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Old 10-04-2008, 04:21 PM     Post subject: Nevermind Shamrock's not fighting #1 (permalink)  
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 10-04-2008, 04:32 PM #2 (permalink)  
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damn i was jus about to start this thread.
i wanna see it but i think Ken is gonna lose and retire >.<
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Old 10-04-2008, 04:48 PM #3 (permalink)  
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KIMBO GONNA GET RAPED


 
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Old 10-04-2008, 06:29 PM #4 (permalink)  
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shit i could take ken

but now if frank put on like fitty pounds then you got a fight
 
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Old 10-04-2008, 06:57 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Meh, i wish Shamrock would just give it up already.

I do think he will tap out Kimbo though.
 
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Old 10-04-2008, 07:11 PM #6 (permalink)  
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when is the fight


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Old 10-04-2008, 07:45 PM #7 (permalink)  
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shit i could take ken
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 10-04-2008, 08:20 PM #8 (permalink)  
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kimbo will win even though i don't want him to
LOL OPERATIONS
 
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Old 10-04-2008, 09:30 PM #9 (permalink)  
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kimbo will win even though i don't want him to
Probably.

BankItDrew, it's tonight, on CBS possibly?
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 10-04-2008, 09:42 PM #10 (permalink)  
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I think i'll be watching it on SPIKE

non pay per view?


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Old 10-04-2008, 09:49 PM #11 (permalink)  
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9pm CBS Drew.
 
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Old 10-05-2008, 12:27 AM #12 (permalink)  
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ken shamrock is epic fail
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Old 10-05-2008, 12:38 AM #13 (permalink)  
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kimbo will tap out but the ref won't count it, he'll make ken break the hold because of some sort of bullshit technicality, then kimbo will come back to win by TKO when he grazes Shamrock with a punch in round 3. the meal ticket cannot go down!


(p.s. I'm just making fun of the first Kimbo fight on CBS, he got the absolute shit beat out of him (in round 2?) and any other fight on earth would have been stopped, but they wouldn't do that to the poster boy of MMA on CBS)


 
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Old 10-05-2008, 01:19 AM #14 (permalink)  
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Shamrock's not fighting

Ken Shamrock will not be fighting Kimbo Slice in the main event of EliteXC “Heat,” according to an official statement made Saturday by announcer Jimmy Lennon Jr. inside the BankAtlantic Center. Seth Petruzelli, who was scheduled to fight Aaron Rosa on the undercard, has replaced Shamrock and will fight Slice. EliteXC officials have not yet released details on Shamrock’s status, though discussion inside the BankAtlantic Center suggested that he suffered a cut in the last 24 hours.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:10 AM #15 (permalink)  
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:20 AM #16 (permalink)  
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LOL GG KIMBO SLICE
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:30 AM #17 (permalink)  
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also gg elitexc
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:37 AM #18 (permalink)  
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Kimbo put up a hell of a fight imo.
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:47 AM #19 (permalink)  
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lol omg @ results

Kimbo loses by TKO to the guy they took from the undercard to replace Shamrock... in 14 seconds.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 10-05-2008, 04:02 AM #20 (permalink)  
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LOL OPERATIONS
 
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no need, punch in face to stun, few punches to the back of the head and the ref called it.
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Old 10-05-2008, 04:30 AM #22 (permalink)  
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KIMBO SLICE! DOWN LIKE A TON OF BRICKS!

That was hillarious.
The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
 
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Old 10-05-2008, 04:54 AM #23 (permalink)  
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on another hilarious note, ken shamrock is indirectly responsible for the downfall of elitexc
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Old 10-05-2008, 05:28 AM #24 (permalink)  
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I thought ug's poost was hilarious.
 
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I thought ug's poost was hilarious.
I was wrong.

I guess CBS can't fake kinbo getting KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT, so there you go.


 
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Old 10-05-2008, 06:37 AM #26 (permalink)  
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p.s. I love Gus Johnson (the announcer for the fight tonight)

here are two Gus Johnson goodies from youtube:


best of Gus Johnson:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcglO...eature=related



random UCLA vs. Gonzaga clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgeqrYxu_YM


 
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Old 10-05-2008, 06:46 AM #27 (permalink)  
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OMG WHAT A SICK UPSET OVER KIMBO!

jk.. i kicked three guys in the nuts tonight when they said that


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http://hk.youtube.com/watch?v=FK3qZcce1Zs


 
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Old 10-05-2008, 07:17 AM #29 (permalink)  
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lmao omfg i can't stop watching that vid....

so happy
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Old 10-05-2008, 10:25 AM #30 (permalink)  
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Kimbo got knocked out by a jab lol. i laughed so hard when he fell i peed a little

Elite XC needs to go away now...
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