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Tiresman
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08-07-2009, 04:13 PM
Post subject: Obnoxious Kid
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Two Pair
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Florida
Posts: 36
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I was at a poker game at my buddies home, having a great time until his obnoxious 12-year-old son started disrupting things by going around, telling player's cards, making noise, and being a general nuisance. The father is about to discipline him when an uncle of the family says, "Let me handle this."
The uncle takes the boy in another room and much to our surprise, we don't see the kid the rest of the night. My buddy says to the uncle, "I really appreciate what you did, what did you say to him?"
The uncle says, "I really didn't say anything, I just showed him how to masturbate."
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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Duh-dum-ching!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: The Loser's Lounge
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Did you win?
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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JKDS
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Full House
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Chandler, AZ
Posts: 1,024
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but how much did you lose?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
But no, jkds is lolvillager and anyone who wants to string him up is sighbad.
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: IRC Chat Room
Posts: 5,406
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3 spades
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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OP
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Straight
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Iso'ing Iso's
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4 spades
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Looming
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 10
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Whether that's a true story or not that's fucking hilarious. I actually just laughed out loud reading that.
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