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Old 03-04-2008, 11:36 AM     Post subject: This is not a joke - a pm I got on 2+2 (screenshot) #1 (permalink)  
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First, I'm sort of flattered.

Second, I'm taking applications for best reply. Gogogo.

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Rule # 1: don't ask questions

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I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 03-04-2008, 11:46 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 03-04-2008, 11:59 AM #4 (permalink)  
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"Do you have a Mac?"
That's the perfect answer coming from you.

It's a winner.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 03-04-2008, 01:45 PM #5 (permalink)  
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"I don't have a bot. Just a bunch of Venezuelan, illegal immigrant, midgets tucked into my apartment that play multiple tables and ask me to view their tough decisions. I am the overlord of the Venezuelan midget mafia.
I have too many right now due to breeding problems, so I can sell you some on the cheap, but you have to monitor them closely or they tilt off your money. Most importantly don't get them wet and don't feed them after midnight."
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"I don't have a bot. Just a bunch of Venezuelan, illegal immigrant, midgets tucked into my apartment that play multiple tables and ask me to view their tough decisions. I am the overlord of the Venezuelan midget mafia.
I have too many right now due to breeding problems, so I can sell you some on the cheap, but you have to monitor them closely or they tilt off your money. Most importantly don't get them wet and don't feed them after midnight."
Played a little too fast, but good concept. I liked the last 2 sentences.
 
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Old 03-04-2008, 01:54 PM #7 (permalink)  
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"I don't have a bot. Just a bunch of Venezuelan, illegal immigrant, midgets tucked into my apartment that play multiple tables and ask me to view their tough decisions. I am the overlord of the Venezuelan midget mafia.
I have too many right now due to breeding problems, so I can sell you some on the cheap, but you have to monitor them closely or they tilt off your money. Most importantly don't get them wet and don't feed them after midnight."
Played a little too fast, but good concept. I liked the last 2 sentences.
last 2 sentences are gold. a bit over the top though overall.
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Old 03-04-2008, 01:56 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Old 03-04-2008, 01:56 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Get someone to program something quickly for you with
GUI and some number producing on the screen. Sell him the bot. See what it's worth.
 
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Old 03-04-2008, 02:41 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Get someone to program something quickly for you with
GUI and some number producing on the screen. Sell him the bot. See what it's worth.
Hell I can do that myself, I want to see what he'll "offer" so I can really wave my e-dick around though.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 03-04-2008, 03:09 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 03-04-2008, 06:24 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Old 03-04-2008, 06:54 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Old 03-04-2008, 07:46 PM #15 (permalink)  
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"I don't have a bot. Just a bunch of Venezuelan, illegal immigrant, midgets tucked into my apartment that play multiple tables and ask me to view their tough decisions. I am the overlord of the Venezuelan midget mafia.
I have too many right now due to breeding problems, so I can sell you some on the cheap, but you have to monitor them closely or they tilt off your money. Most importantly don't get them wet and don't feed them after midnight."
nah, with something like this you want to keep them thinking you actually have a bot and just kind of jerk them around a little. maybe try to get some money out of him? tell him you will send him a copy of your bot for $500 and just show your profit margins over like 30k hands where you ran good, and be like, you will make this money back + more in a week. hehe.
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Old 03-04-2008, 08:04 PM #16 (permalink)  
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My goal with this isn't to get any money out of it, but to have him flood the Internet with stuff about me being a bot for real.

Note his name also.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 03-04-2008, 09:23 PM #17 (permalink)  
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/no strategy in bbv

I wouldn't mess with the whole bot thing. Just tell him you're not a bot and if he insists on it, ignore him. Telling a complete unknown on 2p2 that you're a bot can't be smart.

/carry on
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Old 03-04-2008, 09:44 PM #18 (permalink)  
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My reply?

"Ok einstein how exactly did you figure out that I have a bot? To be honest, everything I do is intended to look as if I don't have one"

it's perfect because you don't actually admidt you have a bot, but can fall a little deeper down the rabbit hole.

Although TBH, Lukie might have it right. I'd hate to end up without my money, or my account because I told some new PS bot finding strategy I had a bot.
The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
 
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Old 03-04-2008, 10:21 PM #20 (permalink)  
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Old 03-04-2008, 10:46 PM #21 (permalink)  
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/no strategy in bbv

I wouldn't mess with the whole bot thing. Just tell him you're not a bot and if he insists on it, ignore him. Telling a complete unknown on 2p2 that you're a bot can't be smart.

/carry on
Obv but I can still have some fun with it.

IE: Sending him an installer that changes his wallpaper to the thong pic.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 03-04-2008, 11:05 PM #22 (permalink)  
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btw i also bbv4lyfe'd this http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...d.php?t=146434
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 03-04-2008, 11:11 PM #23 (permalink)  
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Old 03-05-2008, 12:41 AM #24 (permalink)  
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lol BBV thread got lox0red.
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Old 03-05-2008, 02:14 AM #26 (permalink)  
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lol yeah i saw but i knew it would, was hoping prelock i would get a good reply in there

still no answer to the do you have a mac thing yet
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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a fat 2p2 mod locked your thread in BB4LYFE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

thats gotta be like, ultimate ownage right there
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Old 03-05-2008, 04:32 AM #28 (permalink)  
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"Forget about bots for a second. Lets exchange naked pictures."
I like this one. You could just send him a picture of your dick and say "Here's my bot, now show me yours."
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Old 03-05-2008, 02:08 PM #30 (permalink)  
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a fat 2p2 mod locked your thread in BB4LYFE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

thats gotta be like, ultimate ownage right there
lol i knew it would be, bot ~= poker == !bbvlyfe

(10:07:49 AM) spoonitnow: dude's reply to "do you have a mac?" was "I can get one easy enough."
(10:07:54 AM) spoonitnow: so i reply
(10:07:55 AM) spoonitnow: You're obviously not serious about this. There is no PokerStars client for Mac.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 03-05-2008, 04:02 PM #31 (permalink)  
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a fat 2p2 mod locked your thread in BB4LYFE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

thats gotta be like, ultimate ownage right there
lol i knew it would be, bot ~= poker == !bbvlyfe

(10:07:49 AM) spoonitnow: dude's reply to "do you have a mac?" was "I can get one easy enough."
(10:07:54 AM) spoonitnow: so i reply
(10:07:55 AM) spoonitnow: You're obviously not serious about this. There is no PokerStars client for Mac.
I play at ps on a Macbook sometimes.
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(10:07:49 AM) spoonitnow: dude's reply to "do you have a mac?" was "I can get one easy enough."
(10:07:54 AM) spoonitnow: so i reply
(10:07:55 AM) spoonitnow: You're obviously not serious about this. There is no PokerStars client for Mac.
Nice level. Keep him wanting more.
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Old 03-05-2008, 05:59 PM #33 (permalink)  
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(10:07:49 AM) spoonitnow: dude's reply to "do you have a mac?" was "I can get one easy enough."
(10:07:54 AM) spoonitnow: so i reply
(10:07:55 AM) spoonitnow: You're obviously not serious about this. There is no PokerStars client for Mac.
Nice level. Keep him wanting more.
lol you're one of the only two people who have caught this

For everyone else, there is a PokerStars client for Mac.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 03-05-2008, 06:29 PM #34 (permalink)  
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/no strategy in bbv

I wouldn't mess with the whole bot thing. Just tell him you're not a bot and if he insists on it, ignore him. Telling a complete unknown on 2p2 that you're a bot can't be smart.

/carry on
you are such a hudge life nit.

Please give me one plausible scenario in which messing with this guy through 2+2 pms can result in a negative outcome.
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Old 03-05-2008, 06:53 PM #35 (permalink)  
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/no strategy in bbv

I wouldn't mess with the whole bot thing. Just tell him you're not a bot and if he insists on it, ignore him. Telling a complete unknown on 2p2 that you're a bot can't be smart.

/carry on
you are such a hudge life nit.

Please give me one plausible scenario in which messing with this guy through 2+2 pms can result in a negative outcome.
There's a difference between 'messing with' and 'openly admitting to being a bot (even though we aren't)'.

In either case, it's overwhelmingly likely that infact, nothing negative will come of it.

http://www.ps-cheaters.com/
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no, there is no difference. If you think for a second that PS is going to use an easily edited and manipulated private message from a poker forum to...

jeez why am I even explaining this? You are stupid.
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no, there is no difference. If you think for a second that PS is going to use an easily edited and manipulated private message from a poker forum to...

jeez why am I even explaining this? You are stupid.
I never even hinted at any possibility of this being someone from PS. Don't jump to conclusions son.
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SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU "HINTING" AT?

do you even know?

YOURE POSTS ARE WORTHLESS YOU NITASTIC NITOHPHILE.
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My biggest concern would be something like, idiot psycho spams this all over the interwebs, or creates a website (like the one i linked too before everything was changed) degrading your name, whatever. Then pokerstars is forced to investigate you, nothing will come of it, but why deal with the hastle? Respected players will know you're not a bot, but will the fish who need an excuse as to why they are losing know? Why deal with the hastle? Is there a tiny outside, remote chance that somehow this gets sent to stars as a screenshot ADMITTING to being a bot, why deal with the hastle? Hey, like I said, it's overwhelmingly likely that nothing comes of it, REGARDLESS of what spoon says. I just don't like messing with stuff like that. I guess that makes me stoopid.






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SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU "HINTING" AT?

do you even know?

YOURE POSTS ARE WORTHLESS YOU NITASTIC NITOHPHILE.
i always liked plain old 'nit', or nitzilla, or king nit, or nit kong, but nitastic nitohphile is BRILLIANT
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Old 03-05-2008, 08:10 PM #42 (permalink)  
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My biggest concern would be something like, idiot psycho spams this all over the interwebs, or creates a website (like the one i linked too before everything was changed) degrading your name, whatever. Then pokerstars is forced to investigate you, nothing will come of it, but why deal with the hastle? Respected players will know you're not a bot, but will the fish who need an excuse as to why they are losing know? Why deal with the hastle? Is there a tiny outside, remote chance that somehow this gets sent to stars as a screenshot ADMITTING to being a bot, why deal with the hastle? Hey, like I said, it's overwhelmingly likely that nothing comes of it, REGARDLESS of what spoon says. I just don't like messing with stuff like that. I guess that makes me stoopid.

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I would <3 this outcome tbh

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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU "HINTING" AT?

do you even know?

YOURE POSTS ARE WORTHLESS YOU NITASTIC NITOHPHILE.
i always liked plain old 'nit', or nitzilla, or king nit, or nit kong, but nitastic nitohphile is BRILLIANT
tyty.
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My biggest concern would be something like, idiot psycho spams this all over the interwebs, or creates a website (like the one i linked too before everything was changed) degrading your name, whatever. Then pokerstars is forced to investigate you, nothing will come of it, but why deal with the hastle? Respected players will know you're not a bot, but will the fish who need an excuse as to why they are losing know? Why deal with the hastle? Is there a tiny outside, remote chance that somehow this gets sent to stars as a screenshot ADMITTING to being a bot, why deal with the hastle? Hey, like I said, it's overwhelmingly likely that nothing comes of it, REGARDLESS of what spoon says. I just don't like messing with stuff like that. I guess that makes me stoopid.

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I would <3 this outcome tbh

Being up there with empire would be balla in training material
haha ok. Personally I wouldn't like that outcome but different strokes for different folks.
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I'm pretty sure legit guys have been investigated and wrongly busted due to a 'bothunter' spamming the web and creating a website.
 
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LOL OMFG THIS GUY IS TRYING TO BLACKMAIL ME

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Obviously I overestimated you. I know PS doesn't make a client for a mac. I thought you might be using a windows emulator on a mac. But if you don't even know such a thing exists...
Yes, I'm very serious. I datamine PS and use poker tracking software to locate bots. I've only been using it for this purpose since the first of the year. I haven't found many good ones for NLHE on PS. The bot you use is one of the more profitable ones I've seen. I had found one about the same but I could not find its host and I just turned him in. It took about a week, but I no longer see that ID on PS. Basically, I'm done playing games here. I want a copy of that bot as you run it compressed either .rar or.zip. If your ready to send it to me and I'll set up a place for you to email it. Otherwise...
Dude like holy fucking shit this is soooo funny. I'm going to email PokerStars support just to be safe while I think of a fun way to reply.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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As much fun as this is, don't let it go so far that your account gets locked temporarily. E-mailing PS support is a good idea.
 
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This. is. AWESOME.

Here's what you do: PM him back -

"Sorry man. OK I understand now. I will send it to you, please don't get me busted, OK? What's your e-mail address?"

Then e-mail him a file. The file will be this: a .rar file containing another file with no extension. When he extracts it he'll PM you and ask wtf? and you say, "Sorry, that was just a precaution - rename it to filename.jpg and it will show you the link where you can download the bot."

In actuality, the jpg is from lemonparty.
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