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Post subject: Never posting outside the commune again-Spenda's crap thread
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What a dirty dirty whore
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I could ruin you, Spenda. 
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I've decided I'll respond to all other threads in this thread, I will reward myself with a str8 flush once I become a ballin ass poker player, not just a solid reg.
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Oh shut the fuck up you 4k post having motherfucker
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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If a topic you made was moved from the commune to a post counting forum would it add a post to your total?
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why didn't i think of that?
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well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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You're more of a bi-curious flush
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Spoon did a pretty kick ass thread for 1K, what the fuck can you do for 4K. You got some shoes to fill. Spenda in the well.
Every one "In the well","In the well","In the well","In the well","In the well"........
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Str8 flush Pre-props. Now THAT is 3rd leveling everyone!!!
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If a topic you made was moved from the commune to a post counting forum would it add a post to your total?
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Only when I manually re-sync the word counts, which I do on occasion, but not very often.
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If a topic you made was moved from the commune to a post counting forum would it add a post to your total?
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Only when I manually re-sync the word counts, which I do on occasion, but not very often. |
But that would end up dropping my wpp since I edit all my old posts to remove the spaces.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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I've decided that since I will not be posting until I'm totally baller that I'll provide all sorts of great poker related content here, because, let's face it, my knowledge is far superior to yours, yea, I'm talking to you there, no you, behind the jewtastic twins standing next to the shemale holding Todd Brunson's trashbag-wearing boyfriend.
When this thread becomes chalk-full of great poker thought I'll have X-man release it into the wild, and that will be my contribution to this great site.
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I just realized that 'rilla would hate me forever if poker content is in this thread, and since I don't want a quarter-ton beast hunting me down, I'll just place weird thoughts in here from time to time.
As for now, you guys can start by telling me how much you dislike me, in a humorous way, you know, kinda like a roast.
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I'm pumped. This means no more gay sarcastic Mr. Know it all responses in strategy threads.
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You're too old, fat man. Your tits are too big.
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You're too old, fat man. Your tits are too big.
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uh, a bit early to be back from your date....on your birthday no less.
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hi cullen
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sup yo, Hu4rollz Carl?
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You're too old, fat man. Your tits are too big.
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uh, a bit early to be back from your date....on your birthday no less. |
No shit, fatty.
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Hey, I never started a golf thread, maybe this could be it!
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Spenda's latest PLO video on grinderschool.
"Yeah he had top set, well c'est la vie for him"
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Spenda's latest PLO video on grinderschool.
"Yeah he had top set, well c'est la vie for him"
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ya really, who slowplays top-set in Omahizzle.
I had a really nice response laid out to a thread this morning, but I couldn't post it, I need to figure out what I'm going to do for 4k postaments soon.
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ya know what would be REALLY ballin'? If you responded to threads in other forums in this thread just by posting a link to the original thread followed by your reply.
Yea, that's the ticket.
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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You're too old, fat man. Your tits are too big.
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uh, a bit early to be back from your date....on your birthday no less. |
No shit, fatty. |
Were you SEC'd on your date?
For those of you who are unfamiliar with this new term SEC'd to an Ohio State fan means bitch slapped and sent back home.
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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never mind me, im just checking my post count
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ya know what would be REALLY ballin'? If you responded to threads in other forums in this thread just by posting a link to the original thread followed by your reply.
Yea, that's the ticket.
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I thought about doing this, but that'd be a helluva lot of poker content in the commune.
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ya know what would be REALLY ballin'? If you responded to threads in other forums in this thread just by posting a link to the original thread followed by your reply.
Yea, that's the ticket.
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I thought about doing this, but that'd be a helluva lot of poker content in the commune. |
No poker in the champagne room.
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ya know what would be REALLY ballin'? If you responded to threads in other forums in this thread just by posting a link to the original thread followed by your reply.
Yea, that's the ticket.
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I thought about doing this, but that'd be a helluva lot of poker content in the commune. |
No poker in the champagne room. |
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!
shouldn't you be doing some hookers and blow right about now?
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spenda did you ever get your coaching from ISF? if so how did it go?
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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ya know what would be REALLY ballin'? If you responded to threads in other forums in this thread just by posting a link to the original thread followed by your reply.
Yea, that's the ticket.
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I thought about doing this, but that'd be a helluva lot of poker content in the commune. |
don't you dare litter my lair with facts and information
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LOL OPERATIONS
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spenda did you ever get your coaching from ISF? if so how did it go?
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Went pretty well, he ghosted me for an hour and then I did the same for him, watching him play some 400nl HU (I was playing 100nl 6max).
I'm going to start working with him again, as soon as I can figure out what I'm actually doing with my poker-life.
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spenda did you ever get your coaching from ISF? if so how did it go?
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Went pretty well, he ghosted me for an hour and then I did the same for him, watching him play some 400nl HU (I was playing 100nl 6max).
I'm going to start working with him again, as soon as I can figure out what I'm actually doing with my poker-life. |
meh, tell me what to do with mine once you figure it out. 
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Seriously, if you focused on playing poker instead of post whoring you would probably have a lot more monies and be ballin at higher stakes. Maybe this will be good for you.
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Seriously, if you focused on playing poker instead of post whoring you would probably have a lot more monies and be ballin at higher stakes. Maybe this will be good for you.
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There's no doubt that's the case, I cannot live off of pwning you at $2PLO husng's forever.
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People were asking me about a salad I placed in Jyms Healthy Menu thread, here it is:
4oz Lean-Turkey
4oz Lean-Ham
2 cups of Lettuce
3tbsp Low-fat Ranch
1 chopped hard-boiled egg
1/4 cup 2% cheese
Totals=450 calories;42g protein
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I cannot live off of spewing to you at $2PLO husng's forever.
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FYP
Your salad looks delicious. I'll have to try this at work instead of a sandwich occasionally.
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Hey, I never started a golf thread, maybe this could be it!
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18 holes for "rolls?"
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LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.
Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
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Hey, I never started a golf thread, maybe this could be it!
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18 holes for "rolls?" |
Who would be the best golfer on FTR anyway?
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A treat for anyone reading
Right now on Stars you can catch Sauce playing HU vs CTS
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A treat for anyone reading
Right now on Stars you can catch Sauce owning HU vs CTS
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Hey, I never started a golf thread, maybe this could be it!
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18 holes for "rolls?" |
Who would be the best golfer on FTR anyway? |
you're in his thread
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Hey, I never started a golf thread, maybe this could be it!
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18 holes for "rolls?" |
Who would be the best golfer on FTR anyway? |
you're in his thread |
btw it's not even close so I don't wanna hear agruments
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Hey, I never started a golf thread, maybe this could be it!
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18 holes for "rolls?" |
Who would be the best golfer on FTR anyway? |
you're in his thread |
btw it's not even close so I don't wanna hear agruments |
Lol whats your cap?
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Hey, I never started a golf thread, maybe this could be it!
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18 holes for "rolls?" |
Who would be the best golfer on FTR anyway? |
you're in his thread |
btw it's not even close so I don't wanna hear agruments |
Lol whats your cap? |
2 on the right side of par (Plus 2)
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Hey, I never started a golf thread, maybe this could be it!
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18 holes for "rolls?" |
Who would be the best golfer on FTR anyway? |
you're in his thread |
btw it's not even close so I don't wanna hear agruments |
Lol whats your cap? |
2 on the right side of par (Plus 2) |
You'll probably have to give me 2 years then you have 4 on me at the moment. 
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18 holes for "rolls?" |
Who would be the best golfer on FTR anyway? |
you're in his thread |
btw it's not even close so I don't wanna hear agruments |
Lol whats your cap? |
2 on the right side of par (Plus 2) |
You'll probably have to give me 2 years then you have 4 on me at the moment. |
you're only a 2, nice. I'm sure there are some good players on this site. Poker players are such degen's on the golf course. I remember playing cards with Gavin Smith in our clubhouse in Vegas last year. Cool guy.
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you got my by 2.5ish at my peak. i never got to scratch. i got to .8. i couldnt carry a 5 anymore, though.
for anyone unfamiliar with just how good the plus side is...it sounds like its only 2 strokes better than scratch, but its soooooo much more than that. shaving half a stroke at this level takes the work of shaving 20 off a guy who cant break 100. maybe more.
i have a great friend on the the old Hogan Tour. cant remeber the name currently. when i was under a one, he was just on the plus side, and i couldnt carry his jock on my best day.
true story. he went to Southern Hills after the Open, not PGA, but the Open, and played Monday after the pros finished. he couldnt break 85. he four putted twice. and said he thought the average single digit handicapper couldnt break 90 on that setup.
i'd like to see how you compare with him now. he cant find his way to the big show, but i dont know where you would stand against tour players, either. +2 is really bringing it, but i bet you still have a good bit of work to do to survive even a minitour currently? what do you think, spenda?
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