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1FAST67
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03-24-2009, 01:03 AM
Post subject: New to FTR
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Portland, Oregon
Posts: 1
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Hey everyone,
Just signed up today!! been playing hold 'em about 3 years now, i don;t really play any other games of poker but i'm sure once i get a good grasp on hold 'em i will try them. Anyways just wanted to say whats up and let you know a little about me.
John
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courtiebee
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WELP
Join Date: May 2005
Location: glorious bc
Posts: 3,552
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sup, welcome to ftr!
{from blogs and ops}
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Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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flomo
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: mashing potatoes
Posts: 878
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oo oo yeah
i love th sexy stuff
more more big boy
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
welcome
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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Stacks
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Im opedipus bitch, the original balla.
Posts: 2,588
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Flomo has been quite horny lately imo.
Welcome.
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GatorJH
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: HotLanta
Posts: 3,179
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yea, flomo is such a..........well flomo.
Oh, and welcome to OP. Just make sure you bring beer to the next tourney. All newbies are required to bring beer to their first FTR torunament.
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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fordman
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Hey all I just joined FTR today. Site was recommended by a few buddies of mine so thought i would check it out. I have read some great articles and found alot of laughs so far lol. By the size of the site looks like i have alot more reading to do! Anyway my name is Tim, ive been playing online about 5 years. Haven't made my fortune yet , but have managed to accumulate a few bankrolls here and there ,so I just keep on playing to make that first million like everyone else lol. Look forward to some great games and meeting some new people. See ya on the felt.
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triumphant cracker
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03-27-2009, 10:05 PM
Post subject: Re: New to FTR
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#7 (permalink)
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Straight
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!
Posts: 184
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by 1FAST67
Hey everyone,
Just signed up today!! been playing hold 'em about 3 years now, i don;t really play any other games of poker but i'm sure once i get a good grasp on hold 'em i will try them. Anyways just wanted to say whats up and let you know a little about me.
John
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yes...that certainly is very little.....
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Ragnar4
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Full House
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Billings, Montana
Posts: 1,284
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Hi gais! I sign up today, and like present my presentation. Please to be giving me freeroll passwords.
!% to win at poker you must eat opponents soul.
5% playing good cards out of house leads to disrupted bowell movements.
42% I accidentally AA, is this bad?
Thank you.
P.S. Please trade me money on pokerstars for freechips on UB.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here? 
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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hai doods i luv play poker
i think play slim cards and hard makes money
see you all at the tables!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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XTR1000
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Location: surfing in a room
Posts: 2,188
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
hai doods i luv play poker
i think play slim hards and cards makes money
see you all at the tables!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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Lucothefish
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Cretaceous Park
Posts: 642
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Hai guys!
Just wanted to introduce myself, I used to beat my wife on a regular basis but after I fractured her jaw for burning the casserole the police psychiatrist recommended taking up a hobby, so I've started playing online poker. Love the site, see you at the tables!
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GatorJH
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: HotLanta
Posts: 3,179
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hai everyone. Just got back from my gamblers anonymous meeting and thought I would pop in to say hi before hitting the tables? Anyone know if Durrr is online right now?
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: The Loser's Lounge
Posts: 2,322
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hei guyz i learn this site from the gorilla. he is friend and said you make friends from mypresentation. i play poker long time now and have good money but likes freerolls for fun still. anyone know if freerolls here? ok off to go find more fish now sure there none here  lol heh haha
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 646
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hai guys cant beleve I find site so good with sapience and share knowledges I poosh pre with QJo got called by JT be suckd out on rivar i cant believe howppl play in freerolls or meyb pokerstars is rigghed lol lol anyway i have good tijme here and meyb we shore passwords i see you on the felts!!!!!
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triumphant cracker
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Straight
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!
Posts: 184
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^^^^^^ lol.
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Stacks
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Im opedipus bitch, the original balla.
Posts: 2,588
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Did we just witness freetroll on freetroll violence?
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GatorJH
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: HotLanta
Posts: 3,179
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freetroll pile-ons are fun aren't they?
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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yourfather
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: In your fridge
Posts: 603
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I like to play the HORSE. Where do I find the HORSE here? The HORSe is the ultimate tests of skills and well roundednesss. Bary Greenstern tell me when I say him to Vegas.
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ChrisBCritter
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Full House
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Falmouth, ME
Posts: 781
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pocketfours
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Lighting sweet moneys on fire.
Posts: 2,133
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Hi very good! I am here I play in texas hold'em. I am fine, I have a day change for the better. I play long time and have learned play positive. Now, I want to fight good. Is this also tournaments you have chosen?
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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sometimes i cant tell when p4s is leveling
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 646
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by pocketfours
Hi very good! I am here I play in texas hold'em. I am fine, I have a day change for the better. I play long time and have learned play positive. Now, I want to fight good. Is this also tournaments you have chosen?
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yes! i can feel it in my pancreas that will i be strong playing on today. you can?
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Lucothefish
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Cretaceous Park
Posts: 642
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Hi! Like this thread.
I accidentally five spades, is that bad?
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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GatorJH
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: HotLanta
Posts: 3,179
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you accidentaly what?
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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Lucothefish
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Cretaceous Park
Posts: 642
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five spades
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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