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Old 09-18-2006, 08:40 PM     Post subject: NO MORE OBSCENE SURPRISES! SERIOUSLY! #1 (permalink)  
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Heres an interesting article i found about camera lens phenomena.
http://www.weather-photography.com/techniques.php?cat=general&page=camera

{NSFW!!! - Xianti. Renton, you should know better}
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im sorry. after what thenonsequitur did, i just had to.
I was gonna mark it nsfw myself after an hour or two.
No. I understand the joke is the surprise, but during that hour or two, you could get a lot of people at work into some serious trouble.

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Old 09-18-2006, 08:44 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Any more such posts of obscene images or links to such obsene images without the NSFW tag WILL result in a Strike or TWO. I'm tired of getting complaints from people viewing our forum at work!

I'm serious about this, you guys!!! Have some courtesy for those of us that still work during the day!!!

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Old 09-18-2006, 08:55 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 09-18-2006, 08:57 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 09-18-2006, 08:59 PM #5 (permalink)  
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lol. x, try the link.
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this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
 
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Old 09-18-2006, 09:19 PM #6 (permalink)  
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I SO SAW THAT COMING

no really, i actually did. anything else was too obvious. reads.
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Old 09-18-2006, 09:30 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Old 09-18-2006, 10:18 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Old 09-19-2006, 03:28 AM #9 (permalink)  
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I remember this one good one. It was an e-greeting card, and you send it to people and its a lil animated thing but its really quiet, so they turn up thier volume really high because it so quiet. And then out of knowhwere it becomes full screen and flashing pink and black it says "HARDCORE ANAL.COM" and this really loud booming voice is like "HARDCORE ANAL, ALL DAY, ALL THE TIME! HARDCORE ANAL DOT COM THE ROUGHEST ANAL SEX ON THE WEB!"
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Old 09-19-2006, 03:47 AM #10 (permalink)  
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NO MORE OBSCENE SURPRISES! SERIOUSLY!
That's what she said.



Bad comedic timing, I know, but I had to get this one in here.
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