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spoonitnow
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10-04-2008, 04:21 PM
Post subject: Nevermind Shamrock's not fighting
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Straight Flush
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AMIRITE
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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DaddyDeez
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Straight
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damn i was jus about to start this thread.
i wanna see it but i think Ken is gonna lose and retire >.<
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I post nonconstructive piss
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UG
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KIMBO GONNA GET RAPED
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wufwugy
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shit i could take ken
but now if frank put on like fitty pounds then you got a fight
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wesrman
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Meh, i wish Shamrock would just give it up already.
I do think he will tap out Kimbo though.
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BankItDrew
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when is the fight
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
shit i could take ken
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lol
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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bigred
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kimbo will win even though i don't want him to
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LOL OPERATIONS
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by bigred
kimbo will win even though i don't want him to
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Probably.
BankItDrew, it's tonight, on CBS possibly?
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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BankItDrew
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I think i'll be watching it on SPIKE
non pay per view?
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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wesrman
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9pm CBS Drew.
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dthorne04
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ken shamrock is epic fail
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derp
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UG
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kimbo will tap out but the ref won't count it, he'll make ken break the hold because of some sort of bullshit technicality, then kimbo will come back to win by TKO when he grazes Shamrock with a punch in round 3. the meal ticket cannot go down!
(p.s. I'm just making fun of the first Kimbo fight on CBS, he got the absolute shit beat out of him (in round 2?) and any other fight on earth would have been stopped, but they wouldn't do that to the poster boy of MMA on CBS)
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spoonitnow
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Shamrock's not fighting
Ken Shamrock will not be fighting Kimbo Slice in the main event of EliteXC “Heat,” according to an official statement made Saturday by announcer Jimmy Lennon Jr. inside the BankAtlantic Center. Seth Petruzelli, who was scheduled to fight Aaron Rosa on the undercard, has replaced Shamrock and will fight Slice. EliteXC officials have not yet released details on Shamrock’s status, though discussion inside the BankAtlantic Center suggested that he suffered a cut in the last 24 hours.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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lol
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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dthorne04
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LOL GG KIMBO SLICE
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derp
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dthorne04
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also gg elitexc
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derp
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Trikflow77
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Kimbo put up a hell of a fight imo.
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spoonitnow
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lol omg @ results
Kimbo loses by TKO to the guy they took from the undercard to replace Shamrock... in 14 seconds.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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bigred
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Video clip link?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Trikflow77
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Originally Posted by bigred
Video clip link?
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no need, punch in face to stun, few punches to the back of the head and the ref called it.
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Ragnar4
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KIMBO SLICE! DOWN LIKE A TON OF BRICKS!
That was hillarious.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
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dthorne04
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on another hilarious note, ken shamrock is indirectly responsible for the downfall of elitexc
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derp
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wesrman
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I thought ug's poost was hilarious.
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UG
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Originally Posted by wesrman
I thought ug's poost was hilarious.
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I was wrong.
I guess CBS can't fake kinbo getting KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT, so there you go.
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UG
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p.s. I love Gus Johnson (the announcer for the fight tonight)
here are two Gus Johnson goodies from youtube:
best of Gus Johnson:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcglO...eature=related
random UCLA vs. Gonzaga clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgeqrYxu_YM
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BankItDrew
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OMG WHAT A SICK UPSET OVER KIMBO!
jk.. i kicked three guys in the nuts tonight when they said that
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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UG
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Originally Posted by bigred
Video clip link?
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http://hk.youtube.com/watch?v=FK3qZcce1Zs
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BankItDrew
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lmao omfg i can't stop watching that vid....
so happy
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DaddyDeez
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Kimbo got knocked out by a jab lol. i laughed so hard when he fell i peed a little
Elite XC needs to go away now...
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I post nonconstructive piss
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