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Old 02-10-2008, 01:29 PM     Post subject: not sure if this is commune worthy #1 (permalink)  
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you will like this story.. i dont know how its going to end but its either gonna be really good or massive drama explosion. ill keep you updated. long story short: met a cute girl last semester, we talk alot over msn and stuff but i havent seen her in like a month. So over msn i said (quote) "so are we going to keep playing msn tag or make something out of this?" (what i meant was, basically, lets hook up). shes like yea yea and i was like this is great ive totally got this one on lock. I log onto facebook and i see her name with the 'relationship status update'.. im curious so i click and i see that yesterday she listed herself as 'in a relationship'. i was like... ohhh fuck. put my head into my hands for like 5 seconds realizing what i just did.



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Old 02-10-2008, 01:42 PM #2 (permalink)  

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At least she's cute. Hopefully she's not too crazy. Maybe she just really likes you and was waiting for the chance?
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:43 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 02-10-2008, 02:06 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 02-10-2008, 02:16 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 02-10-2008, 02:22 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Old 02-10-2008, 03:36 PM #9 (permalink)  
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have sex; re-evaluate.
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Old 02-10-2008, 04:43 PM #10 (permalink)  
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She's fucking batshit. Do you have a pet rabbit?
 
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Old 02-10-2008, 05:17 PM #13 (permalink)  
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pet rabbit? No. I dont get it.

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Old 02-10-2008, 05:51 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Old 02-10-2008, 06:34 PM #18 (permalink)  
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Old 02-10-2008, 06:55 PM #19 (permalink)  
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wouldn't it be cool if for one day or week or something everyone could change their name and everyone would try to figure out who everyone was? it'd be like werewolf but better, and we could still lynch pelion!

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Old 02-10-2008, 07:51 PM #21 (permalink)  
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wouldn't it be cool if for one day or week or something everyone could change their name and everyone would try to figure out who everyone was? it'd be like werewolf but better, and we could still lynch pelion!
i like the lynching part
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Old 02-10-2008, 08:00 PM #22 (permalink)  
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Old 02-10-2008, 09:30 PM #23 (permalink)  
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fuck wading around in the shallow end while you get used to the water... just dive right the fuck in. Worst case scenario you have a fun story about some nusto girl whos great in the sack.
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Old 02-10-2008, 09:37 PM #25 (permalink)  
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Old 02-10-2008, 09:51 PM #26 (permalink)  
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fuck wading around in the shallow end while you get used to the water... just dive right the fuck in. Worst case scenario you have found out she has a stinky beev.
fyp, lol, I hope this is not the case.
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Old 02-11-2008, 02:06 AM #28 (permalink)  
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Im really hoping that when i talk to her tonight her facebook thing wasn't serious, or wasn't about me or some stupid shit like that (she does stupid shit all the time, likes to fuck around.. shes russian) so her crazy points will drop from point A (X=9) to point B (X=3), where Y = (8-9.. communal vote?)

By looking at the crazy hot scale anything under or close to the line is a marginal situation, anything above the line is what i like to call...

i dont have a name for it.

I guess ill give it a TR if things end up with her on my dick.
 
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Old 02-22-2008, 03:10 AM #30 (permalink)  
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Crossposted so id update

It wasn't what I thought. She was just fucking around with me trying to evoke emotion from me.. which is just retarded but not that crazy. She can't manipulate me because I'll beat her to it.

her facebook went back to single a few days after she changed it.
 
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Old 02-22-2008, 04:33 AM #31 (permalink)  
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Old 11-05-2008, 09:07 AM #32 (permalink)  
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fuck wading around in the shallow end while you get used to the water... just dive right the fuck in. Worst case scenario you have a fun story about some nusto girl whos great in the sack.
+1

Actually worst case scenario happened to me once, I jumped right in, turned out this girl was crazy AND bad in bed... at least she was real hot tho. So I guess worst case scenario is she's actually fugly and you had a few too many at the bar... and she's bad in bed... and she's crazy... and she steals your wallet.

Don't worry, it's not that likely
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Old 11-06-2008, 05:03 PM #34 (permalink)  
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