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05-18-2010, 12:16 AM
Post subject: NSFW If you were stuck on an island...
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and you had to chose 1 girl and 1 food to have there for the rest of your life what would they be?
I was asked this a while ago and it took me about an hour to decide between like 4 women. Finally I came to the conclusion and this is what my answers are...
Chipotle
Bar Refaeli
And in conclusion a story: the last time I was in Vegas I was very intoxicated and asked this question to a security guard in a casino and his response was "Your mom, and whatever she cooks best."
{Title edited for the land lubbers - Arrrrr'500lbgorilla}
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Oranges and Jessica Alba. Half-time orange wedges during football matches taught me there is no better source for quick energy. And Jessica Alba's body taught me there's nothing better than Jessica Alba's body.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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kiwiMark
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Cornchips and Scarlet Johansson
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blake86
Chipotle
Bar Refaeli
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Too bad she'll be constantly and thoroughly disgusted by your chronic diarrhea or you might have a chance.
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a500lbgorilla
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Too bad she'll be constantly and thoroughly disgusted by your chronic diarrhea or you might have a chance.
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Yes, but to her every man in the world has chronic diarrhea. She'll deal.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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wufwugy
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ez game
ez ez ez game
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I think that pictures of both should be mandatory for this thread.
Giordano's Pizza
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Dish_Pizza.jpg
Olga Kurylenko
http://rianai.com/wp-content/uploads...urylenko_6.jpg
Pics are wtf massive so I'm not posting them with the html script.
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[00:29] <daven> dc, why not check turn behind
[00:30] <DC> daven
[00:30] <DC> on my hand?
[00:30] <daven> yep
[00:30] <DC> because I am drunk
[00:30] <daven> nice reason
[00:30] <daven> no further questions
[00:30] <yaawn> ^^Lol
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flomo
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can eat the girl? or is there an unlimited supply of the one food item?
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flomo
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some of her i could use as bait
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Protect dog
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Flomo's mom and whatever she cooks best
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LOL OPERATIONS
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kiwiMark
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Wait are we allowed real food like pizza or some kind of meal? I feel I may have short-changed myself.
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wufwugy
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man that giordanos looks amazing. nothing beats yakisoba, but i bet that comes close
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I grew up eating giordanos.. and yes it is amazing.
for me I think its sushi and natalie portman.
Both of these picks are due to the longevity factor. Sushi is not over powering and I think it would be hard to get sick of such delicate fresh flavors. And while I have a thing for not so skinny women, the whole "forever" thing makes me fear the effects of gravity on the woman I choose. Also I could actually have a conversation with portman that might be interesting.
edit: Im also assuming this is a tropical island, not an artic island. Because if its cold, Id obv prefer hot food and a nice thick woman, as any potential sag is easily offset by the combination of "more cushion for the pushin" and body heat for the cold nights.
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bah, im doing a murder suicide thing after a decade or two so might as well make sure shes got great tits
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
man that giordanos looks amazing. nothing beats yakisoba, but i bet that comes close
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if you think that even resembles the dish called "yakisoba" you're rather mistaken. i ordered that once at that horrid establishment and was reluctant to pay. but that's only 'cause i know what yakisoba is.
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Originally Posted by eugmac
if you think that even resembles the dish called "yakisoba" you're rather mistaken. i ordered that once at that horrid establishment and was reluctant to pay. but that's only 'cause i know what yakisoba is.
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google doesn't have that many good pics of yakisoba, and im talking about korean hole-in-the-wall yakisoba for fat americans. ive had what i believe is real, authentic japanese yakisoba once, it was a bit different than the stuff that is popular in some regions of america, and i didnt much like it
i also lather my soba in a particular kind of hot sauce. without that, it goes from my #1 food to like #50. americanized asian food isnt a delicatessen by any means. it's mostly just a grade up from fast food, but the right kinds hits the spot
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eug is so cool with his legit yakisoba.
id get pizza and some movie star slut
edit: kim kardashian
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do we get wine??? I demand some booze. I'd swap girl for booze.
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Sienna Miller and beer as my source of calories
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yo
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Lasagne and Carol Vorderman 20 years ago
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Giordano's is sooooooooooo good. As far as hole-in-the-wall Chinese places go, there was this chain in Amsterdam that I went to about twice a day while I was there called Wok-to-Walk. I think it's primarily a European chain. Anyway, that shit was AMAZING and a ton of food for only like 5 Euro.
[x] do want in USA plz.
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[00:29] <daven> dc, why not check turn behind
[00:30] <DC> daven
[00:30] <DC> on my hand?
[00:30] <daven> yep
[00:30] <DC> because I am drunk
[00:30] <daven> nice reason
[00:30] <daven> no further questions
[00:30] <yaawn> ^^Lol
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WillburForce
do we get wine??? I demand some booze. I'd swap girl for booze.
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I'll start fermenting the oranges.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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blake86
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Alright, also allowed one type of booze, I know how essential it is.
I would have to go with unlabeled bottles of rum to make me feel like a pirate
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it doesn't really matter what i would bring because i would get bored with the food and the sex in a few weeks anyway.
so i guess it would be more important for the food to be nutritious and the girl to be interesting/compatible over hawt. that bitch better not complain either.
edit - captain morgan!
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pretty goddamn sure it's unpossible to get bored of sex with a 10/10
fuck booze, bring weed
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pretty goddamn sure it's unpossible to get bored of sex with a 10/10
fuck booze, bring weed
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nah i think it would get boring eventually. a new 10/10 every year or something would be good.
but marijuana is illegal!
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a new 10/10 every once in a while would help, but god help you if you need more than one zuzana drabinova
heh
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Quote:
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zuzana drabinova
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not a 10. body is a 20, but her face.. idk in some pics, like the one you posted, her face is a 10, but in others its like a 6.
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Vodka!
ez game, with the oranges, I can enjoy Screwdrivers til the day is done.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Lasagne and Carol Vorderman 20 years ago
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Lasagne and sex? :-/
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Quote:
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not a 10. body is a 20, but her face.. idk in some pics, like the one you posted, her face is a 10, but in others its like a 6.
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Yeah I understand that. My criteria is a little different than most. One thing is that I only need the face to reach a certain level of attractiveness; beyond a point, it doesn't matter to me what a woman's face looks like
I've been in love with or ridiculously attracted to many women with meh faces. For me, it's ALL about the body and how it conforms to my particular tastes. I've found that having feelings for somebody is enough for me to find her face attractive. Not so with the body
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wait do siamese twins count as 1 or 2 people? I feel like with it's/their increased number of orifices, it/they would take longer to get bored with
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Obviously 1 person. I think twins should count as one, as well. But, it is an extra mouth to feed on your wayward pile of dirt. Remember you're not vacationing.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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They can just eat each other. giggity!
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Italian nachos
the female is difficult, obviously she is going to need to be somewhat attractive but am I gay in thinking about functionality? Because of that I'm taking an elite athlete I'm most attracted to not named Allison Stokke. Enter Jessica Gysin, she has the height, leaping ability, and agility that makes surviving on an island much easier. Great for reaching other potential food sources or helping to build a structure, her 6'1" frame will undoubtedly come in handy in more ways than one. No, she is not a 10/10, probably not 9/10 but a solid 8-8.5 and her intangibles put her over the top.
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but am I gay
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Only a little bit. 21%
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You mean 21% completely gay, he's also 45% mostly gay.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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I'm 21% gay for rilla and 45% gay for bigred
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is there a female version of bear grills?
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Quote:
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I'm 21% gay for rilla and 45% gay for bigred
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Fag!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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REally can't appreciate that this thread is not labled NSFW with the titty action going on. Almost got into shit at work.
Anyway
Sasha Gray
Cheesecake
(Edit) and now it's gone? JFC guys!
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here? 
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Face it, surfing the Commune is sailing into unsavory waters.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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wufwugy
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well now im mad that i wasted my time looking for a clothed shot when i already have much better bare shots
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well now im mad that i wasted my time looking for a clothed shot when i already have much better bare shots
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Looks like your only option is to post them all. Shame really, but you better get crackin!
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But no, jkds is lolvillager and anyone who wants to string him up is sighbad.
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is there a female version of bear grills?
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My first thought.
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Flomo's mom and whatever she cooks best
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i hope you like raisin bran.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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flomo
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wilthout know what this island is like and all the parameters, i can only commit to champagne(chilled) for my booze.
and fuck you i'm on vacation. i love my wife and want her to be happy so i would not choose her to be on the island with me.
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Protect dog
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Will there be others?
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Looks like your only option is to post them all. Shame really, but you better get crackin!
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One for you, my fren
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