them, so if u wanted to kick me you'd type /quit bigred
[20:48] <COOKERRR> /quit BigRed
[20:48] <ake> /quit bigred
[20:48] <COOKERRR>
[20:48] <ake> damnit
[20:48] * NewJack has quit IRC (Quit: bigred)
[20:49] <BigRed> hahahahaha
[20:49] <BigRed> i win
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<a500lbgorilla> Ban dwarfman.
<dwarfman> ok
* dwarfman was kicked by dwarfman (dwarfman)
<a500lbgorilla> Obedient.
<DNuts> lol
<red`hw> !ban dwarfman
* ChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@host81-129-157-217.range81-129.btcentralplus.com

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<red`hw> what about the one with the $ sign
<red`hw> it's an ambiguous smiley
<red`hw> it could mean "im going to kill myself by eating ice cream until i die" face
<red`hw> you're going to be gay and put this on ftr aren't you
<red`hw> YOU FATTY
<a500lbgorilla> Noooo... [Yes]

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<boostNslide> someone ban red.
<red`hw> D:
* red`hw sets mode: +b *!*@cpe-69-202-69-53.twcny.res.rr.com
* red`hw was kicked by red`hw (red`hw)
<a500lbgorilla> So...
<a500lbgorilla> How do we get him back?
<boostNslide> why would you want him back?
<a500lbgorilla> Touche

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* a500lbgorilla peers quizically at Dnuts.
<a500lbgorilla> You're funny...
<DNuts> dude, you can't even speel quizically let alone stare like it

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 * iwasakib` votes boostNslide isn't funny, all in favor say aye
<vqchuang|working> abstain!
<a500lbgorilla> Which vote highlights how much of an asshole iwa is?
<a500lbgorilla> I think it's "nay."
<a500lbgorilla> I'll vote nay.

[23:14] <Ripptyde> hey so did I tell you guys....the other day i went to Kentucky Fried Chicken and totally scarfed out.......and damned if my farts didnt smell like original recipe'
[23:14] <pokerfanatic> LOL
[23:14] <Ripptyde> it was trippy
[23:19] <Ripptyde> i farted and my girlfriend is like 'marty did you eat at KFC last night?"....Im like yea
[23:19] <Ripptyde> lol @ 11 herbs and spices flatulence
[23:20] <Ripptyde> the colonel would be proud
[23:20] <gutshot_> i imagine the colonel is rolling over in his grave right now at the mere existence of this conversation
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<gutshot_> if you like eating, i highly recommend a vacation on a cruise ship.
<gutshot_> i gained like 7 lbs last week and i was shitting 3 times a day.
<gutshot_> it was glorious.

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These are in ring games when eveyrone in IRC was watching Michael because he won a 15k pot, and 5 minutes after that won another 5k ...
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<vaks> hmm i lost my ops somehow :*(
<dwarfman> it wasn't anything to do with me
<dwarfman> so don't even let that cross your mind
<vaks> you liar
<vaks> give it back
* dwarfman sets mode: +o vaks
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<dwarfman> ChanServ hates you
<vaks> hmm
<vaks> one second
<vaks> now try
<vaks> i talked to chanserv
* dwarfman sets mode: +o vaks
<dwarfman> how'd you do that?
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<vaks> wtf
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