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Old 05-19-2007, 04:49 AM     Post subject: not a worthless thread #1 (permalink)  
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big ups to all the ballas out there, feel free to post here if you repping it whether drty or nt
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Old 05-19-2007, 04:52 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 05-19-2007, 04:52 AM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 05-19-2007, 04:52 AM #4 (permalink)  
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shout out to gabe most ballinest guy ive ever met
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Old 05-19-2007, 04:54 AM #5 (permalink)  
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HI GABE.






Do you see what I did there.


 
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Old 05-19-2007, 05:11 AM #6 (permalink)  
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yo so this bitch spilled a drop of apple juice on my white tee- stabber her right in the chest
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Old 05-19-2007, 05:16 AM #7 (permalink)  
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LUKIE LEARNED TO DRINK...





AND LUKIE GOT SMALL


 
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Old 05-19-2007, 05:18 AM #8 (permalink)  
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wo lukie still has dark thing on his arm!
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HE WAS BORN LIKE THAT DON'T MAKE FUN


 
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Old 05-19-2007, 05:24 AM #10 (permalink)  
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Old 05-19-2007, 05:29 AM #11 (permalink)  
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that doesnt look anything like me and i will never ever ever let myself get that small, good try though married man
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Old 05-19-2007, 05:36 AM #12 (permalink)  
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anyone else loving this thread.

whats up.
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Old 05-19-2007, 05:58 AM #13 (permalink)  
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that doesnt look anything like me and i will never ever ever let myself get that small, good try though married man
Sorry to say it Lukie but that guy looks EXACTLY like you minus the size.


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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
 
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Old 05-19-2007, 06:08 AM #14 (permalink)  
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that doesnt look anything like me and i will never ever ever let myself get that small, good try though married man
Sorry to say it Lukie but that guy looks EXACTLY like you minus the size.
Umm, it is him, he let him self gogogogogogogo.


 
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Old 05-19-2007, 06:13 AM #15 (permalink)  
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galapogos, whats up with you tonight? if you dont think youve been ballin at least lie about it
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Old 05-19-2007, 08:32 AM #16 (permalink)  
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I just got finished taking a shot at 2/4 full ring on stars and losing 2200 dollars.

OH WAIT SORRY.

I just got finished taking a shot of fine wine off this bitch's tits, then we did some cheese balls; Thats cocaine and cheese.
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Old 05-19-2007, 08:53 AM #17 (permalink)  
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balla i won 5 coinflips straight against gabe. Tho it was pretty unballah that you made me start with only half my stars money.

London is also ballah
 
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Old 05-22-2007, 12:54 AM #18 (permalink)  
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balla
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Old 05-22-2007, 01:53 AM #19 (permalink)  
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Old 05-22-2007, 02:04 AM #20 (permalink)  
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went to the cubs game on friday. "sat" in the bleachers, balled it up with doggz and my msnl balla freind derek.

Id believe it was eric, but no matter what eric is gonna keep shaving his chest.
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Old 05-22-2007, 02:17 AM #21 (permalink)  
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Do you see what I did there.
i have no idea what this thread is about btu this is funyy

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Old 05-22-2007, 07:28 PM #22 (permalink)  
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Old 05-23-2007, 12:42 AM #23 (permalink)  
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I birdied the last whole today for my team to win!
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Old 05-23-2007, 03:42 AM #24 (permalink)  
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I birdied the last whole today for my team to win!
my brother has gotten into golf, him and 2 of his freinds went today. I met them on the course just to chill cuz I was bored. I played with his freinds clubs on 2 holes. First hole was a par 3. I hit the green, then just barely missed a 9ft put. Ive never played golf before. Ive been to a driving range maybe twice. Felt pretty balla to par my first hole of golf, almost 1 under par .
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Old 05-23-2007, 04:07 AM #25 (permalink)  
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I birdied the last whole today for my team to win!
my brother has gotten into golf, him and 2 of his freinds went today. I met them on the course just to chill cuz I was bored. I played with his freinds clubs on 2 holes. First hole was a par 3. I hit the green, then just barely missed a 9ft put. Ive never played golf before. Ive been to a driving range maybe twice. Felt pretty balla to par my first hole of golf, almost 1 under par .
now I know why I hate you


 
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Old 05-23-2007, 05:18 AM #26 (permalink)  
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haha why do you hate? I might get into this sport. Its boring as fuck on tv, but actually fun to play with some freinds. It still feels douchey though.
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Old 05-28-2007, 11:34 PM #27 (permalink)  
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ok one of the things I hate about bad drivers is when you're cruising down a main road, and they are coming to a stop from an adjacent side street. A reasonable driver will slow down and come to a complete stop with plenty of room to spare. A stupid maniac will barrel down and slam on the breaks at the last minute so they can get on hero's road ASAP and turn right (or left, whatever) right behind you.

My old approach was to give them plenty of room, you know, practice safe driving or whatever. My new approach is to immediately shift direction and head STRAIGHT towards them, stepping on the gas if needed.

nobody fucks with me anymore, straight up gangsta
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Old 05-30-2007, 03:31 AM #28 (permalink)  
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i need a picture of rasheed wallace throwing his jersey and hitting that guy in the face with it
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Old 05-30-2007, 06:46 AM #29 (permalink)  
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haha why do you hate? I might get into this sport. Its boring as fuck on tv, but actually fun to play with some freinds. It still feels douchey though.
It's sweet because it's one of the few sports that you can actually drink beer while playing.
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