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hi guys i'm so fucking fdrunk and i keeep pressing forum index but i don't mean to anmd i just thought i'd say hi and iomg i keep pressing backspace because i keep making so many tu[pos holy shit i'm doing really well for being dru nk don't you think this is go ing better than i thought
wow i'm super cool writing a drunk post in ftr i pass the test of coolness i never thought it'd come to thias it\'s rreally sad
omg i have such abad headache i think i shoulsd stop thing now because i'm gonna wish i did 't do it in the morning\
i do 't think i'm gonna be in the condition to play the gauntlet tomororow byut i'll try anyway i'll just have a really bad hang over and that's just bad oops is hangoiver two words i don't know
k i'm good now i'm done typuing this has been really hard k thanks for listening i love ou so much1!!!
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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Had a date with the roofie truck driver tonight I presume?
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the who? truck drivers i don't know any i don't think i'm reallyu confused a10chioef but you're probabky righght, are truck drivers hot? are you one? i like that
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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You know what roofies are, right? The date rape drug? Well the roofie truck driver is the guy who...ah, forget it. Hey, hangovers are great for internet poker. I always get monsters when I'm hung over. You're gonna win the Gauntlet tomorrow.
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i relaly don't want to be hung over that's not cool, i think i should savwe my money and not play the gauntlet tomorrow, that's a good idea don't you think? thanks for your advice, you are awesome
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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GABE GOT HER DRUNK!
NOW HES GONNA PLAY WITH ALL THAT JUNK UP IN HER TRUNK!
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11-20-2005, 01:55 PM
Post subject: Re: this is not a drunk post i don't post those ok good
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hi guys i'm so fucking fdrunk and i keeep pressing forum index but i don't mean to anmd i just thought i'd say hi and iomg i keep pressing backspace because i keep making so many tu[pos holy shit i'm doing really well for being dru nk don't you think this is go ing better than i thought
wow i'm super cool writing a drunk post in ftr i pass the test of coolness i never thought it'd come to thias it\'s rreally sad
omg i have such abad headache i think i shoulsd stop thing now because i'm gonna wish i did 't do it in the morning\
i do 't think i'm gonna be in the condition to play the gauntlet tomororow byut i'll try anyway i'll just have a really bad hang over and that's just bad oops is hangoiver two words i don't know
k i'm good now i'm done typuing this has been really hard k thanks for listening i love ou so much1!!!
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sounds like my future wife.
Do u C Y ?
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u see that thing the face is doing with its nose?
ya, u want to do that with ur penis now.
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GABE GOT HER DRUNK!
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<Bbickes> i still wanna know if the thing in your avatar is a real chick or not
<Bbickes> or am i e-crushing a dude
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I got fucked up too last nite and threw up a lot and passed out, then my roomate drunk drove us home, I look back and realize I do not make the best decisions sometimes 
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I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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I got fucked up too last nite and threw up a lot and passed out, then my roomate drunk drove us home, I look back and realize I do not make the best decisions sometimes |
4 of my friends in high school did the same thing 3 or 4 years ago and now 3 of em are dead and one was crippled - dont know if he still his - ran his firebird into a tree close to 100 mph after he "jumped" railroad tracks with it. Pretty much cut the car and them clean in half. The one dude was alive for awhile but his legs were totally crushed and basically severed inside the car and there was nothing they could do for em except stay there with him and talk to him until he died.
Ok enough with the lecture - most everyone has done it and most everyone will probably do it again at some point in there life - Im sure some of you will do it a lot - but think real real real real hard before u ever consider it again. You never think it will happen to u - and I never think it will happen to me - but it only takes once and you will be regretting it the rest of ur life when it screws u over hardcore and u are sittin in a wheelchair gettin picked up in a retard van because that one night of partying.
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Yeah, he wasnt trashed and hadnt drank since 12, and it was around 2, plus we had to drive less than a mile with the max speed limit of 35mph.
Still really retarted decision on our part.
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I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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I also molested my friend... I feel sorta bad but she sad it was funny and cool.. to bad I dont really remember molesting her just remembered I did it..
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I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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I also molested my friend... I feel sorta bad but she sad it was funny and cool.. to bad I dont really remember molesting her just remembered I did it.. |
if by molested u mean like, grabbed her boob. Thats one thing.
If by molestedu mean like, grabbed her cooch and then had sex with her when shes like NOOO ZACH NOOOOOO. Thats noather thing.
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I got fucked up too last nite and threw up a lot and passed out, then my roomate drunk drove us home, I look back and realize I do not make the best decisions sometimes |
4 of my friends in high school did the same thing 3 or 4 years ago and now 3 of em are dead and one was crippled - dont know if he still his - ran his firebird into a tree close to 100 mph after he "jumped" railroad tracks with it. Pretty much cut the car and them clean in half. The one dude was alive for awhile but his legs were totally crushed and basically severed inside the car and there was nothing they could do for em except stay there with him and talk to him until he died.
Ok enough with the lecture - most everyone has done it and most everyone will probably do it again at some point in there life - Im sure some of you will do it a lot - but think real real real real hard before u ever consider it again. You never think it will happen to u - and I never think it will happen to me - but it only takes once and you will be regretting it the rest of ur life when it screws u over hardcore and u are sittin in a wheelchair gettin picked up in a retard van because that one night of partying. |
I'm sorry, but I'm a safer driver after I've had something to drink. It is because I actually pay attention to what I'm doing. Everyone is different here, though. Alcohol effects everyone differently. Don't try to blanket everyone here. Not everyone becomes incapacitated when they are drunk. If you KNOW you do when you drink, then take measures so that you aren't driving
I hate to disrepect the dead, and I am by no means trying trying to do that, but speeding at 100mph isn't the result of your friends being drunk, it is because they were stupid.
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It was like the 1st a buncha times
Apperantly she liked it she said this morn so GG me. 
Still feel bad tho cuz usually Im a good guy.
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I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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I hate to disrepect the dead, and I am by no means trying trying to do that, but speeding at 100mph isn't the result of your friends being drunk, it is because they were stupid.
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i wanted to say this but i am not tactful and would've offended everyone and probably been sued by the naacp.
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i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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I hate to disrepect the dead, and I am by no means trying trying to do that, but speeding at 100mph isn't the result of your friends being drunk, it is because they were stupid.
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i wanted to say this but i am not tactful and would've offended everyone and probably been sued by the naacp. |
Yeah, I agree no disrespect.
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I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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oh sorry to distract from the idea of the thread though, molesting = +EV
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i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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I'm sorry, but I'm a safer driver after I've had something to drink.
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NH sir, but you posted in the wrong thread. "Spot the Idiot" would've been a better choice.
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TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
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I'm sorry, but I'm a safer driver after I've had something to drink.
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NH sir, but you posted in the wrong thread. "Spot the Idiot" would've been a better choice. |
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can we change the subject back to how i got her drunk and im gonna hook up with her now
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I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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I got fucked up too last nite and threw up a lot and passed out, then my roomate drunk drove us home, I look back and realize I do not make the best decisions sometimes |
4 of my friends in high school did the same thing 3 or 4 years ago and now 3 of em are dead and one was crippled - dont know if he still his - ran his firebird into a tree close to 100 mph after he "jumped" railroad tracks with it. Pretty much cut the car and them clean in half. The one dude was alive for awhile but his legs were totally crushed and basically severed inside the car and there was nothing they could do for em except stay there with him and talk to him until he died.
Ok enough with the lecture - most everyone has done it and most everyone will probably do it again at some point in there life - Im sure some of you will do it a lot - but think real real real real hard before u ever consider it again. You never think it will happen to u - and I never think it will happen to me - but it only takes once and you will be regretting it the rest of ur life when it screws u over hardcore and u are sittin in a wheelchair gettin picked up in a retard van because that one night of partying. |
I'm sorry, but I'm a safer driver after I've had something to drink. It is because I actually pay attention to what I'm doing. Everyone is different here, though. Alcohol effects everyone differently. Don't try to blanket everyone here. Not everyone becomes incapacitated when they are drunk. If you KNOW you do when you drink, then take measures so that you aren't driving
I hate to disrepect the dead, and I am by no means trying trying to do that, but speeding at 100mph isn't the result of your friends being drunk, it is because they were stupid. |
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Having something to drink and being drunk are not even close to the same thing. Im assumming you are talking about the state after you are just over the legal limit and you are paranoid you are going to get busted so you drive the exact speed limit and obey ever little traffic law there is. And if you seriously think you drive better when you are stupid drunk you are either the worst driver known to man when you are sober or living in some dream la la land overexagerating your abilities.
Yeah my friends were stupid I agree and most people wouldnt do that when they were drunk. It was a bad example and an exception to most accidents that happen when u are wasted.
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DoGGz
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2+2=3!!!
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
I got fucked up too last nite and threw up a lot and passed out, then my roomate drunk drove us home, I look back and realize I do not make the best decisions sometimes |
4 of my friends in high school did the same thing 3 or 4 years ago and now 3 of em are dead and one was crippled - dont know if he still his - ran his firebird into a tree close to 100 mph after he "jumped" railroad tracks with it. Pretty much cut the car and them clean in half. The one dude was alive for awhile but his legs were totally crushed and basically severed inside the car and there was nothing they could do for em except stay there with him and talk to him until he died.
Ok enough with the lecture - most everyone has done it and most everyone will probably do it again at some point in there life - Im sure some of you will do it a lot - but think real real real real hard before u ever consider it again. You never think it will happen to u - and I never think it will happen to me - but it only takes once and you will be regretting it the rest of ur life when it screws u over hardcore and u are sittin in a wheelchair gettin picked up in a retard van because that one night of partying. |
hey man, I really respect how you put this. Almost everyone has or will do it, and you arent damning them for this, your just trying to educate em.
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Yeah I ment he was over the legal limit, and he was driving perfect. He did way better than me when I actually DDed one nite.
I drove around in the parking lot for 3 minutes with no headlights on lol
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I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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I touched hur luvly ladee lumps
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Got a text msg from Gabe yesterday.
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Originally Posted by Gabe's Virgin Mobile Phone
I touched hur luvly ladee lumps
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Check it out!
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Poker is freedom
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Full House
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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WELP
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gabe, do you still love me as much as you did back when i wrote this thread?
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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gabe, do you still love me as much as you did back when i wrote this thread?
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