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triumphant cracker
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09-29-2008, 08:04 PM
Post subject: NEW !!! ASSICONS!!
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Straight
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We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:
: ) means a smile and
: ( is a frown.
Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:
(_!_) .....a regular ass
(__!__)..... a fat ass
(!)..... a tight ass
(_*_) .....a sore ass
(_o_) .....an ass that's been around
(_x_)..... kiss my ass
(_X_) .....leave my ass alone
(_zzz_)..... a tired ass
(_E=mc 2_)..... a smart ass
(_$_)..... Money coming out of his ass
(_?_)..... Dumb Ass
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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do you like get chain letters from my grama or something? all of this stuff is great to her as well and has to let me know.
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Straight
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i send em to her....
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LuckySlevin
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Full House
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lol good one just emailed that to some friends but
: ( is a frown.
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-.^
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UG
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Originally Posted by triumphant cracker
i send em to her....
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OMGLOLOPWNED
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givememyleg
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Get your own badge! Click profile at the top and FTR Badge from the left nav.
"The Dragon in My Garage" by Carl Sagan
I say onto you, I've felt the dragon! I felt the touch of his tail, the breath of his fire, and I know without a shadow of a doubt that the dragon exists!
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triumphant cracker
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Straight
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Originally Posted by UG
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Originally Posted by triumphant cracker
i send em to her....
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OMGLOLOPWNED |
hehehehe
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bigred
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09-30-2008, 01:16 AM
Post subject: Re: NEW !!! ASSICONS!!
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Originally Posted by triumphant cracker
We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:
: ) means a smile and
: ( is a frown.
Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:
(_!_) .....a regular ass
(__!__)..... a fat ass
(!)..... a tight ass
(_*_) .....a sore ass
(_o_) .....rilla
(_x_)..... kiss my ass
(_X_) .....leave my ass alone
(_zzz_)..... a tired ass
(_E=mc 2_)..... a smart ass
(_$_)..... Money coming out of his ass
(_?_)..... Dumb Ass
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fyp
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LOL OPERATIONS
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a500lbgorilla
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09-30-2008, 01:19 AM
Post subject: Re: NEW !!! ASSICONS!!
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by bigred
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Originally Posted by triumphant cracker
We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:
: ) means a smile and
: ( is a frown.
Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:
(_!_) .....a regular ass
(__!__)..... a fat ass
(!)..... a tight ass
(_*_) .....a sore ass
(_O_) .....bigred
(_x_)..... kiss my ass
(_X_) .....leave my ass alone
(_zzz_)..... a tired ass
(_E=mc 2_)..... a smart ass
(_$_)..... Money coming out of his ass
(_?_)..... Dumb Ass
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fyp buddy
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Squeaky_Midget1
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Straight
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You 2 remind me of this
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...ideoID=2482319
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triumphant cracker
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Straight
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lol
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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fFAWEFAWEFAWEFWEf$@#@%%@#$%@#$%!@# is a retard
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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what happened to this awesome thread?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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MasterTeo
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loooooooooooooollll
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
what happened to this awesome thread?
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Bigred scored early on but then you took the lead in a huge comeback. Game over I guess.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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guess so
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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